The cake is not a lie

Sorry for the recent radio silence. Life has a funny way of throwing things at you with little to no warning which can upset even the best laid plans. Which means my only partially laid plans have no chance of surviving such tumultuous times!

As such, I've got a few things to post from a few weeks ago, which have delayed due to me being distracted by life and its various challenges. The first of which is some pics that I took a couple week's ago at Oliver Cream's birthday night at Juice. 

But, before I get to that, I should address the elephant in the room... Yes, it is Masturbation Month and I'm very aware that I've not kicked off any sort of Masturbation Challenge yet. Like I said, life is very good at getting in the way of things and between disruptions that have already occurred and things that I know will be coming up, I know that I'm not going to be able to dedicate myself to it in the usual way that I like. I will try to do something though. I'm just not sure what yet. Stay tuned though.

Anyway,  back to Oli's birthday, which was the sort of occasion that I figured would be perfect to model my 'hottest outfit' winning outfit for. Just with a small tweak to include some panties because, it is one thing to flash between my legs on a nice and secure photoset, and something altogether to do it in a heaving night club.

Unfortunately, I didn't manage to grab myself a slice of Oli's boob birthday cake, which, let's be honest, was one of the main reasons that I didn't want to miss this event. As a consolation, I did get to dance the night away with the likes of Jerome, Jess and Chris. Although, perhaps I should be blaming them for distracting me from my real goal of getting me some of that sweet, sweet cake.