Showing posts with label Buzz My Butt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Buzz My Butt. Show all posts

Thursday, 8 September 2022

Worst... guest... ever


When was the last time I opened my room for some buzzing? It feels like forever ago but I guess it was really just a few months. Regardless, it's been a while and I found myself with some time to kill today, so I decided to open my doors once more.

It was a pretty mixed bag to be honest. For the first hour I had a steam stream of punters playing my game. There were never more than a few people in my room at any one time so it was kind of a one in one out type of thing.

That said, I did have an usual rush of dice rolls a one point which left me with a queue of 4 or 5 players waiting to take control of my toy, which for today was my Lush 3, with my Domi available as one of today's goals. Goal #3 to be exact.

As is so often the case though, people don't want to wait around in a queue and many simply left before it go to their turn. That's disappointing because I want to feel their buzzes to help make me cum but normally I just brush it off as their loss more than mine. Luckily, I did have one very keen guest who was more than happy to take over the control time that the departed guests had squandered.


On the other hand, there was one guest who did really bother me. I would say that he is probably my first ever "bad" guest. Certainly the first to ever earn a ban from my room. Yes, the ban hammer was dropped!

What did he do to earn my ire? It's a bit of a story but here we go...

Remember that queue of punters waiting to control me that I just mentioned? He was second or third in that queue and actually hung around until his turn. But when I gave him control, he did nothing. Just sat there like a zombie. 

OK, not a massive drama but it was holding up the fun for the rest of the people in the room. I explained that I'd give hi ma few minutes to get going other we would have to move on to the next guest and would come back to him when  he was ready to be active. Fair enough if you ask me.

Still nothing from him so we moved on and he eventually left during the following guests turn.

Maybe 15-20 minutes later he returned. I welcomed him back and offered to left him take his turn now since I had worked my way through that previous queue and no one was actively controlling me at the time. I even offered him an extra roll of my dice since we had hit goal #2 whilst he had been silently sat in my room earlier. Goal #2  being a free roll of the dice for everyone in the room. For the record, Goal #1 was simply for be to take my top off and bare my tits.


He moaned that the control link that I sent him before didn't work. I reiterated what I had said before; that I had to cancel it because he was inactive and that he would get another one when he was ready to actually play the game.

Anyway, he completely blanked me after that. Pretty rude if you ask me. But even ruder was when I poked him again to see if he wanted to play and started complaining that more room was boring. OK, whatever, suit yourself. I'll move on to someone who is interested in having some fun.

Despite telling me how boring the room was, he just lurked at the back for a while, not saying anything,  before leaving again. That's fine with me. Except maybe 10 or so minutes later, he returned again. I didn't acknowledge him this time and he once again just lurked at the back for a bit. He eventually spoke up to say that, not only was my room boring, but it was actually "the most boring room ever". 

By this point I'd had enough of his rude behaviour so I reacted by suggesting that maybe if he wasn't such a boring guest who just sat their in silence being miserable, maybe he would have more fun. Or that he should maybe find a less boring room to hang out instead of continually returning to mine.

But no, he just continued lurking at the back for a while longer before leaving for a final time with one last parting shot. Once again moaning about my links not working and that they were spam which is against the rules.

I'd really had enough of his shit by this point. After telling him to report me if he had an issue with what I was doing and telling him to stop being such a miserable cunt, he earned the first place on my room's blacklist. Well done StPatricksDay! Great job!


If we get back to the lewd stuff, because I know that's why you are really here, the first hour felt like one long tease. I was pleading with my players to turn up the power and give me more buzzes to make me cum. I wanted it so bad! I was begging them in the end.

And then a massive bombshell. One of them claimed he had been giving me full power for the whole time. I've played with all of my Lovense toys to know what full power fells like and that was not it. Except he was totally telling the truth. It was only when I went into my app settings that I found that the brand new update had reset all the toys to lower power modes. Fucking hell.

Of course, I immediately cranked that setting back up and my very next player made me cum nice and hard. Hurrah!

Even better, the buzzes kept on coming and I was well on the way to cumming again. The increased power felt amazing. The massive damp patch soaking through the towel on my chair was evidence of that.

Today's High Rollers
  • JamesCorbett
  • BartBirgisson
  • MrPickles
  • cean
  • MissMorgan
  • brainsgood

Then we hit Goal #3 and that's when shit got real. With my Domi unlocked, I now had my Lush buzzing my G-spot and my Domi held against my clit. I hindsight, I underestimated the brutality of having both toys going at max power at the same time. It was so fucking intense!

I orgasmed so hard and fast. It was like a fucking freight train. I didn't even manage to get through a single round of buzzing from both toys. I was cumming and I was cumming hard. My poor chair was soaked, despite my towels best efforts to protect it.

With 20 minutes left until my scheduled closing time, I did something unprecedented and ended my show early. That's how hard that buzzing had fucked me up. I was a quivering, wet and sticky mess and simply had nothing left to give after that. 

Right on cue, other Laura, who had also just been enjoying some Lovense fun elsewhere, dropped by. The remainder of my opening time was spent comparing notes while propping up the bar.

So, like I said at the outset, a bit of a mixed bag. On one had and managed to cum twice, with the second orgasm being unbelievable, and, on the other hand, I had to deal with a grumpy arsehole who just seemed to want to cause a bit of a scene. Whatever...




Saturday, 4 June 2022

Breaking record after record


I was asked yesterday if I was planning to open up my room for some buzzing fun and, to be honest, I'd not really been thinking about it recently. I suppose all my Masturbation Month fapping had been more than enough to keep me satisfied enough that I didn't feel the urge to let a bunch of randoms furiously vibe the shit out of me.

However, that question did plant the seed in my mind and, given that I had a pretty empty day today, I decided that I might as well give it a go today. And, with that in mind, I did a little prep work to get ready which makes a nice change from most of my openings over the last few months which have just been spur of the moment opening. 

Specifically, I decided to update the signage on the walls to advertise to my guests what today's goals would be. A little teaser, if you will, of what I might treat them to if they gave me enough buzzing pleasure.


I also tried something a little different with today's goals because of my choice of starting toy. It occurred to me that my Ferri was the only one that I hadn't used in my room and I thought it was about time to do something about that. The thing is, the Ferri being a panty vibe and all, it does mean that I need to be wearing panties while getting vibed. 

Or, instead of panties, a sexy teddy body suit, which is what I decided to go with. A sexy sheer teddy that leaves nothing to the imagination but gives me something for my Ferri to stick to so it doesn't wander off from that sweet spot over my clit which is exactly where I want it.

Anyway, the point that I'm trying to get to is that whilst wearing my teddy, it kinda prevents me from doing my usual type of goals such as top off, bra off and panties off. So, instead, today's goals would be a mixture of giving from rolls to peeps in the room and unlocking extra toys to vibe me with. In other words, they were all about giving me more pleasure!

I stuck four goals up on the wall; #1 and #3 would be a free extra roll from anyone in the room when those goals were hit and #2 and #4 would be for extra toys. At goal #2. we'd unlock my Hush 2 to go in my ass for some dual stimulation of clit and ass. Then goal #4 would be swapping my Ferri for my Dolce, which would mean that I would be getting triple stimulation of my clit, g-spot and ass.

I only remember doing doing DP with toys once before and that was with my Lush and Hush so, if we hit goal #4, that would be the first time I'd ever experienced triple stimulation like that. I was very excited about that possibility but also slightly nervous as the Dolce is powerful enough by itself, so when adding deep rumbly vibes in my ass as well.... Well, that would be a whole fuck load of buzzing.


Now, you are probably wondering how I got on? I would say things went pretty well in general. Today's dice rolls were quite bizarre though. Basically every roll was either a 1,2 or 6 meaning that each buzz session was either 2 mins (I always double 1s remember) or 6 mins.

As is sometimes the case, most of my visitors were a bit shy but a few enthusiastic guests more than made up for that by taking ever opportunity to roll the dice. There were plenty of bonus rolls purchased via gifts and plenty of the extra rolls for hitting goals #1 and #3 were used. So yes, we obviously managed to hit those goals.

Frustrating, I did have several guests take their rolls and then leave before they got chance to buzz me. I really don't know why some people aren't prepared to wait already for a couple of minutes whilst the previous roller finishes their turn.

That said there was one guest who took their initial free roll and immediately purchased 3 more rolls to get a grand total of 15mins of non-stop control. Anyone could be forgiven for not wanting to wait through that but, funnily enough, that was not when anyone else was waiting. All the people who left while waiting to buzz, were during periods when there was a very quick turn around.

Regardless, we smashed through all of the goals for a final total 69 mins of buzzing. A suitably sexy number to end on. And that's not even including the time for guests who rolled but left early so it should have been over 80. I'm not sure what my record is but that definitely would have smashed it. As it is, I think we probably still beat it anyway.

Of course, that means that I ended up with toys buzzing inside both of my holes which was super intense. There were times when my hole body was quivering with pleasure. In particular, the three times that they made me cum. Which, again, may be a new record as I only remember being able to cum twice before.

The first time they made me cum was actually quite early in the session whilst it was just my Ferri buzzing. Maybe it was like the 3rd or 4th set of vibes that got me there, so it really did not take long at all.

There was then a bit of a gap until they made me cum again whilst my Hush and Ferri were working in unison. I think it took a little longer than expected to get to cum #2 because everyone seemed more interested in blasting my ass with vibes and my clit was kind of neglected a little. I guess I just had a group of butt fans in the room at that point. My Ferri would just get set to a middle-ish sort of intensity and then get left there whilst they cranked my Hush up and down to give me some nice rumbly buzzes deep inside me.

Then the final time was just before closing when my Dolce and Hush well and truly finished me off. I had nothing left after that. I was just a wet, quivering mess. And my Hush's battery was well into the red and nearly dead, which just further proves what I said before about my guests being all about the ass!

Also, I should mention that when we hit goal #4 and my Dolce went inside me, I was finally able to strip out of my teddy as it was no longer needed to keep my Ferri in place. So I did get  to reward the guests who hung around until towards the end with a bit of nudity. It would have been a bit weird to get through all that buzzing and not given a little bit of a visual treat in return.

I should give a special mention to one guest who has 3 rolls and only got 2 minutes each time. Can't believe how unlucky that was!

Today's High Rollers
  • CloudFriend
  • jumpingjackflash
  • joesmooth
  • specialefx
  • MadDuckDK
  • Gizi

Then, at the other end of the spectrum, there was the guest who I already mentioned who got 15 minutes of uninterrupted buzzing. Well, he had a few other rolls as well. He had 6 in total and he rolled a massive 28 minutes out of a possible 36! 

See, I told you all of today's rolls were at one extreme or the other! And that was yet another record smashed for the most minutes of control by a single person, not just for a single session but total minutes across all sessions, beating out the previous high rollers who each had several visits to get to the top.

How many records is that now that I have mentioned being broken today? I've lost count! But I think was all of them. Let's see, most minute of control for one person, most total minutes rolled for a session, most points of stimulation by my toys, most orgasms.... I think that's it. 

So yeah, pretty good going today!


Monday, 2 May 2022

Great chat but not enough buzzing


I suppose it was inevitable that it would happen sooner or later but I finally drew a blank for not being able to cum during one of my buzz shows.

To be clear, the problem wasn't on my end!

It was just a very quiet day with not many peeps stopping by. No, that is an understatement as it was absolutely dead and, in the end I just had to give up and get myself off all on my own.


Continuing my recent trend, I set myself some goals that we could hit through out the show. We barely made it to the 'panties off' goal meaning that I only managed to get naked at the very end of the session and that was only after giving away a bunch of free dice rolls just to try to keep the buzzing going from the few guests I did have. My Hush remained unused as we didn't get anywhere near today's DP goal though. What a disappointment...

Well, maybe it wasn't quite that bad as I did have a few guests stop by who were fairly chatty so, even if there wasn't lots of buzzing going on, I wasn't sat there in silence talking to myself. Kind of ironic that the most engaged guests I've ever had came on a day where no-one else was interested. 


But it was nice to have some Lovense-themed discussions with a couple of other users and one perspective buyer who was interested in getting our thoughts and recommendations. Fingers crossed that, if she does decide to buy one of more recommendations, that she shows her thanks by using my affiliate link to earn me a little bit of commission.

Also, the buzzing that I did get was pretty damn good, even if everyone one seemed to be rolling really low (so many 2s!). I think it was quite obvious that I had a a few controllers who were quite familiar with controlling other's Lovense toys though. They knew exactly how to get me going. I just needed more to make me cum!
Today's High Rollers
  • MartijnNL
  • PrincesseEmma
  • Mojalow
  • InspectorRU
  • LizzyWright
  • GaryWright
  • Venzent

Tuesday, 5 April 2022

Avoiding the splash zone


Apparently, all of these guests were aware of what happened last time I opened up and decided it was best to avoid the front row.They didn't need to worry though; there was no splash zone this week.

Generally speaking, I'm not a squirter so it was quite unusual when I sprayed my pussy juices so vigorously last time. Clearly, with the right type of stimulation, it can happen though.


Monday, 4 April 2022

Open for buzzness


A bit of a mixed bag today. I'm pretty sure it was my longest opening of my Buzz Me room, clocking in at 2 hrs 30 mins. But, unfortunately, a lot of that was spent waiting for punters to get their act together.

There were a few guys who just couldn't figure out how to use control links or just took their sweet time to activate them. And 4 or 5 guys patiently waited their turn but then left as soon as I gave them their link.

So yeah, a long opening with plenty of buzzing but also lots of down time in between punters. A bit frustrating really and it made it much harder than it should have been for me to cum.

Today's High Rollers
  • JaqenXO
  • BillyBilly
  • KWNemesis
  • StopMakingSens
  • Tommyxxx
  • Lasrs
  • rikkag

Thankfully we managed to unlock the goal for my Domi to be added to my Lush, As soon as that got in on the action, it was cum time! Maybe about 3 mins of both toys buzzing me? Probably a little less actually. Finally got there but it was the only one of the session sadly.

Other things of note? The first time I've had a couple snuggling together on the front row while watching me. I've had random strangers fucking there. But never a couple snuggling. Was... interesting...

And its good to see that I seem to have started to attract a few loyal punters who are making repeat visits whenever I get chance to open. Tends to suggest that they are enjoying my shows which is very pleasing. Hopefully I see some of them again next, whenever that may be.


Tuesday, 15 March 2022

Beware the splash zone!


I'm going to try to keep this one fairly brief because, if you've ready any of my past posts about what goes on when I open my Buzz Me room up to the public, then you should know the drill by now.

In a nutshell, I was feeling supper horny this lunchtime so made a spur of the moment decision to open up my room for just an hour and hope that I could get enough punters through the door during time to make me cum.

Armed with this session's weapon of choice, my Lush 3, I swung the doors open and invited the world in!

We got off to a great start with a constant stream of rolls, all of which were high numbers. That was a trend that carried on for the entire session with only two rolls being less than 4 minutes and not a single 1 rolled all session. (Making up for all the low rolls when I last opened up!)

My goals for t-shirt off and bra off quickly came and went. It seemed for all the world that  I was comfortably on track to cum well within the hour time limit that I had given myself.

Things slowed down a little after that though. A couple of guests rolled the dice but didn't hang around for their turn. And a few were just slow to get going once their turn rolled around. A few frustrating road bumps just as I was getting towards the edge of coming.

The end of the hour arrived and I knew I was close. So, so close. One more buzz would surely push me over the edge and I had 7 minutes lined up with my final guest. One final blast of vibes to make me cum. And then, he too, left before taking his turn. Bafflingly considering he had paid to get an extra roll...

In a desperate bid to achieve that orgasmic release I craved, I threw out his time to the floor for the first person to respond to take. A feeding frenzy ensued as everyone went for it. 

Today's High Rollers
  • Serintemp
  • Heythane
  • Valarus
  • SilverLiam
  • BBChero
  • AngryPopCorn
  • StockingLover

Just to make sure we got there, I reached for my Domi so the lucky winner would be able to blast my clit with that whilst also vibing my G spot with my Lush.

My Domi didn't last long as I had obviously forgotten to put it on charge after my last play with it so it lasted all of about 15 seconds before dying.

All was not lost though, as less than half of the 7 minutes on the clock had elapsed when I vigorously squirted my pussy juices all over the front row as I came so fucking hard. My perseverance to get there had paid off spectacularly for all to see and it felt good. So, so good.


Friday, 21 January 2022

The joy of insta-cum


You'll have to pardon the pun, but I was totally bummed when I found that my Hush buttplug had died today.

There I was, getting ready to open my Buzz Me room (yes, for the 2nd time this week!) and, not only would my Hush not turn on, but when I tried to charge it, the charging light would not come on. So no, I had not just drained the battery by leaving it turned on last time I used it.

Fortunately, I had my Domi full charged and ready to go so my trusty wand was able to step in to save the day. Normally I would only choose to use my hands free toys for a buzzing session but today seemed like a good time to make an exception to that rule.


I got a pretty decent turn out when I opened up with plenty of peeps dropping by. Quite a few of my guests were up for having a go at controlling my, although a few didn't bother to hang around for their turn, even after rolling to earn some control time. And, one guest in particular, was very pushy, constantly trying to get more rolls than he had paid for and some physical one on one action. Grrrrrrrr. He seemed happy to fuck another one of my guests instead though.

In the end I had a 90 minute window of free time to play and my Domi was buzzing for 40 mins of that, so I was pretty happy with that. Sometimes there can be a lot more downtime between sessions whilst waiting for people to get their shit together and start buzzing me or waiting for guests to actually drop by. 

I also managed to remember to do some room goals this time. We comfortably hit the first goal for my dressing coming off and then, not to long later, also breezed passed the goal for my bra coming off. Good times for my guests then.


Good times for me too as I managed to cum twice. Both of the orgasms were very different but equally enjoyable.

The first literally came out of nowhere. The early control sessions had been pretty intense so I was already very fucking wet. I then had an extended run of being edged by one guest but, as soon as he spiked the power back up towards the end of his time, he inflicted an insta-cum on me. I was completely unprepared for it and it felt amazing.

The second orgasm came right as I wanted to close up. I felt so close to cumming and begged the last guest to give me everything. This one certainly did not catch me by surprise. In fact, I tried my best to help myself get there. Boy, was I humping the shit out of the head of the Domi. I worked hard to get there but it was a huge orgasm when I did! Well worth the effort I put in.

After that orgasm, I was genuinely struggling to function at all while I tried to recover. But it was closing time, so I quickly said my thank yous, closed up and hurried off for a cold shower.

Today's High Rollers
  • Serintemp
  • CrazyWonderBoy
  • MacXXXL
  • toxioplasma
  • JennyYoung
  • JulienB