Make Out Day

Make Out Day means sharing a good smooch with someone is an absolute must, whether it be someone you love deeply or just some random that you pick up on a night out at the dive bar down the street.

Being naked while doing it? Well, that's entirely optional but highly recommended...

May the Foremost be with you

If you’ve ever looked up at a Star Destroyer and thought, “I’d love to see the breakroom,” then May the 4th is your day. This Star Wars Day, I took a shuttle to the orbital dockyards to tour the ISZ Foremost – one of the few Imperial capital ships opened to the public.

Now let me tell you about a few of the highlights...

1. The TIE Interceptor (Flight-Ready)

You walk into the main hangar bay, and your breath catches. It’s not a mock-up. It’s an operational TIE Interceptor, its solar arrays polished to a sinister shine. A retired flight officer lets you sit in the cockpit – for a small “donation” to the Imperial War Widows’ Fund. The controls feel twitchy, and the lack of a hyperdrive is still terrifying. But the sound? They fired up the twin ion engines for two seconds. I felt my fillings vibrate.

2. The Sith Quarters

This is the unexpected gem. Behind a blast door labeled “AUTHORIZED DARK SIDE PERSONNEL ONLY” (now taped open), you’ll find the private quarters of a former Sith apprentice. It’s surprisingly minimalist: a meditation sphere, a cracked obsidian mirror, and a glass case holding a collection of supposedly genuine Sith holocrons, all glowing faintly red. Another, a wayfinder, is mounted on a pedestal with a warning that touching it “may redirect your destiny (or your security deposit).”

The audio tour whispers ominously in your ear, but the family next to me kept pressing buttons on the holocron display. Nothing happened. I think. (I’ll check my soul later.)

3. The Brig & The Rodian Rebel

And now, the part that makes you uncomfortable in the best way. The Foremost’s brig still functions as a low-security detention centre. Cell Block D houses a live Rodian prisoner – a captured rebel pilot identified only as “Vex.” A placard reads: “Subject was detained after attempting to steal a Lambda shuttle. Interrogation scheduled for 1500 hours. Visitors are reminded not to pass food or sympathy through the ray shield.”

Vex looked up as I approached. His antennae twitched. He tapped his cuffs against the bench – a slow rhythm. Was it a secret rebel code? Or just the boredom of being on display for 12 hours a day? I don’t know. But I did slip him a ration bar, at which I was escorted out by a disapproving dark trooper.

4. The Bridge & The View

Finally, you ascend to the command bridge and it’s everything you dreamed. Officers’ stations still hum with inactive targeting data. The captain’s chair swivels (I sat in it. No one stopped me. I am now legally an vice admiral, I think). But the real show is the viewport.

The ISZ Foremost orbits high above a blue-green world, and the panoramic transparisteel window frames the ship’s own dagger-like bow cutting into the starfield. To port: a shattered moonlet, debris still drifting from an old battle. To starboard: the gentle curve of the planet below, storms swirling over its nightside. You can stand there for ten minutes, watching shuttles crawl across the hull like insects, and feel the terrifying majesty of Imperial naval power.

A holographic sign warns: “Do not tap on glass. Do not attempt to calculate jump coordinates. Do not ask about the tractor beam.” I did all three. A stormtrooper sighed at me

The Verdict

The ISZ Foremost is brilliant Imperial storytelling. It’s equal parts military museum, dark side curiosity cabinet, and ethical dilemma. You’ll leave with a souvenir photo in an officer’s cap, a vague sense of unease about that Rodian’s fate, and a sudden desire to join the Alliance.

Final rating: 4.5 exploding Death Stars out of 5. (docking half a Death Star for the cafeteria food – the absence of blue milk was did not go unnoticed by me).

Masturbation Plans

M is for May.

M is for Masturbation Month.

If you've been following me for a few years, you'll know that this is a month that I always like to go all in on - both in terms of indulging myself and encouraging others to get involved.

Unfortunately, the last few months have been so busy and draining for me that I've not had any time to prepare any sort of challenges or activities for you t o follow along with this year. That means no Masturbation Bingo, no weekly challenges and no attempts to break personal fapping records this year, I'm afraid.

Fear not though - I do intend to give you as much fap-based content as I can muster. I'll just have to largely wing it as I go rather than having anything structured. Although, I will try to come up with a few fun activities that I can encourage others to join in with.

With all that being said, I have already gotten off the mark with my first fingering of May. Hopefully the first of many self-pleasuring sessions to follow over the next 4 and a bit weeks.

Last Minute Lingerie

Normally this is the part where I’ve already rallied half the community; DMs flying, invites sent, a whole line-up of stunning creators joining in for a proper celebration by posting their own contributions for National Lingerie Day. 

But this week had other ideas… distractions everywhere, time slipping through my fingers, and somehow the date snuck past me.

Only clocking the date late last night, this is a slightly chaotic, last-minute dash to at least show up and honour the occasion in my own way.

Still... Snapped a few shots to capture the mood. There’s something about sheer lace and clean lines that feels like a quiet kind of power… not loud, not trying too hard, just there. A reminder that sometimes the best look is the one you wear for yourself first.

Happy National Lingerie Day… wear whatever makes you feel unstoppable and show us what you got!

Melodies for the soul

I rocked up at this show by Eloise Moon at The Magnet Lounge after being personally invited by one of the band members, but honestly had no idea what to expect going in. It turned out to be a really nice, low-key evening.

The venue itself had a relaxed, intimate feel, and I ended up at the bar with a coffee, just taking it all in. The music leaned heavily into what I’d call a Celtic folk vibe. I honestly have no idea if that is an accurate description but it's the best I can come with for something that is not in my usual wheelhouse, 

Basically, it was lots of soft, flowing melodies and a generally calming atmosphere that made it easy to just sit back and enjoy rather than feel like you had to be fully “on” the whole time. The rhythms swayed more than they struck. Fiddles and soft percussion danced around the vocals, and there was a kind of emotional clarity to it all, like clean air after rain. It paired perfectly with the quiet ritual of sipping coffee, each note settling in as comfortably as the warmth in the cup.

It wasn’t overly loud or intense for most of the set, which actually worked in its favour. Rather than getting smacked in the face by a wall of sound, it felt more like being bathed in soothing sea of swirling melodies. By the end, they picked things up a bit with a few slightly more rock-influenced songs, but it still kept that folk character running through it.