Tuesday, 9 June 2026

The perfect World Sex Day party


To celebrate World Sex Day, here's me prowling around Maria's Orgy Room as I perv on lots of lewd fuckers getting their sex on. Between the pool and sauna, bedroom and lounge, there was so much fucking to behold. Truly what I hope to find when turning up at an orgy party for some quiet perving.

And, if you look carefully, you may even spot some 69ing, which is awesome, because it is also National 69 Day! What a wonderful combination of activities to celebrate on the same day. Is there a better combination all year round? I highly doubt it!


Wednesday, 3 June 2026

Manifest Perving


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Tuesday, 2 June 2026

Titties for my girlies


Happy Titty Tuesday!

Although it is not normally in my nature to to be so liberal in getting my tits out in public without some sort of coercion from Emmy or Jess, it's been so long since I've had the pleasure of hanging out with them both together that I feel like, on this one occasion, I should do it in their honour.

Hopefully I'll get to share some quality time with my girlies real soon!


Monday, 1 June 2026

Fap Wrap-up


Welp, even though it has been a slightly understated Masturbation Month for me this year, especially compared to the last few years for which I have gone all in on it, I suppose, now that it has come to an end, I should do an end of month wrap-up.

So, what I can tell you is that I did keep a little diary of my faps and that I made myself cum a grand total of 16 times during May. Not too shabby for a 31 day month. I mean, that's better than one fap every other day. Some ways short of when I passed 50 a couple of years back but still not bad.

A few more little stats for you; there were a further 2 occasions when I played with myself but didn't bring myself to climax. And, of the 16 times I did climax, 10 of those were with the aid of toys. I don't think anyone will be fainting from shock at the revelation that I like playing with my Lovenses!

And I would like to mention that, although the month was relatively quiet, I did try to go out on a high but visiting a bukkake party on the last day of the month. It was a completely spontaneous visit but, if you think about it, what is better for Masturbation Month than a circle of guys jerking off around some cum-drenched hottie who is likely also fingering herself?

I've also not exactly been shy over the years in admitting that getting properly bukkaked it a filthy fantasy of mine that I've never really felt like I've been able to tick off my bucket list so I will take any available opportunity to try to right that wrong.


Sadly, whilst there was plenty of sexual activity going on at this bukkake party, none of it involved what I would call real bukkake. It was actually just a bunch of couples enjoying filthy, animalistic sex. Which is nice and all, and I won't complain at being able to perv on it for a little while, but it was not what I had gone there looking for.

I did think about just rubbing one out whilst watching all the fucking in the hope that a few guys might just impromptu cum on me but I found that, even while just sitting there watching, the guys that did hit on me were really only after a quick booty call and nothing else. 

In truth, I really didn't feel comfortable playing with myself around them so, in the end, I just moved along without managing to add any last minute faps to my total. The last thing I wanted was to have to deal with pushy guys who think that just because partially undressed and I'm getting myself off, that that is a free invitation for them to try and put their dicks inside me.

Cum on me, yes! Dick inside me, no! It's only a fine line between the two scenarios but a very important line, nonetheless.


Tuesday, 26 May 2026

Another Test Run


Take 2 for my new and improved Lovense themed live show...

Before I get into it, I'll acknowledge that I'd not had chance to really make any changes since last weeks test run apart from tweaking the price of a few of my menu items to either make them more attractive to choose or a bit more premium so I don't get spammed with things I don't want to be spammed with.

So how did todays live sex toy show go? Well, once again I will preface everything else with a small commentary about my choice of opening time maybe not being ideal. This time, instead of being at a peak party time when it was easy to get lost in the noise, this was very much an off-peak time when things were exceptionally quiet. So, whilst there was less competition for visitors, there was also not that many visitors around to compete over.

I did get more people drop by this time though, even if many of them were the same as last time, pop in, have a look around and then silently leave. But I did have a few guests who enthusiastically got involved with my show.


Initially, I just had one of them take up a front row seat and instantly hit me with a tip to get naked for 10mins followed by a tip to finger myself. I was normal than happy to oblige, spreading my legs to rub myself whilst he sent a series of tasty vibes my way. A couple of fortunate tips for random vibes triggered a series of  high intensity and long lasting vibes that had me squealing and squirming as they got me super wet, super quick.

As the naked timer expired, he continued to send random vibes my way, so I couldn't resist continuing to finger myself as long as the tips kept coming. And keep coming they did as another couple of guests who had quietly been observing until this point started to get in on the action.

Whereas the first guest had been mostly about those random vibes, these two focused on the patterns, in particular the Pulse pattern which drives me crazy for how it just teases and edges me instead of my preferred Wave and Fireworks pattens which I find super intense and stimulating.


Eventually the tips from my first tipper ran dry as he ran out of tokens and he moved along. The other two went quiet for a while as well so I was reluctantly forced to slip my panties back on as the naked for 10 mins timer had expired a looooong time ago. No bra though since we had cleared the goal to permanently leave that off along the way.

As the wetness from my cunt started to seep through my panties for all to see, I was aching for more vibes and pleading with all my guests to keep buzzing me. With a little encouragement, the two guest who had been teasing me before, picked up where they left off; teasing me like crazy with their choice of tips and vibe patterns until they too had run out of tokens.

Other guests came and went, showing little sign of interest in buzzing me. So, with the closing time starting to loom in the not too distant future, I took drastic steps, gifting each tipper who had run out of tokens another set of 1000 to pleasure me with.

Now they started to hit me with those Firework and Wave patterns that I love so much and we quickly cleared my second goal for taking my panties off. This prompted a change of two for me; switching from my Ferri panty vibe to my Lush egg vibe that I slipped inside my drenched pussy.

With my Lush pushed snuggly against my G-spot, these patterns drove me fucking wild and I was soon begging them to finish me off and make me cum, which, I am delighted to say, they very much did. They splurged all of their remaining tokens to give me a nice long queue of vibes to work though and, right on cue as the last pattern kicked in, I orgasmed hard on stage in front of all my guests.

And that was just about that. With their tokens all spent and no-one else stepping up, the last few minutes before closing were quiet ones, which was fine with me as I caught my breathe and rehydrated after a very enjoyable public climax.


So how would I rate this opening compared to the previous one? 

Well, the obvious down side is that I didn't earn any xGold this time compared to a whopping 10k last time. But, that aside, I think this one went a lot better. There were more guests joining in, which is a massive positive, and I got to cum this time, which you could say is the biggest positive of all. 

Another big positive was that it was super sexy to see guys jerking off while watching me and calling out to say how hard the sight of my naked and wet body was making them. Now that is more like what I expected from Masturbation Month! 

Not only did it get me super turned on and even more determined to put on a sexy show for them. More of that in the future please! Just thinking about it now is making me fucking horny. God, would it be too daring to add a "Cum on Laura" item to the menu to let guys how cannot hold it any longer come up and stage and blow their load across my face. I do love being cum on after all and maybe that can partially feed into my craving to be bukaked? We'll see...

Anyway, I think that is more enough to keep me interested in doing this some more. Probably when I have had opportunity to do some refinements, particularly to the room which is still in need of updating and improving to fit the new concept better. So keep an eye out for me being open if this has made you intrigued by the prospect of making me wet with your vibes. I would love for all of my readers to stop by and give it ago.

In fact, special offer right now! Anyone who comes to my room and privately messages me with the phrase "buzz buzz", will receive a gift of a bonus 500 tokens to spend in my room. How about that!