Good Times With Strappies

Hot on the heels of her last sex voucher redemption, Emmy was at it again. Me thinks she has developed a taste of my Laura love and she is hungry for more. After cashing in just once in 5 months, it's now 3 in as many weeks. She better slow down otherwise she'll run out of them soon. There's only so many of my voucher in circulation after all.

On this occasion, she didn't cash in any old voucher. She cashed in one with a very specific naughty flavour to it. One that I've been looking forward to very much. But, when she summoned me to join her on this luxury catamaran, I had no idea of the surprise that she had in store for me.

Yes, she had already disclosed earlier in the day that she would be redeeming her 'Good Time with Strappies' voucher, which, as the name suggests, entitles her to either bring her strappy to fuck me or to let me rail her with mine.

But the surprise twist was the nature of the strappy that she brought with her. As we snuggled on the catamaran's trampoline net, she revealed her surprise when she pulled an ultra-realistic strapless strappy out from under one of the pillows.

If you are unfamiliar with them, the idea is simply. Instead of a harness to strap them in place, one end curves up to hook inside the wearers vagina. In other words, Emmy gets to slip that end inside herself pussy. The other end is then the realistic cock portion. i.e. the part that she planned to fuck me with.

Emmy groaned as she slide her end inside herself and the end of it pressed against her G-spot. I'll admit, knowing how wet she gets, I was sceptical about whether it would stay in place. I could already imagine the frustration of it slipping out mid-fuck, over and over.

So when she instructed me to climb on and ride her, I hesitantly asked whether I needed to ride her in any particular way so that everything would stay in place OK. She reassured me that I should ride her just like I would ride any other cock. Even my confession that I can be rather energetic and enthusiastic when riding dick didn't concern her. 

Having never used one before, either to give or receive, what do I know though. Through this Em-sexual journey of sexual discovery with Emmy s my guide, I trust her vast experience of gayness to lead me down the right path. I trust her totally and without question. So I straddled her and slowly let her fake phallus slide inside me as I gingerly lowered myself all the way down its shafted until my bum was resting on her thighs.

Despite her instance that her strapless strappy could handle it, I started off by just subtly rocking my hips. My intention to gradually gain confidence with the toy before becoming as uninhibited as I would like. All that went out the window though when Emmy sprung a second surprise on me.

With a click of a button, the strappy burst in to life as it began vibrating intensely inside both of me. The unexpected shock of it jolted me into action, grinding my hips back and forth as I humped the cock. With every pump of my hips forward and then relaxation as they moved backwards, the portion inside Emmy would rock back and forth as well, rubbing against her G-spot while buzzing like crazy.

I was loving every second of humping the shit out of her vibrating fake cock but I genuinely underestimated how much it was doing for Emmy as well. Perhaps it wasn't needed but I wanted to do everything I could for her pleasure as well.

From leaning forward to dangle my tits teasingly just out of reach of her greedy lips, I sat upright, and then leaned all the way back. In doing so, I made sure that Emmy's strappy tilted with me, forcing her end to press up against the front of her inner walls, hard against her G-spot. Whatever stimulation it had already been giving her was about to become a whole lot more intense.

For my part, I was no longer humping or grinding. I was full on sliding up and down the hole length of it. Any thought of trying to be careful not to disturb the strappy from being anchored within Emmy had completely evaporated from me mind. We were both lost in wild and care-free fucking.

The more I bounced on Emmy's faux dick, the more it became slick with my cream. I could feel a wonderful orgasm brewing within me. I think Emmy picked up on that and began driving her cock deep inside me. Slamming her thighs against my ass, she plunged her fake pick into me again and again.

As I was teetering on the brink of climax, she cried out that she was cumming. I could feel her thighs trembling under me as she orgasmed. Regardless, she managed to give me the last few deep thrusts that I needed to join her in cumming.

The intensity of the vibrations and the fucking in unison were too much for me as I became overly-sensitive to even the tiniest bit of stimulation. I slid off the end of her dick and slumped onto the trampoline netting.

And then I received yet another surprise that Emmy had planned for me. As the tip of the cream coated cock exited my cunt, Emmy firmly squeezed the fake balls causing a stream of fake cum to arc through the air and splash across my chest and face.

Another couple of quick pumps of fake cum flew across my body as Emmy drained every drop of fake cum from her faux balls. I had literally no idea that she had that in store for me. It was complete unexpected and I'll admit that it excited every bit as much as when a guy unloads his balls on me. 

With all of her cum expended and us both breathless from out energetic fucking, we crawled into a loving embrace to take a moment to recover.

Although I had only orgasmed once, I was feeling incredible satisfied with out little session so I was keen to let Emmy know what a great job she had done I really was absolutely spent in that regard. 

However, I also let her know that I too had brought my strappy along with me. It may be a much more vanilla one than her's - just a traditional strap on that I've used for pegging a few guys in the past - but, if she still had any appetite for getting railed herself, I would be more than happy to take care of that for her. 

She too was content though so that can wait until another day. After all, she does still have one more 'Good Times With Strappies' voucher in her booklet. And, as a little teaser for whenever the day that she redeems that one comes, she already knows that I'll be leaning into my pegging kink by sticking my strap on in her butthole. That's the sort of treat that the biggest butt slut I know deserves to receive as a thank you for broadening my horizons with all these amazing new experiences.

Masturbation Challenges Week #4 Progress Report

Not quite the end of Masturbation Month yet but the end of week #4 does mean the last full week. I'm not quite ready to give the final score yet because I do still have a few days to try and tick off the last few remaining challenges on my checklist.

Another 4 completed this week means there are just 2 remaining and they are both bonus challenges, so that means I've already got a full house for the regularly challenges and I've also managed to complete the Stimulation category.

For this week's recap, lets start with one that I thought would be super easy but then actually found myself scratching my head over. New Horizons should be pretty straightforward, right? Just fap in a room that I've never fapped in before. Then I started to think about it and. turns out I've fapped in a lot of different places. In the end, it occurred to me that the one room I hadn't covered so far was the kitchen so yeah, got that one ticked off.

Another easy one that I'd been hanging on to was Controlled. I always had it as a back up plan that I could use the control link section of the Lovense's Discord server to let someone take control of a masturbation session, but I was kind of keen to let someone talk me through touch myself. Like a 'Jerk Off' Instruction but for a woman. Does that even have an established name? Like 'Rub One Out Instruction'? 

Whatever you want to call it, I didn't manage to find anyone so instead I took advantage of Lovense's latest Discord Orgy and synced up with 52,000 other masturbaters to allow the 'celebrity' controller to bring us all off together.

Now on to the headline challenge for this week. For my Tool Time challenge, the community choose for me to get some Cream Cum Lube to try out as a new sex aid that I've never used before. Honestly, I expected to it to be pretty shitty lube that was just a bit gimmicky, But when I was using it to help me dildo fuck myself, I actually found that it did a really good job. I might even have to write a full review for it. And yes, I did drizzle it on my tits and face while I was fucking myself because why the fuck wouldn't I?!

Last but not least for this week, yet another theoretically quick and easy one to complete. And I do mean quick because it was Quickie. All that was needed for that one was a furious bit of finger fucking while pressing one of my vibrators firmly against my clit as it ran through my favourite pattern for giving me quick and intense orgasms. 

And that's it for week #4. Let's see if I can tick either of those 2 remaining bonus goals off in the last few days. Having already failed one of them twice It might haunt me if I can't get it done. And the other one is another pretty one if I'm prepared to go my backup route of controlling some random's Lovense toy. The only problem... these remaining days are all looking pretty busy so finding the time might be a challenge...

Pen Pals

Oh, hello! Just me popping up with another sexy job for Royal BBC. This time appearing in the last episode of the Pen Pals series.

A bit different to my usual sort of assignment though. Instead of me just turning up on set and posing while a photographer snaps away, for this one, I had to take me own photos and then submit the one I felt was most suitable along with a short message for Anthony to read out.

Go check it out on Twitter now to find out what snap I submitted and what I had to say about it.

Tick Tock

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Raffle Hype

Tell me... were you hyped for the Update Hype community event?

Honestly, I can't say I was simply because I wasn't sure if I was even going to be able to make it due to existing commitments. At best, I knew I would be turning up towards the end when things have usually tended to die down at previous events. Kinda hard to get hyped when that's the case.

Mind you, I wouldn't blame those of you who were there for the whole event for getting hyped. After all, this was going to be the communities first ever live raffle with some pretty cool prizes being handed out, with the headline items being free Lovense toys. If you're being cynical, that's one way to buy a good crowd attendance.

My fear was that I'd completely miss the raffle, thus leaving the event as a massive anti-climax for late arrivers like me. Thankfully, this was considered by the organisers and they staggered the draws throughout the evening rather than doing them all at once.

I think I arrived about 4 hrs into the event, just in time for them to make the eighth prize draw, which also happened to the penultimate draw. Although there were 100s of peeps there, I struggled to actually find anyone to hang out with so I ended up killing time by taking photos until the ninth and final draw was made and moving on to meet up with Emmy (and that's a story in and of itself... coming soon). And yes, I was in such a rush to get there that I just threw on the same goth dress that I'd worn the previous night to The Black Rose... sue me!

Sadly, I've not seen the results of the raffle published anywhere, such as in the Discord server, so I have no idea who won the other 7 prizes. I just know that everyone's favourite boob inspector, Oli, won one of the draws I caught and someone I'm not familiar won the other one I witnessed. I only mention this because I heard whispers that there was some displeasure about how many of the prizes went to people who move in the same circles. I would be interested to see how suspicious the results actually look before deciding whether it looks suss to me as well.

Besides the raffle draw, the other element of this event was the more prominent sex messaging in the event announcement. Apart from the early Lovense themed parties, the sex side of things has largely been forgotten or ignored, which has always felt like a big oversight to me. However, this one not only promised that things might get naughty but went as far as to say that clothes were optional. Definitely giving off the vibe that the organisers were hoping there would be some lewdness on the cards.

And, lo and behold, I did catch some naughty fuckers in the act during my relatively short visit. So that definitely gets a thumbs up from me. Some brave souls were even brave enough to be going at it on the edge of the dance floor, although most sort a more comfortable spot in the ouch area.

I just hope this encouraging of sex times at event is the organisers dipping a proverbial toe in the water to test how well naughtier themes might be embraced. And that they now have the courage to follow up by continuing down this path. Fingers crossed!

Apart from that, I don't really have a huge amount to say, although I will comment on the venue, as that is something I always end up spending a large majority of these sort of event round-up posts dwelling on. For what it's worth, the 'middle of nowhere' motel vibe they went with was well pulled off. Choosing to add some verticality by splitting over several floors around the dancefloor helping maintain a good density of bodies while not being as crazy packed as these events tend to be. And it was certainly easier to navigate the crowds than is often the case. 

Like I said at the outset, I was a late arrival, so obviously take that into account with what I've just said. Had I turned up a few hours earlier, possibly I would be once again be complaining about overcrowding but thankfully that wasn't my experience this time, even if I did still find it hard to find any in the crowd.

The only thing I'll say is that, for once, I can't complain about the bizarrely unthemed music for guests to dance too. For once the usual mix of generic EMD and the like wasn't completely inappropriate and a  jarring clash with the rest of the event's theming. So, while its still wasn't anything that I actually want to hear, at least it didn't detract from the overall experience this time. I'll take that as a small mercy and sign off on that semi-positive note.