Alexandra's Spa and Sex Wellness

For anyone who followed Amanda and I's Goop Lab trials and thought that some of the sexual wellness techniques we tried out might be for them, I would highly recommend an afternoon or evening getting pampered at Alexandra's Spa and Sex Wellness.

We started our visit by getting ourselves calm and centred in the meditation room before sneaking up to the sauna to get our sweat on. I say sneak because it was up the stairs with a "Members" sign above them and we certainly aren't members. Pretty sure we shouldn't have been in there but no-one from the spa came to kick us out so whatever.

We then wrapped things up with a dip in the pool where things got a little rowdy as a water right erupted between us. Luckily there were no other patrons in the pool at the time to complain about our behaviour and potentially get us chucked out. It seems they were all in the upstairs members area getting serviced by the spa employees. Definitely a few happy endings going on up there.

Hot Tubs and Swingers

Brrrrr, it's bloody cold outside.

Best way to keep warm? A nice soak in a hot tub. In my case, the Love Nest's hot tub.

Was hoping some visiting swingers would come and put on a show that I could enjoy from the warmth of the water but, alas, it was not to be.

Christmas Critters

You'll have to forgive me but I can't remember where I took this picture. All I know is that it was one of the places that I popped into last week just out of curiosity and to have a quick nose round.

Nevertheless, I found these to be absolutely adorable. 

So much so that I will completely overlook the fact that we are now well past the festive season and that they probably should have been packed away all ready. But if they had, then I would never have had the chance to see them and that would have been a crying shame. So, in that regard, I am grateful for the owner's tardiness in putting them away.

I just wish I could have smuggled them out and kept them for myself. That would have been very mean though and would have deprived others from also witnessing their cuteness, so I have no regrets about not actually doing it.

The Honeypot

The Honeypot... Proof that not every club needs to be a mega-club. There is plenty of space in the market for smaller, quirky clubs like this one.

Darklight Strip Club

I really want to like the Darklight strip club but it was simply too quiet to get any sort of true handle on how good the place is when in full swing. 

I certainly do like the venue. Very classy and upmarket feeling. I just need to experience it with a few more bodies in to see if the atmosphere can match the building. Guess I will have to keep my eyes peeled for its next opening.

Lighting up the sky

Quite the lightshow at Top of the Rock last night. Very spectacular.

Kiss a Ginger Day 2021

I was aware that it was Kiss a Ginger Day. a day inaugurated a little over a decade ago in response to the thoroughly reprehensible Kick a Ginger Day, but I always took it for granted that it was targeted specifically at those among us who are true gingers. As a non-ginger redhead (my natural colour is auburn), that meant it was only a day for me to show my love and appreciation for gingers.

But apparently that is not so at all. According to someone who claims to be an expert, it extends to all redheads. Now this was news to me and I'm more than a little sceptical that this wasn't just a cheap bit of deceit in order to to get me to consent to receiving a kiss. But consent, I did. Just to a little peck on the check mind. I wasn't going to make out with a bunch of randoms just because of the colour of my hair. That said, I did collect a few more quick kisses throughout the day.

Now, if you want to join in in celebrating Kiss a Ginger and the wonderful vibrancy that gingers (and other redheads) bring to the world, just remember to be respectful and to always make sure it is a consensual kiss. It is not is about you and what you want. Or about using it as a cheap excuse to take advantage of anyone, It is about them and showing them how loved and cherished they are after. So if you are in any doubt at all, ask permission. 

And to my fellow redheads out there, I say this. You are all special. You are all amazing. You are full of life and have massive souls. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. And if anyone does try? Then they are just a fucking dipshit and their idiotic ideas have no value whatsoever so don't let them get you down. I love you all.

Come on down to The Love Nest

I desperately want to be able to write a review of The Love Nest as it looks like a fantastic swingers / voyeur club. Problem is that it always seem to be empty. Obviously that is not a situation that is very conducive to either swinging or voyeuring.

So come one peeps, get yer butts down there so I can see this place when it is... ahem... pardon the pun... in full swing. I would particularly love to experience the backrooms where you can see through into all of the other rooms through a series of window. Perfect for someone with my proclivities for watching others, possibly while touching myself in the safety of my own space. Don't you want to be watched by me? I know you do!