Sauna Seduction

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Soaking in the mountain view

Tis the season to enjoy a good soak, me thinks!

Or perhaps I am the only one that is taking advantage of having a bit of extra spare time to escape the cold outside and bathe away a few aches and pains.

I mean, it definitely isn't just me. Amanda needed very little convincing to join me in taking the plunge. Very little indeed.

And we certainly weren't the only patrons at this beautifully picturesque mountain retreat. Although I'm not entirely sure that everyone else was there for exactly the same lazy reasons as us. For the most part, the baths were so quite, we basically had them to ourselves.

That said, it did get a little more crowded as time rolled on. Again, not everyone was there for a quiet relax in the warm and soothing waters though. Some were more interested in being positively frisky. Although maybe that was not their  original intent, but temptation got the better of them,

Not that I am judging. We all have our our methods of destressing and I dare say that having a good fuck is a rather effective way to go about relieving some unwanted tension.. 

Fortunately, those patrons that were there for that reason, were considerate enough to keep their moaning to a minimum. It's refreshing change when others make a conscious effort not to disturb others.

Bath house R&R

Did I mention before that I love the festive period? I think I did!

But, that being said, it can be a bloody stressful time of the year!

Between trying to figure out what to buy everyone for their Christmas presents, getting all of said presents wrapped, organising meet-ups with everyone that is coming back to town to visit their families and, oh yes, families, it can all get a bit overwhelming.

So what better way to destress for a little while than a nice warm soak in the bath. And what better bath to soak in than at the Erotic Bathhouse. A great place for a little bit of well-earned R&R. Not to mention, some not-so-sneaky perving on all the sexy, naked bodies.

Ah yes, I think I could get used to this. But I shouldn't, cos then no shit will get done, and I am all about getting shit done.

Big dick archaeology

"Hey Amanda, are you thinking what I'm thinking? One giant stone dick for you and one giant stone dick for me!"

"Or maybe we could just share this one? Seems like one of these big stone dicks is more than enough dick for both of us actually..."

"On second thoughts, there's no way that either of us are going to be able to take any of these dicks! They are fucking huge! Look, the head of this cock is like twice the size of my head!"

Taking it from behind

I'm a little confused about what this sign is supposed to represent.

I mean, it appears to be some sort of warning sign, so is it warning this sauna's patrons that they might have to share the sauna with fucking couples? You know, like those "Deer crossing" sort of signs that let you know to expect deer in the road up ahead.

Whatever the meaning of it, it seems to have done a good job at promoting doggy style fucking as everywhere I look, there are women getting pounded from behind by horny guys. Perhaps they have taken it as an instruction that they must fuck in that sort of position?

Alexandra's Spa and Sex Wellness

For anyone who followed Amanda and I's Goop Lab trials and thought that some of the sexual wellness techniques we tried out might be for them, I would highly recommend an afternoon or evening getting pampered at Alexandra's Spa and Sex Wellness.

We started our visit by getting ourselves calm and centred in the meditation room before sneaking up to the sauna to get our sweat on. I say sneak because it was up the stairs with a "Members" sign above them and we certainly aren't members. Pretty sure we shouldn't have been in there but no-one from the spa came to kick us out so whatever.

We then wrapped things up with a dip in the pool where things got a little rowdy as a water right erupted between us. Luckily there were no other patrons in the pool at the time to complain about our behaviour and potentially get us chucked out. It seems they were all in the upstairs members area getting serviced by the spa employees. Definitely a few happy endings going on up there.