Friday 15 March 2024

Slut City


As you are about to see, they are all about taking it to the streets in Slut City.

And, by "it", I mean fucking and sucking.

There's not really much more to say than that so I'll just let these images speak for themselves.


Thursday 14 March 2024

A Day For Him


Look, I am quite aware that some of the special days that I choose acknowledge and promote are pretty unconventional or a little be niche. I present Exhibit A as Restock Your Lube Day, which has only recently come and gone. 

However, for me, Steak & Blowjob Day stands out as a one of my very favourites for its cheeky response to the romantic festivities of Valentine's Day. This light-hearted celebration has seen it's popularity go through the roof in recent years, offering a humorous and playful take on the traditional day of love. But where did Steak & Blowjob Day originate, and how has it evolved into the cultural phenomenon it is today?

Look, before I get into all of that, I know why you are really here. It's because you want to see me take part in my now long-standing personal tradition of celebrating this event with my former neighbour, Bob. Am I right or am I right?

I'm pretty sure this was the first annual sexy day that I started taking part in. To be fair, the first time that Bob convinced me that I should celebrate it with him, I don't think there was even any steak involved. It would have just been, you know, me giving him head.

However, in more recent years, we've been going the whole nine yard, which obviously means that Bob has been getting both a steak dinner and a blowjob, although not necessarily in that order, and it is an absolute staple of our calendars now.

To keep things fresh for this year though, as a real treat for Bob, I decided to take him out to a Michelin Star restaurant for the steak part, before heading back to his place for some oral pleasuring. That was the plan, anyway...


Whilst I cannot have any complaints about the quality of the restaurant and the food they served us, the service maybe could do with a bit of work. What did they do that was so wrong? Well, after we'd finished our meals and were waiting for someone to drop off the bill so we could pay up and head off for the second part of Bob's treat, we were actually just left to wait... and wait... and wait.

To kill the time, it seemed only fitting for me to fill Bob in about exactly why he was going to get a wicked BJ off me, just as soon as someone came to take our money so we could get off back to his place. 

And this is what I told him...

Steak & Blowjob Day emerged as a humorous and satirical response to the expectations set by Valentine's Day. The origins of this offbeat celebration can be traced back to a 2002 article written by Tom Birdsey, a humour columnist for a radio show called "The Howard Stern Show." The article humorously suggested that men should have their own equivalent holiday to Valentine's Day, where they would be pampered with a steak dinner and, well, a more intimate form of affection.

Birdsey's article was meant to be a tongue-in-cheek commentary on the perceived one-sidedness of Valentine's Day, often seen as a holiday primarily catering to women. It playfully proposed a day for men to be indulged in a more primal and stereotypically masculine way.

Like I said, it was meant as nothing more than a joke but the idea of Steak & Blowjob Day gained momentum and captured the imagination of people looking for a light-hearted way to subvert the expectations surrounding Valentine's Day. In the years that followed, the concept spread through word of mouth, social media, and various online communities, turning into an annual event.

Of course, one key factor contributing to the holiday's popularity is its timing. It's not by coincidence that is falls exactly one month after Valentine's Day, allowing Steak & Blowjob Day to create a sense of balance, offering a humorous counterpoint to the romantic gestures and gifts associated with its counterpart.

And, as with many modern phenomena, social media played a pivotal role in the spread of Steak & Blowjob Day. Memes, jokes, and hashtags related to the celebration started circulating on all popular social media platforms.

Indeed, many couples use Steak & Blowjob Day as an opportunity to inject humour into their relationships, embracing the day as a chance to break away from routine and engage in playful, consensual activities. The key to a successful celebration lies in open communication and a mutual understanding of each partner's preferences and comfort levels.

Ultimately, whether one chooses to embrace the playful spirit of Steak & Blowjob Day or dismiss it as a joke, the holiday's enduring popularity speaks to the human need for humour, connection, and the ability to find joy in unconventional places. As with any celebration, the key lies in approaching it with respect, consent, and a healthy dose of humour.

Having enlightened Bob, and hopefully now you too, it was frustrating that there was still no sign of the waiting staff bringing us our bill. Fearful that we might miss out on all of today's fun if we hung around much longer, it was time to take drastic action to counteract the neglect we were facing. 

Instead of waiting to get back to his, I took it upon myself to accelerate our plans somewhat. After momentarily disappearing under our table, my head re-emerged on Bob's side. Remaining down on my knees, I quickly tugged Bob's trousers down to his ankles and proceeded to blow him right there in the dinning room.


Bob was certainly conflicted by this. On one hand, he was delighted by the sensation of my soft lips wrapped around his sensitive manhood. But, on the other hand, doing it in the middle of a restaurant was perhaps a little be too bold, even if we were the only two bodies in the whole dinning room. Although his hips were straining to push his dick further into my mouth, his hands were desperately trying to push me away and pull his trousers back up. Talk about mixed messages.

But now we get to the good bit that I know that you have all really been waiting for...

As a compromise, we slipped away to the restroom where I could go all in on blowing him hard without any worry of our server coming back to find us in the act. Or, at least, being able to see us in the act as we were certainly not quiet. 

Between my slurping and occasional gag, and Bob's groaning, anyone in a neighbouring stall would have had absolutely no doubts about what we were up to. That said, I'm pretty sure that, just like the dinning room, we had the place all to our selves.


Having been made to wait so long for it, I greedily gobbled his meaty pole down, pulling out all stops in an effort to make it another truly memorable blowjob.

I mean, I don't like to toot my own horn (unless you want to use that as a euphemism for touching myself in naughty ways, in which case I fucking love tooting) but I have to say I think I succeeded and was rewarded with a creamy shot of cum straight down my throat. 

Normally, the lack of warning from Bob that he was about to blow his load would probably have annoyed me. However, on this occasion it actually made our lives a lot easier as it just slipped right down my throat into my tummy. With no clean up required, we quickly scurried back to our table as I was quite conscious that we'd been gone for a while.

I shouldn't have worried though. Our bill still hadn't arrived...


Wednesday 13 March 2024

Sexy Learnings


Smart & Sexy Day emerged as a response to the evolving perceptions of intelligence, beauty, and the breaking down of stereotypes that confined individuals to narrow definitions. The founders of this celebration sought to create a platform that encourages people to embrace their intelligence, while also celebrating their sensuality, recognizing that these aspects are not mutually exclusive.

As such, it aims to dismantle the antiquated notion that intelligence and sensuality are incompatible. Instead, it celebrates the idea that embracing both aspects of oneself can lead to a more fulfilling and authentic life. Intelligence, far from being a hindrance to sensuality, becomes a source of confidence and empowerment.



In a society that often compartmentalizes individuals into rigid categories, Smart & Sexy Day encourages breaking free from these constraints. It prompts a shift in mindset, emphasizing that intelligence is not only attractive but also a vital component of one's overall allure. 

Indeed, one of the primary objectives of Smart & Sexy Day is to promote the pursuit of knowledge and personal growth. Intelligence, when coupled with the awareness of one's sensuality, empowers individuals to navigate life with confidence and purpose. This celebration becomes an opportunity for self-reflection and the recognition of the intrinsic value of continuous learning.

OK, OK, OK, I think we've been through all of this before for previous Smart & Sexy Days. So instead of boring you by re-treading old ground that we've already been through, I prefer to get out there and live it this year.

So, in the spirit of knowledge and learning, what better place to spend Smart & Sexy Day than in a library. And what better to wear than one of my favourite skirt suits.

Oh, but this is no ordinary library...



Saturday 9 March 2024

Stepping out in Black Cats


Last Friday's outing to The Black Rose was such a wonderful evening out, I couldn't resist doing it again last night. OK, this week's musical offering was opera music, which I have no really interest in, but the performances are so captivated that I was happy to sit through something that I would normally give a wide berth.

Also, I really. really needed an excuse to show off my gorgeous pair of Black Cat Couture shoes. And what better way to show my appreciation for the  Black Cat brand than to wear them whilst watching the fashionista behind them perform on stage.












Obviously, out of all of the wonderful designs that are available, I choose a pair of Black Cats that would complement by own usually fashion sense. So no surprises that I plumped for a pair that where a beautiful red and black design.

My choice of footwear did not go unnoticed by designer, FeliciaBlack, who was thrilled to see me rocking a pair of her shoes. So much so that she asked if we could get a shoe selfie after the show had concluded. I agreed on the condition that she sign mine with the golden sharpie that I always carry with me, just in case it is ever needed.

I think this may be the first time that it has actually come in handy, but it has been worth carrying around all these years as I now have a pair of Black Cats with my own personalised message on. Guess I'm not going to be able to wear them again though...

Totes worth it!





Friday 8 March 2024

Inspire Inclusion


Happy International Women's Day to all the wonderful women out there

The theme of this year's celebration is 'Inspire Inclusion', so let's all strive to do that by continuing to be positive examples of how each and every one of us can make meaningful contributions to this vibrant community!


Today should serve as a reminder that it doesn't matter who you are - age, race, religion, physical appearance, sexual orientation - none of that should be a barrier to you getting involved because we can all contribute in our own way.

Seeing all the fantastic content that my favourite female creators regularly post certainly inspires me to continually try to up my game and create the best possible content to share with you. And I hope that I can provide you with some inspiration in return to pursue whatever activities and accomplishments that you set your sights on.

I believe in you all and, together, we can achieve anything!

Tuesday 5 March 2024

Lube, glorious lube


I always like to say that "you can never have enough lube" or " lube, lube and more lube".

And, on a personal note, since I discovered the wonderful world of Lovense toys, my own lube usage has certainly increased significantly. Especially when reviewing their butt toys, one of which you can expect very soon if I can pull my finger out and actually get to it. That should be a lot easier now that I'm no longer distracted by working on Strip Club Seduction.

I'm going off on a tangent here though, so let me course correct back to the topic at hand. And that is lube, with the reason being that today is National Restock Your Lube Day.

Nothing deep or profound about this day so I'm not going to make you sit through any sort of preachy essay about what lessons we can all learn.

Instead, you just get a brief reminder to keep your supply of lube well stocked because you can never have too much lube!


And, I'll also give a very cheeky reminder that, if you are so inclined, you could always treat me to some lube via my Throne or Lovense wishlists to ensure that I remained well-stocked. You know, just  as a small and inexpensive token of appreciation for the entertainment that I hope I provide to you. I can assure you it would certainly go to good use and be much appreciated.

(If I'm being completely honest, some toy cleaner or wipes would be even more appreciated because I get through those like crazy. Also, they are both even more inexpensive than lube.)

Monday 4 March 2024

Strip Club Seduction


Oh my gosh, you guys! This is like the most exciting and nerve-wracking announcement that I've made for such a long time. Possibly only ever surpassed by when I launched the 3DXChat Text-To-Speech Podcast! So here goes...

After months and months of hard, but often therapeutic, work, I am delighted to reveal my first ever computer game - Strip Club Seduction: A 3DXChat Dating Sim!


Strip Club Seduction: A 3DXChat Dating Sim is a browser-based visual novel with dating simulator elements in which you get to take control of our very horny player character who is desperate to find some female company before the end of the night. 

Having had no luck so far, you can take one final roll of the dice by visiting your local strip. A strip club in which I happen to be working! Can you score with me? Or will you be forced to unsuccessfully head home to stroke one out with your hand?

Head over https://lauratwk.itch.io/strip-club-seduction to play right now!

Strip Club Seduction: A 3DXChat Dating Sim includes:
  • A branching story with 20 different endings to experience
  • 8 different ranks to be achieved
  • Animated sex scenes
  • A hidden true ending for the truly determined to unlock
  • Game progress tracked via unlocked images in the image album
How many of the endings can you find? Will you complete the album? Can you achieve the true ending?

Keep up-to-date with game developments at https://lauratwk.itch.io/strip-club-seduction.

Saturday 2 March 2024

Friday Delights


Yesterday was such a wonderful day for me, specifically because I got to spend time with so many wonderful people, some of whom I really get chance to see. And, for a natural introvert like me who can find it difficult to reach out to others, even just to say hello, managing to do that with a bunch of different people all in the same day, really does help me build confidence. 

The day started off with me on the hunt to find Emmy because I was eager to see if she was going to be able to help me with a feature for tomorrow's special day. Not surprisingly, I found her in a BBC sex club where she had just finished draining some balls of cum. 

Jess was also there and we were soon also joined by SaraJean, who I don't really know but seems like a lovely person. Banter and lewd chat flowed in a fun little chat that lasted for a few hours. Topics covered included discussing whether I am a slut even though I'm just to bust my 2024 cherry with any guys, the wonders of Emmy's legendary boob armour that she has created for Diablo IV and how wonderfully cuddly wallabies are.

Oh, and you probably also won't be surprised that everyone ended up being naked, although not particularly voluntarily in my case. Beginning with Emmy "accidentally" spilling beer on Sara's top she had to take it off. revenge was then sort when Sara used the scissors that she apparently carries around with her to remove Emmy's dress. 








For some inexplicable reason, Emmy was then allowed to get her hands on those scissors, at which point my lovely Panda dress was brutally destroyed, leaving me in just my bra and panties This created the rather bizarre situation where Jess was the most clothed person in our little social group. Although that didn't last for long as her clothes then mysteriously just fell off by themselves.

Unfortunately for you, the conversation was so engrossing that I was uncharacteristically distracted from taking many photos. So you'll just have to make do with these few...

Then, after we all went our separate ways for lunch, I bumped into the amazingly talented xoJessi. Because of the inconvenience of time zones, she is someone who I normally only get to talk to via Twitter. So, even though I had literally nothing of merit to say to her at that moment, I was still eager to say hello and let her know how excited I was to see her in person.

We had a good old chat before she eventually had to leave. Following on from being teased earlier for not having got laid for a few months, it was reassuring to find someone who, like me, is also a bit more picky about when they want to fuck. We exchanged a few personal horror stories of sex sessions gone bad and why those have put us off being total sluts like Emmy and Jess.

After Jessi departed, I wandered around looking for sexy things to photograph. I found plenty of naughtiness going on at a local gym that I popped into. I even spotted Jess and her hubby Chris getting intimate in the sauna. I thought it best to leave them to it though. That said, I did get a few quick snaps for my collection.


I was then at a bit of a loss for what to do with myself so plonked myself down at my laptop to see what was going on in the world of Twitter. Aside from a short but interesting discussion about favourite sex positions and ways to get cum on with MrJerome and getting to admire Reena's latest booty photos, there wasn't a whole lot going on until I spotted a tweet from the gorgeous BettyBoo in which she mentioned that she was at the Black Rose for a movie themed performance. 

That sounded right up my street so I dashed there as quickly as possible of our fear of missing some cracking tunes. In my haste though, I arrived in my partially repaired panda dress, which left me feeling rather awkward and out of place. That uncomfortable feeling was totally worth it though, as I arrived just in time to hear a rousing rendition of my favourite sound from the Interstellar score; Docking Scene.

I lurked at the back for the next few songs until one that I was unfamiliar with gave me the opportunity to sneak out to the restrooms and change into the formal attire that I had grabbed off some hangers as I had dashed out the door.

Now properly dressed for the occasion, I was honoured to be invited by Betty to sit on the front row with her, BettyTesten, SmirkyPheonix and Aspect. Some big hitters in the creator community, for sure! Getting a kiss blown to me from the stage from FeleciaBlack, who looked as beautiful as ever, was just the cherry on top.


I thoroughly enjoyed the performance. The choice of songs to play was fantastic. Especially since we got to have a few more Hans Zimmer numbers in addition to the aforementioned one from Interstellar. And I was thrilled that they closed the performance with a bit of Twin Peaks, which was greet with rapturous applause from the audience upon its conclusion.

Once the performance concluded, I hung around just long enough to congratulate Felecia on the stirring and emotive performance before I dashed off to the Doghouse to finish off my night.


It's not a club I'm familiar with but I got some alerts on my phone during the Black Rose performance that Perrie would be spinning a 90s mix for her DJ set. That sounded like the perfect end to the evening although I was worried that I might miss her.

Fortunately, I managed to get there with around 15-20 minutes of her set left, so I got to boogie to some classic old school anthems. Although, once again, I found myself completely inappropriately addressed. In my rush to get there, I hadn't bothered to change out of my formal wear. I had hoped that there was going to be more time left so I could sneak off again to change, but with so little time left, I said "fuck it" and just made the best of dancing in a skirt suit.

And that rounded out my day of getting to spend time with so many different people of all brought a smile to my face in different ways. On days like this, I am so grateful to know all these great people and that they have accepted me as a friend. 

Here's hoping for more days like this very soon.


Thursday 29 February 2024

Thighs!


I've been patiently waiting for a new social media meme to come along that I an jump on and here it is. Well, to be fair, I'm not quite sure if this is in meme territory or whether if is should just be thought of as a viral trend but, either way, I'm going with it! 

For the last couple of days, there have been three things trending constantly for me on Twitter; Willy Wonka / Oompa Loompa, Christian Horner / Geri (he's a fucking cunt, by the way) and thighs. I can't really get involved in the first two but the third one is right up my alley!

So here you... Thighs


(For some reason, Twitter won't let me embed the tweet so I'll just share the gif instead. That was it... the gif and "Thighs")

When I quoted tweeted the original tweet that started this craze, I wasn't expected anyone to follow the instructions in responding to it. I thought that it was just the done thing to include for reference of why I was sharing my thighs with everyone.

Nevertheless, it only took a few minutes before I got my very first "Hell yeah", which actually took me completely by surprise. A few more followed after that, which made me very happy, even if I am, as of writing this, a couple short of the target set by the original tweet.

I just appreciate each and every "Hell yeah" that I did get.

Wednesday 28 February 2024

Adorably lewd


Oh my gosh, you guys! Look what I found being given away for free!

These are the cutest little lewd critters ever and I'm so excited to have two of my own now. And even better, I didn't even need to smuggle either of them out of The Library.

Now I just need to find somewhere suitable for them to live in my home. Maybe guarding my collection of naughty little toys...

I suppose I should give each of them a name as well, but that will require some careful thought!


Friday 23 February 2024

Slut Talk Live


As a podcaster myself, I was very intrigued when I saw an advert for a live podcast named Slut Talk Live advertised on Twitter this afternoon. I was very keen to see what it was all about so I made sure to make a note of the start time so I could drop in as an audience member.

It's the first time I've come across this show so it's unclear to me how long it may have been running for. The vibe I got from the advert was that it was pretty new, maybe in debuting today. I'm not any the wiser about that now, although it definitely seemed like it wasn't the first episode.

To be honest, I thought it was a slightly questionable time for the podcast to be hosted; Friday evening for Europe and Lunchtime for the U.S. For that reason, I was pretty surprised by how many audience member were there when I arrived. I'm not sure what the peak was but it was over 40 when I checked, which is good going, if you ask me.

From the general chatter I picked up on, it seemed like it was a pretty U.S. dominated crowd, which makes sense. Like I said, it was Friday evening over here in Europe, which is obviously prime time for going on a night out to blow off some steam at the end of the week. Furthermore, both hosts, as well as their guest, were all American so that may explain why this was the first I was hearing off it.












So what did I make of Slut Talk Live?

Starting with the good; like I said there was a healthy audience in-attendance. The hosts were also very enthusiastic. Most impressive was their guest though. I missed her name but she is someone who is a misstress for hire and has worked taking calls on a sex line. Her willingness and ability to carry a conversation and give expansive answers really did carry the show at times.

The live aspect of the show was also fun, allowing the hosts and guest to interact with the crowd. That allowed them to include a few sections based around crowd participation. 


In the first of those sections, a crowd member was invited up on stage to do some live roleplay with the guest. Interestingly, it wss RadaghastWolf, who you may remember appeared as a guest on the BDSM-themed episode of Text-To-Speech Podcast. Seems like he is ticking off appearances on all of the podcasts!

In another section of the show, they played Two Truths and One Lie, with the guest providing 3 tails of her sexual deeds and the crowd and hosts trying to decide with one was the lie. The first story she gave was quite lengthy and detailed, whereas the two that followed were much shorter and somewhat lacking in details by comparison. That made me quite suspicious that she was putting more effort into making the lie believable, even if I felt like the situation was probably the most realistic. My suspicion was ill-founded though, with the second story actually being the lie.

And the other portion of the show that involved the audience was a simple Q&A section. This section actually tees up talking about things that they could improve for future shows quite nicely because, if I'm being brutally honest, if was pretty chaotic with the hosts struggling to keep up with the questions. I feel like this is where they really needed some assistance, ideally from an off-mic producer who could be keeping track of the questions and then passing them along to the hosts at an appropriate time.












A producer could also help with the general pacing and flow of the show. There were times that there were awkward silences, hosts talking over one another  or where, although there was some planned questions, there wasn't a clear flow to the conversation. The speaking ability of the guest that I mentioned earlier, certainly bailed them out a few times due to her just being able to step in and keep things flowing. Again, this is where I feel having someone off-mic, feeding them prompts or focussing on being more mindful of the flow of the chat, could really improve the show.

One other improvement that absolutely needs to be made if the show is going to be on-going is to the sound quality. Once again, the show's guest got this spot on but both of the host's had very poor microphone audio. Improving that should be a non-negotiable. 

Especially since, at one point, one of the hosts seemed to suggest that the show was also being broadcast online. Whilst the guest and RadaghastWolf were performing som sex acts on-stage, she said something along the lines of "for the benefit of those who are not here in person" and then described what was happening. 

If it is available online, I'd be very interested to know where that is. Although it was a bit of a mixed bag, I would say that it is well worth checking out if you are a podcast enjoyer and like lewd chat. It's just a pity that I can't tell you how to do that except for turning up in person to sit in the audience.