Dick Pic Underwear

If National Lingerie Day is about feeling sexy and empowered about your underwear, then I feel like National Underwear Day should allow us to visit the very opposite end of the spectrum... by being a day to go for something that is fun and practical for every day life.

For example, this year, I'll be wearing bra and knickers with matching dick prints on. Because why the fuck not?

Vibe-a-thon Weekend

If you keep up to date with the latest sexy events that I have laid out for you in my official calendar, you may be aware that Friday was National Orgasm Day. A truly important day if you ask me and one that I feel that pretty much everyone, regardless of gender, sexual orientation or any other differentiating factor, is likely to enjoy celebrating, whether they are even aware of the significance of the day or not. I mean, who doesn't enjoy a good orgasm, right?

Unfortunately, I was a little tied up so was not able to bring you any sexy escapades to be documented for your reading pleasure. However, all was not lost because the benefit of it being on a Friday was that I had a whole weekend to make up for it. And I intended to make up for it in style!

And how would I do that? By bringing back my Buzz room to host a 2 day vibe-a-thon of course! Two days of letting strangers and friends alike drop by to vibrate my Lovense toys in a bid to make me orgasm as many times as possible.

But this was not the old Buzz room that some of you may have visited in the old days. No, this is a much fancier and interactive version of the room. Instead of allowing guests to roll a dice and then control my toys for the number of minutes that they rolled, they could now all access the tip menu app that I have created, simply by scanning the QR code on the back wall. 

Once up on their phones, they were greeted with 1000 free tokens to spend on send me different vibration patterns or purchasing various rewards, such as getting boob flashes, making me finger myself or switch which toy I was using. Of course, the better the reward, the more it would cost and some of those big ticket items would require more than just the free tokens to purchase.

And, on top of the menu, they could track what vibration patterns were currently active on my toy as well as seeing the progress to the various goals I had set; triggered each time a set amount of tokens were tipped. These gradually ramped up from seeing me take my dress off, then my bra and then my panties to me putting on masturbation and squirting shows. 

So, for Day 1 I kicked things off with my Ferri panty vibe sat nicely on my clit but things were pretty slow to get going. I had one good period where I had a couple of guys working together to gradually hit the goals for undressing me but they were really only edging me along for the whole period and I wasn't able to reach that first elusive orgasm. In fairness, I was wet as fuck but they just couldn't quite get me to the finish line

Once their tokens were spent, the room was dead under I finally got the sort of big spender who was prepared to invest in the extra tokens required to get me off. And boy did he get me off. All the edging had left me absolutely aching to cum and when I did it was well worth the wait. Super intense, just the way I like it.

Unfortunately, that was the one and only time I would orgasm for Day 1 as things pretty much petered out from there.

On to Day 2 and things got off to a much faster start, when one of my early guests (hence forth refered to as Mr Cheater) seemed to find a way to cheat my app into giving him fresh sets of free tokens so it was a non-stop barrage of vibes. I'd swapped things up to have my Lush egg vibe inside for this session and it was going crazy against my spot while I was simultaneously rubbing my clit courtesy of all the tips Mr Cheater was sending for the Finger Myself item on my menu.

Now, I really should have caught on that something was amiss with the flood of tips that just kept going and going but, as you can maybe imagine, I was kinda distracted. And, if truth be told, I was just happy to have someone enjoying the show so much. Then Jess and Chey turned up as reinforcements in a 3 pronged attack on pussy which had me cumming hard in no time at all.

By this time, the flurry of tips had since us blow through all of my early goals and had us tantalisingly close to my first squirt show goal. Of course, the vibes kept going and going until we hit that goal as well. And given the number of tokens being spent, these when teasing vibes that I was getting. They were a full on assault on my g-spot. All of which got me nicely primed for when that squirt goal was hit.

 I duly sprayed Mr Cheater in the front row with a shower of squirt just as he also blew a massive load all over himself from all the stroking he'd been doing whilst enjoying taking liberties with my generosity.

And still the queue of vibes that had been sent to the queue continued. At least for a few minutes more when I finally had a bit of respite to catch my breathe, rehydrate and enjoy a couple of the lollipops that Jess had bought me with her tips.

With that, the room emptied out again and that was pretty much it except for a few farewell buzzes from Chey which actually brought me frustratingly close to orgasm number 3. Alas, she had to move on and no-one came along to finish off what was basically a giant open goal with the ball on the line just needing a tap in.

Frustrating but at least I managed to beat Day 1's solitary one orgasm. Plus I had a lot of fun across both days but especially Day 2 when I had a few friends trying to both be wicked to me and also show me some love. And, to be fair, although the orgasms didn't happen as many times as I would have liked, the total tip spend was massive compared to my expectation. Ok, a lot of that was from tokens obtained by dubious means but still... a huge amount spent. I did manage to make a humble little amount of money from extra purchased tokens as well, which was a nice bonus, even if most of it did get spent on trying to promote the room and get more bodies in.

I also really enjoyed seeing a couple of the Day 1 guys, as well as Mr Cheater on Day 2, stroking their hard cocks while enjoying the show. That is the sort of validation that I really enjoy and it turns me the fuck on. Seeing a few of them cum for me was also a nice treat.

Which leaves me just to say a big, big thank you to everyone who stopped by, sent some vibes and contributed towards my lollipop and coffee funds. Big love!

Not your standard Titty Tuesday

You may assume that this is Titty Tuesday post. And you couldn't be blamed for such as assumption. Not even in the slightest.

But today is no ordinary Titty Tuesday because today demands more than simply baring ones chest. It demands that you shed all clothes instead. Why? Because it is National Nude Day! Which is actually pretty much just an ordinary day for Emmy. And it's not too far off for Jess either. Those pair are practically allergic to clothes.

But for me - someone who actually likes to wear clothes - it is a step in to exhibitionism that I find more difficult. Regardless, I accept my participation because it is in my official calendar. And, if I'm going to stick it in there, then I've got to be prepared to practice what I preach and get involved myself.

Wet Bums

I caught someone skinny dipping in my pool tonight. Normally I would have been very, very mad and given them a very stern talking to. But, since today is International Skinny Dipping Day, I couldn't be too harsh on my visitor.

Especially since I was convinced to join in... And maybe then do some other afterwards as well. But I don't need to go into that right now. Sometimes I have to reserve the right to kiss and then not tell about everything I get up to.

The perfect World Sex Day party

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Make Out Day

Make Out Day means sharing a good smooch with someone is an absolute must, whether it be someone you love deeply or just some random that you pick up on a night out at the dive bar down the street.

Being naked while doing it? Well, that's entirely optional but highly recommended...

May the Foremost be with you

If you’ve ever looked up at a Star Destroyer and thought, “I’d love to see the breakroom,” then May the 4th is your day. This Star Wars Day, I took a shuttle to the orbital dockyards to tour the ISZ Foremost – one of the few Imperial capital ships opened to the public.

Now let me tell you about a few of the highlights...

1. The TIE Interceptor (Flight-Ready)

You walk into the main hangar bay, and your breath catches. It’s not a mock-up. It’s an operational TIE Interceptor, its solar arrays polished to a sinister shine. A retired flight officer lets you sit in the cockpit – for a small “donation” to the Imperial War Widows’ Fund. The controls feel twitchy, and the lack of a hyperdrive is still terrifying. But the sound? They fired up the twin ion engines for two seconds. I felt my fillings vibrate.

2. The Sith Quarters

This is the unexpected gem. Behind a blast door labeled “AUTHORIZED DARK SIDE PERSONNEL ONLY” (now taped open), you’ll find the private quarters of a former Sith apprentice. It’s surprisingly minimalist: a meditation sphere, a cracked obsidian mirror, and a glass case holding a collection of supposedly genuine Sith holocrons, all glowing faintly red. Another, a wayfinder, is mounted on a pedestal with a warning that touching it “may redirect your destiny (or your security deposit).”

The audio tour whispers ominously in your ear, but the family next to me kept pressing buttons on the holocron display. Nothing happened. I think. (I’ll check my soul later.)

3. The Brig & The Rodian Rebel

And now, the part that makes you uncomfortable in the best way. The Foremost’s brig still functions as a low-security detention centre. Cell Block D houses a live Rodian prisoner – a captured rebel pilot identified only as “Vex.” A placard reads: “Subject was detained after attempting to steal a Lambda shuttle. Interrogation scheduled for 1500 hours. Visitors are reminded not to pass food or sympathy through the ray shield.”

Vex looked up as I approached. His antennae twitched. He tapped his cuffs against the bench – a slow rhythm. Was it a secret rebel code? Or just the boredom of being on display for 12 hours a day? I don’t know. But I did slip him a ration bar, at which I was escorted out by a disapproving dark trooper.

4. The Bridge & The View

Finally, you ascend to the command bridge and it’s everything you dreamed. Officers’ stations still hum with inactive targeting data. The captain’s chair swivels (I sat in it. No one stopped me. I am now legally an vice admiral, I think). But the real show is the viewport.

The ISZ Foremost orbits high above a blue-green world, and the panoramic transparisteel window frames the ship’s own dagger-like bow cutting into the starfield. To port: a shattered moonlet, debris still drifting from an old battle. To starboard: the gentle curve of the planet below, storms swirling over its nightside. You can stand there for ten minutes, watching shuttles crawl across the hull like insects, and feel the terrifying majesty of Imperial naval power.

A holographic sign warns: “Do not tap on glass. Do not attempt to calculate jump coordinates. Do not ask about the tractor beam.” I did all three. A stormtrooper sighed at me

The Verdict

The ISZ Foremost is brilliant Imperial storytelling. It’s equal parts military museum, dark side curiosity cabinet, and ethical dilemma. You’ll leave with a souvenir photo in an officer’s cap, a vague sense of unease about that Rodian’s fate, and a sudden desire to join the Alliance.

Final rating: 4.5 exploding Death Stars out of 5. (docking half a Death Star for the cafeteria food – the absence of blue milk was did not go unnoticed by me).

Last Minute Lingerie

Normally this is the part where I’ve already rallied half the community; DMs flying, invites sent, a whole line-up of stunning creators joining in for a proper celebration by posting their own contributions for National Lingerie Day. 

But this week had other ideas… distractions everywhere, time slipping through my fingers, and somehow the date snuck past me.

Only clocking the date late last night, this is a slightly chaotic, last-minute dash to at least show up and honour the occasion in my own way.

Still... Snapped a few shots to capture the mood. There’s something about sheer lace and clean lines that feels like a quiet kind of power… not loud, not trying too hard, just there. A reminder that sometimes the best look is the one you wear for yourself first.

Happy National Lingerie Day… wear whatever makes you feel unstoppable and show us what you got!

A New Flavour of Cake & Cunnilingus Day

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