Sunday, 1 June 2025
Masturbation Challenges Roundup
Thursday, 29 May 2025
Masturbation Challenges Week #4 Progress Report
Another 4 completed this week means there are just 2 remaining and they are both bonus challenges, so that means I've already got a full house for the regularly challenges and I've also managed to complete the Stimulation category.
For this week's recap, lets start with one that I thought would be super easy but then actually found myself scratching my head over. New Horizons should be pretty straightforward, right? Just fap in a room that I've never fapped in before. Then I started to think about it and. turns out I've fapped in a lot of different places. In the end, it occurred to me that the one room I hadn't covered so far was the kitchen so yeah, got that one ticked off.
Another easy one that I'd been hanging on to was Controlled. I always had it as a back up plan that I could use the control link section of the Lovense's Discord server to let someone take control of a masturbation session, but I was kind of keen to let someone talk me through touch myself. Like a 'Jerk Off' Instruction but for a woman. Does that even have an established name? Like 'Rub One Out Instruction'?
Whatever you want to call it, I didn't manage to find anyone so instead I took advantage of Lovense's latest Discord Orgy and synced up with 52,000 other masturbaters to allow the 'celebrity' controller to bring us all off together.
Now on to the headline challenge for this week. For my Tool Time challenge, the community choose for me to get some Cream Cum Lube to try out as a new sex aid that I've never used before. Honestly, I expected to it to be pretty shitty lube that was just a bit gimmicky, But when I was using it to help me dildo fuck myself, I actually found that it did a really good job. I might even have to write a full review for it. And yes, I did drizzle it on my tits and face while I was fucking myself because why the fuck wouldn't I?!
Last but not least for this week, yet another theoretically quick and easy one to complete. And I do mean quick because it was Quickie. All that was needed for that one was a furious bit of finger fucking while pressing one of my vibrators firmly against my clit as it ran through my favourite pattern for giving me quick and intense orgasms.
Thursday, 22 May 2025
Masturbation Challenges Week #3 Progress Report
Of added significance is that I have now managed to complete my first full group of challenges by ticking off everything in the Sensations group. So that's a nice little milestone to have been able to reach with still plenty of time left in the month.
And, as I look at the remaining challenges, still plenty of fairly straightforward ones to go so I think I could be on for a big score here. Possibly even a full house!
Don't forget that I've got a poll running over on Twitter for how I will complete the Tool Time challenge so don't forget to vote in that if you haven't already.
Get Wet is one of those that I really could try whenever I fancy. Masturbating in the shower really is pretty easy to get done. It was really just a case of me holding onto this one for a day when I didn't really want to have to put too much effort into getting any organised. In the end, I saw a Twitter post from Cheyenne of some pics of her fucking one of her dildos in the shower and figured that was probably the impetuous I needed to get it dome. So I grabbed my suctioned thrusting dildo (Lovense Gravity) next time I hopped in the shower and warmed myself with some nice fingering before sticking my dildo to the shower partition and letting it fuck me from behind.
And lastly, to round out the week yesterday, I completed another one of those super simple ones that require zero preparation. For Switch It Up, I just had to change position or technique every minute. So I set a repeating timer on my phone that would notify me of when each minute was up and then alternated back and forth between using one of my toys and my hands. Id very much enjoyed switching between blasting my clit with my Domi wand for a minute and then spending the next minute curling my fingers instead myself to scritch at my G-spot.
I'll round out by saying that, as much as it shames me to do so, I must confess that I also had another failed attempt at the Slow Burn Bonus challenge. This time, instead of not being able to make it to the end, I lost track of exactly how long I had been edging for and was surprised by how quickly my alarm started going off. Suffice it to say, I was not close enough to climax to be able to reasonably claim that I managed to cum on time so hopefully third time will be the charm for that one.
Thursday, 15 May 2025
Masturbation Challenges Week #2 Progress Report
In total, I managed to add 5 ticks to be challenge checklist - 4 challenges, as well as my first bonus challenge - which bring me to a grand total of 9 completed challenges.
Just about halfway through the month and roughly half the challenges done puts me nicely on track to get as many done as possible. Especially since there are still a bunch of fairly easy ones available.
So let's have a quick recap on those 5 completed challenges from this week...
The first one I ticked off was Foreplay. I got myself nice and aroused ahead of vibing my clit by spending 15 minutes pleasuring my boobs. After some initial touching and nipple pinching, I got really seriously by clipping on my vibrating nipple clamps (Lovense Gemini), which teased me nicely while i continued to fondle and grope my chest. I was very aroused by the time I eventually allowed myself to go downstairs.
After completing that one, I had a little bit of downtime whilst I had a poll running to see which one I'd do next. Out of the contenders, Morning Glory and Get Wet surged into an early lead. I was finding it really hard to hold off on fapping until that poll ended so I sneakily went for one of the two challenges that was already seemingly out of contention.
I've been eager to try Bloom Stories for a while now but every time I've gone for a look, I've been put off by the price. They do offer some free samples though so I used those to complete my Imagine challenge. Of course, I took advantage of the option to sync Lovense toys to each story's pre-set pattern for maximum immersion with that erotic tale.
Unfortunately, the free samples tend to cut off before the action gets really heated, but listening to a couple of them was sufficient to get the job done. And, I have to say, I was very impressed by the quality of the stories and, more so, the performances of the voice actors. Very hot and steamy indeed. Just a bit expensive if you are not going to be a regular listener. Anyway, this isn't a product review so moving on...
The following day, I was then able to take on the challenge selected by my poll. Despite a late comeback from Get Wet, Morning Glory held on for the win. I've already gone into a decent amount of detail on that one so I won't bore you by repeating how I finger fucked myself first thing on Sunday morning.
Finally, another couple of challenges that I have already told in great detail. In case you missed it, a birthday hook-up with my gay crush, Emmy, allowed me to tick off the Mutual challenge as we can our sex marathon but watching each other masturbate.
Even better, Emmy managed to hang on long enough for us to cum at the same time, thus completing the Mutual bonus challenge for a nice 2 for 1. I know I said last week that each session should only be eligible for one challenge but I should have clarified that bonus goals would be fair game to go for at the same time.
That brings us completely up to date, although, for the sake of completeness, it's also worth mentioning that I also made an attempt at the Slow Burn bonus challenge. Shockingly, I failed at that because of some outside inference. Don't worry, I'll be going again for it soon enough...
That's all for this week but don't forget to drop by my Hot or Cold poll on Twitter to vote for how I'll take on the Hot or Cold challenge next week. There have been plenty of votes so far but still plenty to play for. Your vote could be decisive so don't miss out!
Sunday, 11 May 2025
What's the Story?
As I roused from my deep sleep to be greeted by the morning light, one of my hands immediately slipped between my legs to begin rubbing myself through my pyjama shorts. That warmed me up nicely and was a very pleasurable way to pull myself out of the drowse haze of still really only being half awake.
Thursday, 8 May 2025
Masturbation Challenges Week #1 Progress Report
In fact, things are going so well that I decided to make things a little tougher for myself. Since I've discovered that there are a bunch of tasks with sufficient overlap that I could tick off two at once, I've decided that each masturbation session can only count towards one challenge. For example, Edge It and Slow Build could easily have been done in a single session but I decided that I would make myself do them in separate sessions.
Wednesday, 7 May 2025
Fap challenges arrive at last
Saturday, 1 June 2024
Down But Not Out
Wednesday, 8 May 2024
Week #1 Fap Recap
And on that topic of fapping, fingering has very much been the flavour of my faps for week #1, with only one sessions so far involving any toys. That has been part tactical and part just down to my mood on any given day. So my plan was to see if I can get any more fingering tasks down at before week #1 ends and then focus more on the toy tasks for week #2.
Whilst I did manage to check off a few more tasks at Snowbunny, none of them were finger ones. I had hoped to maybe encourage a few other folk to fap with me to help me make some progress with the communal masturbation tasks but what transpired exceeded all of my expectations.
I was fortunate in that there were plenty of those friendly faces that I mentioned earlier and the banter was flying. The perfect environment to generate some horniness amongst the other visitors. And, with that in mind, I shamelessly parked myself in the middle of my girlies and began twiddling my bean.
After I spied her trying to give me some sneaky side eye to perv on my bean rubbing, Jess was first to join in. Obviously quite turned on by what I was doing. Sara quickly joined in, clearly not wanting to be left out. And then, rather surprisingly, Emmy was the last of my girls to join in, whilst also allowing Adam Black, who had presumably already pumped her full of cum before I arrived, to have a play with her.
By my reckoning, that was 4 people joining in with the fapping fun, meaning I could check of the communal fapping with 3 others task off my bingo card.
Four soon became six when another couple of beach visitors joined in by playing each other. I suppose they were technically part of our little circle of fun but I feel like they were still close enough to be considered be within the sphere of our communal play. And I have no doubt that seeing four sexy ladies getting themselves off would have given them plenty of encouragement to get it on themselves.
With them counted, that adds fapping with 5 other people to the completed tasks, which is super pleasing for me being I was worried that the communal tasks would be amongst the hardest.
Obviously, fapping with 10 others is still a pretty daunting tasks. No doubt the hardest one on the entire card and one which realistically is going to require some bukake fun where I have a group of horny guys surrounding me while they jerk off. But to get the other communal ones already completed by the end of week #1 is a real bonus.
So, where does that leave us with the bingo card at the end of week #1? Well, why don't you take a look for yourself below. If my quick count is accurate, that leaves me on 15/49 tasks completed within the first week, which puts me nicely ahead of schedule, even if many of them were the easier tasks.
And, like I said earlier, I think toy play with be my main focus for week #2, so you can probably look forwarding to hearing more about that over the next 7 days. We might even get my first completed line as we can see that the centre column is only missing one tick and that's another pretty easy one. Let's see what the week holds...
Monday, 6 May 2024
Mutual Mondays
All I'll say to that is that it's reassuring that at least some people must be paying attention to all the smutty... I mean informative... things that I post in order for me to become known for something.
That said, if there is one other person who has also been proudly flying the flag for self-pleasuring, that would have to be Jerome. Indeed, you may remember that I had him on last year's masturbation themed episode of the Text to Speech Podcast where I got to talk all about beating the meat with him and Caligula.
So it obviously makes total sense that he would wait until now to invite me to appear in one of his shoots as it all ties in rather nicely. And I think those are the best sort of shoots; where they are somehow relevant to or inspired by the model instead of being something a little more generic.
And that sort of thoughtfulness that really help to elevate the quality of his work. It's fun and cheeky but thoughtfully put together with beautiful compositions set against stunning vistas. For that reason, you should absolutely click the image below to head over to his Twitter and give him a follow. If you do, I'm sure you will be rewarded with more posts like this one every Monday during Masturbation Month!
Friday, 3 May 2024
A helping hand with Masturbation Month
It was actually pretty quiet upon my arrival. Although tempting to hang around for a little to wait for a possible crowd to build, I really just wanted to get going. I indulged myself with a lollipop for and then the booty shorts came off. My eyes closed and the bean rubbing commenced, all to the sound track of the fucking of a few random couples who were dotted around the beach.
Wednesday, 1 May 2024
Let's play bingo!
One thing that has not changed is that I'm still going to need some help for a number of these tasks, so please do get in touch if you want to volunteer your services; whether it be in terms of joining in with some of the fapping, or maybe just point me in the right direction for some of the location based tasks. All help is welcome!