Monday, 5 January 2026

Thalidomide


It's the first Monday of a new month, so that can mean only one thing... It's time to unveil my new music video as a teaser for my next EP, Too Real, which drops a week today.

The Thalidomide single is streaming now on both Soundcloud and YouTube but you can check on the music video (once again featuring Jerome's gorgeous artwork) for it just below

All of my upcoming releases will by available to stream over on Soundcloud, where you can also find all of my previous releases, as well as on YouTube, where you can find all of my songs and videos, all conveniently sorted into handy playlists.


Be sure to follow me on one, or even both, of these platforms to make sure that you don't miss out on any of these upcoming treats that I have for you.

Thursday, 1 January 2026

My 30 minute New Year


I have zero interest in the forced fun of New Year’s Eve. The overpriced tickets, the shouted countdown - it all feels so cringe.

But as midnight neared, a stubborn need surfaced; to simply witness the turn of the year. Also an eagerness to use it as an excuse - just a small one - to put on a beautiful dress and feel stunning for an hour. 

As it turns out, Emmy is of a like-mind in regards the first part. In other words, in having a disdain for the over-commercialisation and unnecessary pressures of New Years. So, come 23:00, we decided it made sense to keep each other company.

She wasn't so inclined to make any sort of celebration appearance but was kind enough to indulge my desires. The challenge was to find somewhere to park ourselves .

The hunt was on. Every mainstream option seemed awful. Until I found The Tide hotel. We arrived at 11:40PM; me in a sexy little black dress... Emmy in... well... nothing... so her typical state.

20 minutes of dancing kept us occupied until we celebrated the clock hitting midnight with a passionate and loving kiss. Then, within 10 minutes, we were on our way back to her apartment for a quiet snuggle while fireworks went off both near and far until around 2:00am.


Happy Nude Year


This year, while the world is busy stocking up on sparkling wine, writing resolutions destined for the recycling bin by February, and buying “new year, new me” mugs that look suspiciously like last year’s mugs… I’ve decided to strip things back by embracing a Nude Year.

Let me explain my manifesto...

Nude, as in exposed. Not to the elements (though I won’t rule out plenty of Titty Tuesday flashes at Bunnies & Bulls), but to authenticity. No vague promises to “be kinder” or “go to the gym.” My sole intention for the year is to be more me, more openly, more honestly. Even if that “me” sometimes prefers being quietly introspective rather than living life large with plenty of "look at how great I'm doing " moments.

And yes, perhaps there’s a whisper of lewd in my Nude Year. A cheeky, exhibitionist spirit! I will be exhibiting unabashed enjoyment of small pleasures. I will be lewdly devoted to doing what feels right, not what looks good when posted on social media. 

Here’s to a Happy Nude Year, everyone. May yours be stripped of pretence, rich in simple joys, and daringly, delightfully, your own. Oh, and full of plenty of hot and filthy fucking too!


Wednesday, 31 December 2025

2026 LauraTWK Digital Calendar


Ladies and gentlemen, I hereby present to you the 2026 LauraTWK Digital Calendar. 

As with previous entries in this series, you can rely on this calendar to keep you informed about all of the upcoming dates that you need to know about. Whether you are a perverted lewder, romantic soul or just keen to be mindful of your sexual wellbeing, this calendar has got you covered with in excess of 150 fun, sexy or noteworthy days highlighted.

Of course, each month comes with a sexy picture. However, in a change from past years, many of the monthly pics are not themed after just one featured day from that month but multiple. As many as 4 days covered by one picture in one case! I wonder if you can figure out which one that is?

DOWNLOAD a PDF copy to always have an offline version that you can refer or view it online over on my Calendars page.

As usual, things get very NSFW very quickly once you flip this bad boy open so you have been warned!

Sunday, 28 December 2025

2025 In Review


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