The Pineapple Dilemma

Episode #5 of the 3DXChat Text-To-Speech Podcast is now up!

The community questions have been received and compiled. All that is left is for myself, Steph and our surprise guest, AnthonyL, to reveal our darkest secrets. By which I mean, are any of us secret pineapple lovers.



If you would like to let me know your thoughts on any of the controversial topics that we touched on this week, tweet the podcast @3dxttspod or jump into the podcast Discord and let us know there.

Also, if you have any Lovense-themed questions, get in touch with those as well and we'll do our best to answer those in the next episode.

Who could it be?

You'll be able to hear Steph and I answer all sorts of questions on Monday's podcast episode. And, the observant amongst may notice that we had a third mic set up in the recording studio.

If you want to know who my mystery second guest is, you'll have to tune in and listen when the episode goes live at 17:00 BST on Monday.

International Female Orgasm Day 2022

As a continuation of my recent theme of not being able to keep on top of my shit, I completely failed to prepare my intended blog piece for International Female Orgasm Day.

It had been my intention to follow up last year's article, where I spoke to some female friends about orgasms, with an article for this year where I got the male perspective on our orgasms. Hopefully none of them would have just claimed it was a myth but, if they did, it would be a good learning opportunity to try to correct that misconception.

However, since I was too busy with other stuff to prepare that for this year, I guess I'll have to try again for it next year. Instead, you can have a consolation prize of some saucy pics demonstrating all the different ways that I can be made to cum! In other words, using cocks, toys, tongues or fingers.

Bare your bod (almost)

OK, time for another apology. I've been a bit tardy recently with keep up with all the sex days of the year that I like to bring you. Between the podcast and other things that are going on, it's been tricky to keep on top of these things even if I do put a lot of importance into it.

Just this week alone, I have managed to miss National Orgasm Day and National Boob Day. They are two biggies that I really should have been prompting everyone to celebrate because, you know, who doesn't love orgasms and boobs?!

Anyway, I've not completely let this week pass me by so I do still have one special day to bring to you. And that would be National Underwear Day!

How much underwear is enough underwear?

National Underwear Day could also be a time to consider how much underwear you really need. An article I saw a little earlier today suggested that women should have around 20 sets of underwear as approximately 3 weeks worth should cover all eventualities.

But what to you think?

Ok, so underwear may not be as overtly sexy as the two days I missed. In fact, there could be an argument that it shouldn't be treated as a sexy day at all, with it being more about highlighting the importance of being body positive and having the confidence to show off your body whatever your physique may be. 

In other words, today is not some much about celebrating underwear itself but about stripping down to our smalls in order to safely bare the rest of our bodies. The sexy stuff can be celebrated on National Lingerie Day instead. Whereas today can maybe be a bit more about donning something that is practical and functional as we go about our day to day lives.

That said, I don't want to disappoint you too much by only throwing on some bland underwear. So here are a few different sets of my underwear of various levels of sexiness.

Coffee up a tree

Some months ago, or may it was many months ago, I sometimes lose track of time with these things, I posed the question asking whether all of the "Coffee & Tunes" type events were affiliated with one another.

At some point along the way, I do recall seeing some social media posts that definitely gave me the gist that there was one original and multiple imitators trying to hop on the bandwagon.

But now I am seeing this; Coffee & Tunes Inc. Does that mean that there are multiple events that have genuinely come together under the same banner? Or is this a legit franchising of the original concept that doesn't involve any of the those 'me too' copycat rooms? Or is this a fiendish attempt by a copycat to get as close as possible to the original name without actually just straight up copy it?

Now I just have more questions but still no answers! Although I'm inclined to think that this one is a franchise. That's a total guess, of course...

What I can say though, is that this coffee tree house is pretty cool. Especially because coffee is available right at the entrance. And, let's face it, that's the only reason I'm really here. The music at these sort of places does nothing for me but I definitely need my daily fix of java.

I must have been more excited by the coffee than I realised at the time though, because I was so distracted by it that I completely forgot to get any pictures of it. Oops!

Return of the mag

Sugarmag is back and you can find a short article about the TTS podcast inside. Mostly just me talking about how I conceived the idea and went about bringing it to life. But you might fancy taking a quick look. Don't worry, I managed not to waffle on for too long this time. 

Head to page 64 to see what I had to say!

SUGARMAG #008 IS OUT NOW! 🥳

More than 70 pages packed with all kinds of interesting stuff for you. Fun, information, erotic, & kinky stuff.

Join our discord for feedback, discussions about the articles, suggestions for topics, etc.https://t.co/YfiG45X5Nd#3dxchat #magazine pic.twitter.com/T41fdEHtTL

— Virtual.Sugar (@virtual_sugar) August 3, 2022

Raving and raging

Episode #4 of the 3DXChat Text-To-Speech Podcast is now up!

Max and Jess have returned to the studio for us to revisit all of our update hype to see if the beta client has delivered on all of our hopes and expectations.

We also deliver our verdict on last week's Lovense Summer Rave party. Will it live up to the past glorious of the previous extravaganzas that they've put on for the community? Only one way to find out!

Also, please start sending me your questions for our upcoming Ask Me Anything episode. I'll be joined by the lovely LongLegsSteph for that one and this is your opportunity to ask us anything.!

For example, what do we think about pineapple on pizza? Or anything that is much, much lewder than that. Anything goes! 

The deadline for questions is Wednesday August 10th and you can send them to me on Twitter either @Laura_TWK or @3dxttspod. Or, if you just happen to bump into me, tell me in person.

My summer rave party

So, my highlight of the Lovense Summer Rave Party was unquestionably getting a personal welcome from Gizmo as I stepped off the cable car and into this event's arena. That's right; the man, the myth, the legend, the one and only Gizmo greeted me upon arrival. 

If that wasn't enough to make my jaw drop to the floor, I was even more flattered to receive a gift from him. Wow! It kinda feels like you've made it when things like that happen!

Jess also managed to talk into getting a quick pic with us, during which I showed my gratitude to Gizmo by giving him a sneaking kiss on the cheek. 

I think Lisa was a bit cameras shy though as she did a runner to the nearby sofas. I still managed to get a few pics of us dancing near her though. It wouldn't have been the same if I didn't pap some pics of her and Gizmo living it large together,

From there on in, it was a bit of an uneventful party for me personally. I spent most of it chatting with Jess, Chris and Reena, although I did also get to meet someone who had joined our sexy community after seeing my blog, which always makes the time and hard work I put into it feel worthwhile.

Although it was a stunning venue, I feel like it just didn't have the usual amount of activities that we've come to expect from these massive Lovense events.

My primary disappointment was the lack of a red carpet this time, which I feel was a big miss. It was a lot of fun during the previous events to see everyone getting the chance to take their turn walking down and then posing on the red carpet. Some of them even getting to pose with Gizmo. Without that, I felt like is was missing that usual glitz and glamour.

It also felt like a lot of the other famous faces that you would expect to see there decided to give it a miss. It feels like that kind of echoes the sentiment that I'd been detecting from many people that they just weren't as bothered by it this time, which was a big shame because it is always so great to see the whole community gather and unite.

Without the usual Lovense display section to explore or the chillout area to take break in, I wasn't really sure what to do with myself apart from shaking my booty with those that I mentioned before.

Regardless, I did go for a little wander to see if there was anything that I'd not spotted from our spot beside the dancefloor. Indeed, there was!

I was genuinely surprised to find a series of glass-bottomed swimming pools around the perimeter of the club. 

Luckily, my shoes and skirt aside, I had picked an outfit that was very suitable for a quick dip, so I was able to temporarily ditch those items and hop into the water for a somewhat surreal experience of taking a swim while being able to see a few hundred feet above me to the ground below.

Drying off when I was done was not much of an issue in the current heat we are experiencing, but I added myself in the drying process by having another boogie to shake myself dry.

And that was about it for my evening really.

An apology

Sorry to all the guys out there, but there won't be any nude pictures of Emmy today.

I know, I know, she has has quite the reputation for taking her clothes off at the Bathhouse Ruins but Emmy didn't disrobe at all whilst I was chatting to her yesterday.

I reckon the only explanation is that I must have been a bad influence! Sorry, guys!

Not what I hoped for

I do like a good exhibition of other people's creativity. The Genesis BuildersExpo and the Virtual Art Gallery come to my mind as two good examples. It's just really nice to be able to take a gentle stroll around the careful curated exhibits to see all the great work that people have been doing.

So when a saw a 'Tribute to 3DXChat Store' event advertised, I assumed it would be something similar where we could go to view a selection of items that are up for grabs.

You may be able to imagine my disappointment when it was nothing of the sort. Apart from some very prominent advertising for the store, it was really just a run of the mill dance party and didn't feel particularly themed to promoting the actual items that are available from the store. Feels like a missed opportunity to me...

A night out on Fuck Street

A rare night out in the city. But where should I spend my time? There are so many interesting places that are trying to get my attention!

Nevermind... I think we have a winner!

So what can I say about the Fuck Street Hotel?

Well, there is some fucking going on, for sure. Not as much as I would have hoped for considering the name though. Perhaps that is just because I only had access to the hotel lobby? Yes, there must definitely be so much fucking going on in all of the hotel rooms. I just don't get to see it because I'm not a paying guest. Yes, that must be it!

Hmm, what else?

Lots of ladies there. Not some many guys. Or rather, not so many guys how are partaking of the fucking. Yup, the ladies are definitely the hornier sex here, even if quite a few of them have something a little extra.

Handjob Day 2022

That's right ladies, today is the day to get stroking and give your man a pleasant treat.

Personally, I think it is so fucking hot to be giving a guy a causal handjob, while just carrying on as normal, as if nothing was happening. Just acting completely nonplussed about the whole think while his raging on hard-on is begging for you to let it shoot its goo everywhere. Hot as fuck, for sure.

Or, perhaps giving a sneaky handjob in a situation where other people are around but are blissfully unaware of you slyly stroking your hand up and down that throbbing hard cock that is out of sight from them.

My only disappointment with doing that is that all that yummy cum has to go to waste by not being exploded into my mouth or onto my face. But it's worth it if he has to struggle to stifle his orgasm for fear of alerting others to your antics. Being a tease is also so fucking hot.