Tuesday, 16 June 2026

Blood Red Waters


Can someone go ahead and explain to me why this pool gives the impression that it is filled with blood rather than some common H2O?

What crazy optical illusion is making the red of the tiles affect how the camera perceives the flesh coloured tones of these very sexy legs?

This one has really got me perplexed!


Tuesday, 9 June 2026

Wednesday, 3 June 2026

Manifest Perving


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Tuesday, 2 June 2026

Titties for my girlies


Happy Titty Tuesday!

Although it is not normally in my nature to to be so liberal in getting my tits out in public without some sort of coercion from Emmy or Jess, it's been so long since I've had the pleasure of hanging out with them both together that I feel like, on this one occasion, I should do it in their honour.

Hopefully I'll get to share some quality time with my girlies real soon!


Monday, 1 June 2026

Fap Wrap-up


Welp, even though it has been a slightly understated Masturbation Month for me this year, especially compared to the last few years for which I have gone all in on it, I suppose, now that it has come to an end, I should do an end of month wrap-up.

So, what I can tell you is that I did keep a little diary of my faps and that I made myself cum a grand total of 16 times during May. Not too shabby for a 31 day month. I mean, that's better than one fap every other day. Some ways short of when I passed 50 a couple of years back but still not bad.

A few more little stats for you; there were a further 2 occasions when I played with myself but didn't bring myself to climax. And, of the 16 times I did climax, 10 of those were with the aid of toys. I don't think anyone will be fainting from shock at the revelation that I like playing with my Lovenses!

And I would like to mention that, although the month was relatively quiet, I did try to go out on a high but visiting a bukkake party on the last day of the month. It was a completely spontaneous visit but, if you think about it, what is better for Masturbation Month than a circle of guys jerking off around some cum-drenched hottie who is likely also fingering herself?

I've also not exactly been shy over the years in admitting that getting properly bukkaked it a filthy fantasy of mine that I've never really felt like I've been able to tick off my bucket list so I will take any available opportunity to try to right that wrong.


Sadly, whilst there was plenty of sexual activity going on at this bukkake party, none of it involved what I would call real bukkake. It was actually just a bunch of couples enjoying filthy, animalistic sex. Which is nice and all, and I won't complain at being able to perv on it for a little while, but it was not what I had gone there looking for.

I did think about just rubbing one out whilst watching all the fucking in the hope that a few guys might just impromptu cum on me but I found that, even while just sitting there watching, the guys that did hit on me were really only after a quick booty call and nothing else. 

In truth, I really didn't feel comfortable playing with myself around them so, in the end, I just moved along without managing to add any last minute faps to my total. The last thing I wanted was to have to deal with pushy guys who think that just because partially undressed and I'm getting myself off, that that is a free invitation for them to try and put their dicks inside me.

Cum on me, yes! Dick inside me, no! It's only a fine line between the two scenarios but a very important line, nonetheless.