Tuesday, 5 July 2022

The red pill or the blue pill?

Have you ever found yourself staring into space whilst pondering whether any of what you see before you is truly real? 

Have you ever looked down at your body and questioned whether what you feel and perceive to be your physical form is nothing more than a collection of sprites designed to be your digital avatar in a virtual world?

Have you ever wrestled with the notion that there is another world out there above and beyond this one, where our true existence continues and that this one is merely a facsimile of the truth that has been created to distract us from a harsher reality by appealing to our greatest desires and letting us indulge in our most base urges?

All of these were me, as I sat before my computer screen last night, desperately trying to focus on writing my next blog article but unable to concentrate as these thoughts gnawed away at the back of my mind. 

Then, as if someone was observing me trying to come to terms with the inner conflict that was swirling within my mind, my screen flickered before resolving into a message intended specifically for me. It invited me to find the answers that I was seeking. The only clue for where to find them, an address.

Before I could even contemplate whether to take this seriously or not, a crash at my door as local authorities kicked it down and stormed into my house! Was I being doxed by a follower who had taken exception to some of the opinions that I had expressed in my podcast? Surely, there could be no other explanation!

Bundled into the back of a car, my senses cut off from the world by the black bag pulled over my head, there was essentially nothing until a blinding light as the bag was aggressively pulled off. As I squinted, slowly the shapes within the room focused and I became aware of where I had been taken. An interrogation room!

But no interrogation followed. I was simply held there for what felt like hours. With my perception of time distorted by the disorientation from what had happened, I cannot honestly say how long I may have been held for. 

And then, just as suddenly as my apprehension had occurred, the door popped open and I was free to go. 

Making my way cautiously out of what seemed to be some sort of detention centre, I did not see a single other person. Not a soul. 

It was clear to me what I must do next though. Returning to my apartment, I quickly found the scrap of paper that I had hastily scribbled that mysterious address down on. Whoever it was who had descended upon my abode to take me away, had either neglected to, or had no interest in, taking or destroying this one clue that I had.

Punching the address into my satnav, I was taken on a short trip to a run down part of town. A place that I would normally give a width berth. A very wide berth. 

I found myself outside a dilapidated and abandoned apartment block. The door unlocked and ajar, I hesitantly made my way inside. My need for answers was took great to turn back now, but all I thought I had found inside was more questions. A message scrawled on the wall asking me to pick the red pill or the blue pill.

As I swallowed the red pill, I found myself transported no longer in the room where I had been sitting just moments before. Although, it looked similar, it was certainly not the same room.

In the middle of room stood a plinth with an old fashioned, red telephone sat upon it. Leaning in to examine it closes, I almost jumped out of my skin as it suddenly rang. Again, as if some one was aware of what I was doing and responding directly do me. 

A deep voice spoke to me as I put the handpiece to my ear. Just two words, "come inside" and then the tell tale sound of the other caller hanging up. 

In perfect unison with the end of the call, the only door in or out of the room creaked as it swung open. Beyond, a long white corridor that stretched on for what looked like forever. Along each side of the corridor, there was door after door after door. All of them closed, save one.

My need to have my curiosity satisfied was matched only by my confusion at the realisation that, not only was I somewhere new, but that my clothes were no longer what I had been wearing just moments before. Instead, I was now dressed head to toe in tight, black leather. Things were just getting weirder and weirder...

I pressed on and, peeking my head around that single open door, I found nothing. And I don't mean to say there was nothing of interest. I mean, there was literally nothing. Not even a room. Just an open space with nothing.

Nothing that is, except a solitary figure sat in an armchair with a very retro television before him.

He beckoned me over and to sit in the vacant armchair to stood next to his. He explained that my trip down the rabbit hole in wonderland had only just begun but it was up to me how far I was prepared to go. He would give no further insight into what was happening but did hand me a collection of keys. And then I found myself once again standing by that red phone again.

I spent the following hours painstakingly trying each of keys in every door, slowly working my way down the corridor, although I could not perceive myself getting any nearer to the end of it. Who knows how far it stretched on for or if there even was an end to it.

My time was not totally spent in vain. Some of the keys did indeed belong to doors that I tried. Inside each one, I found mysterious rooms that made little to no sense to me. 

One was just a wall of screens, each showing the same individual freaking out and having a melt down. Another a traditional Japanese training dojo. An empty tube station which would loop me round if I tried to walk down the train tracks. A castle perched high in the mountains. 

But most baffling of all, one was my room, in which all of these strange events had begun earlier in the night. Or was it another night? It felt like I had lost all sense of time.

The only commonality between the rooms; that after spending a little time in each one, I would somehow find myself transported back to that same red phone to start all over again. Until, eventually, that red phone began to ring once more. 

This time there was no caller on the other end when I answered. I just found myself transported to another location. Back to that abandoned, old apartment building again. 

How long had I been gone? I couldn't tell you. Hours? Days? Longer? I really don't know. 

Perhaps it was all a dream. Some drug-induced hallucination? Well, I might agree for that, if it weren't for the fact that I was no longer wearing what I had on when I swallowed the red pill. Instead, I was still dressed in that sexy black outfit that I had been wearing throughout this bizarre experience.

Was all that I had just experienced real after all? Or perhaps none of this was real, including being back in what I thought was my true reality? Maybe all of this is just some digital construct after all?

All I know now is that nothing is as it seems...

Monday, 4 July 2022

Well, that escalated quickly!

Episode #2 of the 3DXChat Text-To-Speech Podcast is now up!

This week's is a shorter episode where I explore the possibilities of where the podcast could go from here and what my hopes are for the future

Please listen, follow and share to help the podcast continue to grow

And mostly importantly, enjoy!

The podcast is now available on all of the following platforms:

Join the podcast's Discord to contribute - vote on future episodes, suggest discussion topics, volunteer as a guest and more. Or follow on Twitter @3dxttspod to keep up to date with all upcoming news and announcements about the podcast.

Wednesday, 29 June 2022

Riding on the Slut Bus

You have to go all the way back to the end of last year for when I teased this shoot with Ace Production and I've been patiently waiting for it to appear in my Twitter feed ever seen.

To be honest, I was starting to wonder if it had been scrapped or simply forgotten about and was destined to be lost to the mists of time.

Luckily for you peeps, nothing of the sort had happened, as I think this may be the hottest and naughtiest scene that I've appeared in yet! Especially with that little bit of girl on girl action in there during this threesome scene.

You can find this and my other Ace Production scenes here.

Friday, 24 June 2022

Join the discussion

Exciting news for anyone that enjoyed the first episode of the Text-To-Speech Podcast; you can now get involved by joining the podcast's Discord server.

Server members get to vote on future topics, volunteer to appear on the show, suggest topics to be added to the list and more. We are also looking for volunteers to help with show planning and production. Join us at https://discord.gg/FfXZU8gP3N

In other podcast news, there are now even more places where you can listen to episodes. Buzzsprout, Podchaser, Podvine and RadioPublic have been added to the list with Stitcher hopefully coming soon.

Thursday, 23 June 2022

No panties at Strip N Rock

Strip N Rock changed things up again last night with a return to a more contemporary venue than the one we've been seeing since it's recent return. Very reminiscent of what we'd grown used to from Strip N Rock before it went on hiatus but now new and improved. 

Before you ask; yes, I was still taking part in No Panties Day so anyone sat on the opposite side of the stage to me would have gotten a nice flash off my soft pussy lips and neatly trimmed pubes. When I go in on taking part in something, there are no half-measures or superficial lip service here. I properly follow through and stick with it.

Now, as you browse to the bottom of my sexy snaps from the night, you might think that Emmy Fatale is being a bit more demure than the other ladies on stage by keeping her skirt on whilst all of the others are already down to their panties.

However, you would be dead wrong on that one because, like me, she was also taking part in No Panties Day. If you were to have gotten a glimpse under her skirt, perhaps by getting a front row seat below where she was dancing, you would have seen nothing but bare Emmy underneath it. I think it was safe to say that the nearest seat to her was always occupied by someone. Someone very happy, I imagine...

"But its Strip N Rock! Of course, she has no panties on!", you may cry. And normally you would have a point. I know for a fact that she was observing No Panties Day though. She me herself.

Wednesday, 22 June 2022

No Panties Day

It's a few years since I first highlighted No Pants Day. However, back then, I was somewhat uncertain about which meaning of "pants" it referred to.

Was it the US meaning for some bottoms that you wear on your legs? Or was it the UK meaning for the underwear that you would wear underneath those bottoms? Obviously, this potentially makes quite a difference to how you would go about celebrating this day!

Thankfully, it seems that clarification has now been given in the form of a subtle but very informative name change. No Panties Day makes it very apparent which sort of garment you are expected to go without.

So I can now proudly parade around with no underwear on, knowing that, by going commando, I am truly partaking in the spirit of this day.

Of course, you don't need to be as obvious about it as I have chosen to be.

If flashing your nether regions is not for you, you could simply forego wearing any panties under your jeans or whatever. Just because you don't give others a chance to catch a glimpse of your bare lower half, doesn't mean that your outfit choice is not equally valid. You can do whatever is comfortable for you.

Tuesday, 21 June 2022

This is insane


Wow, wow, wow!

I have truly been left speechless by the response to the pilot episode of my 3DXChat Text-To-Speech Podcast. It has been utterly insane how many people have actually taken the time to give it a listen, and then how many of them have then chosen to express how much they like it.

Content creators will often talk about how they are just doing it for the joy of creating and how it's for their own benefit as much as anything else, but the truth is that we all still crave some sort of validation that we are not completely wasting our time on something that is shit.

I would be lying if I tried to claim that when I release something that I have spent hours, days or weeks working on, I don't keep an eye on my statistics. First of all, to see if anyone is bothered enough by it to even take a look at what I've produced (experience has taught me that many Twitter users are very reluctant to click links to go to content outside of Twitter) and then, secondly, to see if they like it enough to have made all the effort worthwhile.

It can be soul crushing when something that you have poured your heart into and are super proud of is just completely ignored by everyone.

But, on the flip side, when you get a response like this, it is overwhelming. I cannot put into words how much joy reading all the positive comments the first episode has been receiving on Twitter. Especially since I was so scared that I'd taken too big a risk with this and that everyone would just find it laughable. Instead, I was struggling to keep up with the notifications as more and more reactions came in.

So thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who took the time to at least sample the podcast, even if you didn't make it all the way through. I really hope that I won't let you down with future episodes and that you can continue to enjoy this unique little take on our community.

Of course, Jess and Max also deserve a big shout out for their contribution so please show some appreciation for them too. Their funny banter helped make the episode come alive and Max's help with building our wonderful podcast studio and preparing the artwork was invaluable. In hope that both will still very involved with the podcast in the future.

And, on that note, I have already had a few peeps register their interest in appearing on future shows. If you would like to do that as well, please do get in touch as well. In the coming days, I will be posting a Discord link so you can join the 3DXChat Text-To-Speech Podcast server and get involved.

Monday, 20 June 2022

TTS Podcast Episode #1 - Update Anticipation

Here we go! Episode #1 of the 3DXChat Text-To-Speech Podcast is now live!

In this episode, I am joined in the studio by Jessica and Max to discuss all things related to the upcoming update; when to expect it, what content has already been teased for it and what else they hope may also been in there.

You can find this episode and all future episode at many of your favourite places for listening to podcasts. Please do like and follow us on whichever is your preferred platform. Links below:

And, if you are interested in contributing to future episodes, either as a guest or in a behind-the-scenes capacity, please get in touch! You can contact me directly in all the usual places or via the podcast Twitter @3dxttspod.

Sunday, 19 June 2022

My new podcast... Coming very soon!

I appreciate that I have been a little quiet with my posting of late, but you can rest assured that it hasn't been because I've been idle. 

Quite the opposite, in fact, because I've spent much of the last few weeks putting together something that I'm super excited to finally be able to unveil. And what is it you may ask? Drum roll please....

My first foray into the world of podcasting with the 3DXChat Text-To-Speech Podcast!

That's right, using the magic of text-to-speech technology, I'll be bringing you discussions around the latest news, hottest topics and whatever else is on my mind. And I'll be joined by a revolving cast of guests from all across the community who will be sharing their opinions, perspectives and stories as well.

What's more, you only have to wait until tomorrow for very first episode to be released! It'll be arriving on major podcast platforms such as Spotify, Amazon Music and Apple Podcasts, so you should be able to find it wherever you personally choose to consume your podcast content.

I'm still finding my feet with the production side of things, so I can't really commit to a regular release schedule just yet, but I think that I will initially aim for monthly releases. Depending on how well they are received and how enthusiastic guests are to join me, I may eventually be able to step it up to fortnightly. Only time will tell though...

For now though, you can keep up to date with all upcoming news and announcements about the podcast by following on Twitter @3dxttspod (https://twitter.com/3dxttspod). I'll obviously keep you in the loop here as well.

Sunday, 12 June 2022

Catching some Sunday rays

There are certainly much worse ways to spend a Sunday afternoon than lazily lying on the beach while the sun beats down on your bare skin. Especially when you are absolutely zonked and you feel like you have zero energy.

Of course, precautions must be taken by liberally applying plenty of high factor sun lotion before getting too much sun, especially if you are as pale-skinned as I am. Otherwise you will paying for your leisure time later with red and raw skin. Ouchie!

Also, be sure to have a nice towel to lounge on. When the sun is out, that sand can get hot, hot, hot which can be yet more ouchie! Not to mention sand being all coarse and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere! 

And my final word of warning... Ladies, if you choose to sunbathe topless to avoid getting any of those pesky strap marks and you happen to be on a public beach, take care with where you discard your bikini top to. If you close your eyes and nod off for a little while and it hasn't been safely put somewhere, who knows who might come along and take it away with a souvenier.

I'm not even just talking about other beach-goers either! Those pesky seagulls will steal anything they can get their beaks on and they will feel no guilt about leaving you frantically trying to find something to cover your modesty when it is time to go home. Nobody wants to have to do a wlak of shame back to the car with nothing but your arm across your boobs to cover your nips.

Yeah, not quite how I hoped the day would end... Fucking seagulls!

Thursday, 9 June 2022

69ing for some, fucking for others

OK, so this one may split opinions. Depending on whereabouts in the world you call home, you may be able to call today 69 Day. It really depends on whether you are in one of the countries where you write your dates as Month / Day / Year or not.

If you are, then today is, of course, 6/9/22. Hence 69 and no-one is going to turn down the opportunity to make a day of the world's naughtiness and sexiest number.

Laura's 69 tip

Communication! This can come in the form of compliments or giving directions, but moans of pleasure and appreciation are equally important in telling your partner if you are enjoying what you are doing.

Enthusiastic moaning can actually be a turn on for both of you and encourage you to both really perform to the max. And there is nothing wrong with someone telling you what they want. Don't take it as a sign that you are performing bad and lose confidence. Instead, use it as a chance to find out how to deliver maximum pleasure to your partner.
I, being from a country that writes dates using the infinitely more sensible date format of Day / Month / Year, will be waiting until 9th September for when the date is 6/9/22 to be able to celebrate 69 Day. So that is a notice of something to look forward to in a few months, especially if you like seeing saucy pics of me cos you know I'll be posting some of those to mark the occasion.

Also, as a quick side note, some also refer to 69 Day as Sex Day or Fuck Day. I'm not really sure how you can justify those names on the basis of the date like you can for 69 Day but maybe that means that I can be celebrating Fuck Day today and then hold off until 9th September for 69 Day. That way I can get two days of naughtiness instead of just one without having to duplicate the dame day twice!

Laura's 69 tip

Don't be afraid to mix things up between your lips, tongue and hands to give different sensations, not to mention giving your the opportunity to stimulate multiple areas at once. Just because 69ing is associated with oral sex, there's no reason not to get your hands involved as well.

Maybe slip a finger into her pussy while sucking on her clit, or perhaps fondle his balls whilst gobbling down his cock.

A little bit of sensual blowing on sensitive areas can also give an extremely pleasurable sensation.

Saturday, 4 June 2022

Breaking record after record

I was asked yesterday if I was planning to open up my room for some buzzing fun and, to be honest, I'd not really been thinking about it recently. I suppose all my Masturbation Month fapping had been more than enough to keep me satisfied enough that I didn't feel the urge to let a bunch of randoms furiously vibe the shit out of me.

However, that question did plant the seed in my mind and, given that I had a pretty empty day today, I decided that I might as well give it a go today. And, with that in mind, I did a little prep work to get ready which makes a nice change from most of my openings over the last few months which have just been spur of the moment opening. 

Specifically, I decided to update the signage on the walls to advertise to my guests what today's goals would be. A little teaser, if you will, of what I might treat them to if they gave me enough buzzing pleasure.

I also tried something a little different with today's goals because of my choice of starting toy. It occurred to me that my Ferri was the only one that I hadn't used in my room and I thought it was about time to do something about that. The thing is, the Ferri being a panty vibe and all, it does mean that I need to be wearing panties while getting vibed. 

Or, instead of panties, a sexy teddy body suit, which is what I decided to go with. A sexy sheer teddy that leaves nothing to the imagination but gives me something for my Ferri to stick to so it doesn't wander off from that sweet spot over my clit which is exactly where I want it.

Anyway, the point that I'm trying to get to is that whilst wearing my teddy, it kinda prevents me from doing my usual type of goals such as top off, bra off and panties off. So, instead, today's goals would be a mixture of giving from rolls to peeps in the room and unlocking extra toys to vibe me with. In other words, they were all about giving me more pleasure!

I stuck four goals up on the wall; #1 and #3 would be a free extra roll from anyone in the room when those goals were hit and #2 and #4 would be for extra toys. At goal #2. we'd unlock my Hush 2 to go in my ass for some dual stimulation of clit and ass. Then goal #4 would be swapping my Ferri for my Dolce, which would mean that I would be getting triple stimulation of my clit, g-spot and ass.

I only remember doing doing DP with toys once before and that was with my Lush and Hush so, if we hit goal #4, that would be the first time I'd ever experienced triple stimulation like that. I was very excited about that possibility but also slightly nervous as the Dolce is powerful enough by itself, so when adding deep rumbly vibes in my ass as well.... Well, that would be a whole fuck load of buzzing.

Now, you are probably wondering how I got on? I would say things went pretty well in general. Today's dice rolls were quite bizarre though. Basically every roll was either a 1,2 or 6 meaning that each buzz session was either 2 mins (I always double 1s remember) or 6 mins.

As is sometimes the case, most of my visitors were a bit shy but a few enthusiastic guests more than made up for that by taking ever opportunity to roll the dice. There were plenty of bonus rolls purchased via gifts and plenty of the extra rolls for hitting goals #1 and #3 were used. So yes, we obviously managed to hit those goals.

Frustrating, I did have several guests take their rolls and then leave before they got chance to buzz me. I really don't know why some people aren't prepared to wait already for a couple of minutes whilst the previous roller finishes their turn.

That said there was one guest who took their initial free roll and immediately purchased 3 more rolls to get a grand total of 15mins of non-stop control. Anyone could be forgiven for not wanting to wait through that but, funnily enough, that was not when anyone else was waiting. All the people who left while waiting to buzz, were during periods when there was a very quick turn around.

Regardless, we smashed through all of the goals for a final total 69 mins of buzzing. A suitably sexy number to end on. And that's not even including the time for guests who rolled but left early so it should have been over 80. I'm not sure what my record is but that definitely would have smashed it. As it is, I think we probably still beat it anyway.

Of course, that means that I ended up with toys buzzing inside both of my holes which was super intense. There were times when my hole body was quivering with pleasure. In particular, the three times that they made me cum. Which, again, may be a new record as I only remember being able to cum twice before.

The first time they made me cum was actually quite early in the session whilst it was just my Ferri buzzing. Maybe it was like the 3rd or 4th set of vibes that got me there, so it really did not take long at all.

There was then a bit of a gap until they made me cum again whilst my Hush and Ferri were working in unison. I think it took a little longer than expected to get to cum #2 because everyone seemed more interested in blasting my ass with vibes and my clit was kind of neglected a little. I guess I just had a group of butt fans in the room at that point. My Ferri would just get set to a middle-ish sort of intensity and then get left there whilst they cranked my Hush up and down to give me some nice rumbly buzzes deep inside me.

Then the final time was just before closing when my Dolce and Hush well and truly finished me off. I had nothing left after that. I was just a wet, quivering mess. And my Hush's battery was well into the red and nearly dead, which just further proves what I said before about my guests being all about the ass!

Also, I should mention that when we hit goal #4 and my Dolce went inside me, I was finally able to strip out of my teddy as it was no longer needed to keep my Ferri in place. So I did get  to reward the guests who hung around until towards the end with a bit of nudity. It would have been a bit weird to get through all that buzzing and not given a little bit of a visual treat in return.

I should give a special mention to one guest who has 3 rolls and only got 2 minutes each time. Can't believe how unlucky that was!

Today's High Rollers
  • CloudFriend
  • jumpingjackflash
  • joesmooth
  • specialefx
  • MadDuckDK
  • Gizi

Then, at the other end of the spectrum, there was the guest who I already mentioned who got 15 minutes of uninterrupted buzzing. Well, he had a few other rolls as well. He had 6 in total and he rolled a massive 28 minutes out of a possible 36! 

See, I told you all of today's rolls were at one extreme or the other! And that was yet another record smashed for the most minutes of control by a single person, not just for a single session but total minutes across all sessions, beating out the previous high rollers who each had several visits to get to the top.

How many records is that now that I have mentioned being broken today? I've lost count! But I think was all of them. Let's see, most minute of control for one person, most total minutes rolled for a session, most points of stimulation by my toys, most orgasms.... I think that's it. 

So yeah, pretty good going today!