Cumpadre

Cumpadre - "A jack off buddy or a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation.

Formed by combining 'cum' and 'compadre' (a companion). Variant of cumpanion and wank bud", Urban Dictionary

"They aren’t dating or in a relationship. They're just cumpadres who like to climax together."

Zipless Fuck

A phrase coined by Erica Jong in the book "Fear of Flying" where she wrote "The zipless fuck is absolutely pure. It is free of ulterior motives. There is no power game . The man is not "taking" and the woman is not "giving." No one is attempting to cuckold a husband or humiliate a wife. No one is trying to prove anything or get anything out of anyone. The zipless fuck is the purest thing there is. And it is rarer than the unicorn. And I have never had one.”

She went on to write, "zippers fell away like rose petals, underwear blew off in one breath like dandelion fluff”, hence the name.

 

In other words, it is "a spontaneous sexual encounter between strangers with little or no personal information exchanged. It is absolutely pure, seemingly free of all remorse and guilt. It could be considered the highest plateau of casual sex and the perfect one night stand." (Urban Dictionary).

Walking into an elevator, locking eyes with another and, without further ado, proceeding to engage in hot, passionate sex between the 5th and 45th floors. You finish, compose yourselves, and go your separate ways, never to meet again.

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Humping / Dry humping

Humping - "Rubbing your crotch against something for stimulation, arousal and pleasure. Examples include humping your bed, the couch, the floor, pillow humping, and especially humping the body of another person.

Performed by lesbians when scissoring where the two partners interlock their spread legs (like two pairs of scissors) and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm.", Urban Dictionary

"She was horny as fuck so humped the shit out of her pillow until she came."

Dry humping - "A physical act that generally takes place between two people and is basically non-penetrative sex 

At least one individual will manoeuvre their body into a position that would facilitate contact between the their genitals but participants remain clothed so, at minimum, their is underwear separating them (or alternatively sheets).

The people involved gradually rub against each other in an up and down or back and forth manner that mimics the act of sexual intercourse. This humping action allows for the participants to experience some degree of friction while engaging in this activity which gives a pleasurable feeling and can lead to orgasms for all involved.", Urban Dictionary.

"He forgot to bring a condom so I let him dry hump me instead."

Skinship

Skinship - "The act of intimate, non-sexual touching between very close (usually same-sex, but not always) platonic friends. It involves acts such as holding hands/arms, hugging, snuggling and kissing on the cheeks.

The concept originated in Japan, where social interactions and dealings were considered more intimate and relaxed when they took place within a communal public bath due to the belief that group nudity helps break down the barriers and helps establish a closer relationship.

It has also evolved to define a situation of intimacy derived from the touch of skin or close proximity thereof, although in Korea, as well as some other places, it has come to also mean sexual contact, heavy petting and related activities.", Urban Dictionary

"It's not unusual to see Koreans walking and holding hands with each other, even if they're not in a relationship. That just means that they have a deep skinship with each other."

Booty Cleavage

Booty Cleavage - "The perpendicular measurement downward to describe the depth of butt-crack. In other words, just like regular cleavage, but for the butt.

Normally observed when a woman wearing low-rise pants bends over and her crack is showing or sometimes while seated and the same happens. Can also be seen when a woman's pants are so tight you can see the line going down her ass.

Sometimes also refered to as 'Bleavage'.", Urban Dictionary

"That girl's ass is hanging so far out her pants. she got major booty cleavage."

Cumstand / Selfie Swallow / Femdom Facial

Cumstand - "Similar to a snowball, but instead of cumming in a mouth that passes it to your mouth, you are cumming directly into your own mouth without the middle-woman or middle-man.", Urban Dictionary.

"She ditched out on me to wash her hair, so I'm doing the old Netflix and cumstand tonight."

Selfie swallow - "When you lay on your own back while hoisting your legs up over your own face and cumming in your own mouth then swallowing it.", Urban Dictionary.

"I was so horny I preformed a selfie swallow on myself."

Femdom facial - "A femdom facial is where the female instructs the male to prop himself upside down so his penis is above his mouth and she masturbates him until he cums onto his own face or open mouth. This is sometimes done while she fingers him or while pegging", Urban Dictionary.

Bobblehead

Bobblehead - "A woman who enjoys giving oral sex to men. She does it often and does it well, giving blowjobs to anyone, anywhere.

A direct reference to the head of the female bouncing up and down around the cock of the male during fellatio, resembling a bobblehead doll after its head has been tapped.", Urban Dictionary

"Damn, that bobblehead knows how to give good head."

Outercourse

Outercourse - "Sexual activity in which participants receive non-penetrative sexual pleasure. Some people consider outercourse everything but penis in vagina but more commonly it is considered to exclude penetration of any kind including fingers, sex toys, and anal sex.

This means that pretty much everything sexual you do that isn’t penetrative counts as outercourse. Think: making out, touching, dry humping, massages, external toy play, and some BDSM activities.

Whereas, foreplay implies that you are doing activities that proceed the real main event, outercourse can result in high arousal and orgasm. It implies that the sexual activity can start and end as outercourse. There's nothing that needs to proceed it or come afterward", Cosmopolitan.

"I'm dating this christian chick who's saving herself for marriage. It's not all bad though. We get to have outercourse. I just can't put it in her."

Eye fucking

Eye fucking - "When you are obviously checking someone out by staring flirtatiously at them while undressing them in your mind. If eye contact is made and held, you stare into one another's eyes, knowing that you are both picturing yourselves having wild sex together.", Urban Dictionary

"Trust me, she might be with him but she has been eye fucking me hard the whole time!"

Donald ducking / fucking

Donald ducking - "To walk around wearing only a shirt, in the style made famous by the Disney character of the same name. Common after sex when one of the participants but on their shirt first while looking for pants or underwear, thus walking around the room naked from the waist down.", Urban Dictionary 

"My hot neighbor spends a lot of time donald ducking in the windows of her apartment while talking on the phone." 

Donald fucking - "Having sex with your shirt on, because Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants", Urban Dictionary 

"I was feeling lazy so I just took off my pants and donald fucked her."

Sorority Squat

Sorority squat - "Typically performed by sorority sisters immediately prior to a picture where one or more participants slightly bend their knees and lean on their calves with their arms regardless of whether or not people are behind them in the photo, while simultaneously pushing their butts out and smiling for the picture. Possibly used to accentuate their cleavage and butts while hiding any stomach rolls", Urban Dictionary.

"Seriously, Becky is always bent over in all her pictures. You'd think she has scoliosis or something. I guess all those sorority squat pictures add up."

Burger nips

Burger Nips - “Particularly wide and usually darkly-coloured nipples which give the illusion that the bearer has burgers placed upon their breasts. The areola must exceed a diameter of 5cm in order for them to be formally classified as such.”, Slang Define.

"Dude, check out the burger nips on her!"

Mutual masturbation

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Sideboob

Sideboob - “The side view of a bare breast that can be by design or unintentional (possibly exposed by wearing a loose shirt or revealing bathing suit). Sideboob shows off the profile of the breast without exposing the nipple. Often used in movies to keep it PG-13.”, Wiktionary.

Skiing

Skiing - “When a woman sits or lays between two guys and performs simultaneous hand-jobs on each, simulating the motions of a cross-country skier.”, Urban Dictionary.

Cuckolding

Cuckolding - “When a couple derive sexual pleasure from the man watching his wife or girlfriend having sex with other men.”, Your Tango.

Jersey Turnpiking

Jersey Turnpiking - “When a girl is dancing in a club and bends over so her hands are on the ground and her ass is in the air. Usually accompanied by her grinding her ass in a man’s (or woman’s) crotch.”, Urban Dictionary.

Sandwich

Sandwich - "a three-way usually involving 2 men penetrating a woman from both sides at the same time, vaginally and anally."

Hip Cleavage

Hip cleavage -  “A style trend based around the exposure of a woman’s hips and the crease where the top of the thigh meets the hip”, Know Your Meme

Selfie

Selfie - “A photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a smartphone or webcam and shared via social media.“, Oxford Dictionary.