Worst... guest... ever

When was the last time I opened my room for some buzzing? It feels like forever ago but I guess it was really just a few months. Regardless, it's been a while and I found myself with some time to kill today, so I decided to open my doors once more.

It was a pretty mixed bag to be honest. For the first hour I had a steam stream of punters playing my game. There were never more than a few people in my room at any one time so it was kind of a one in one out type of thing.

That said, I did have an usual rush of dice rolls a one point which left me with a queue of 4 or 5 players waiting to take control of my toy, which for today was my Lush 3, with my Domi available as one of today's goals. Goal #3 to be exact.

As is so often the case though, people don't want to wait around in a queue and many simply left before it go to their turn. That's disappointing because I want to feel their buzzes to help make me cum but normally I just brush it off as their loss more than mine. Luckily, I did have one very keen guest who was more than happy to take over the control time that the departed guests had squandered.

On the other hand, there was one guest who did really bother me. I would say that he is probably my first ever "bad" guest. Certainly the first to ever earn a ban from my room. Yes, the ban hammer was dropped!

What did he do to earn my ire? It's a bit of a story but here we go...

Remember that queue of punters waiting to control me that I just mentioned? He was second or third in that queue and actually hung around until his turn. But when I gave him control, he did nothing. Just sat there like a zombie. 

OK, not a massive drama but it was holding up the fun for the rest of the people in the room. I explained that I'd give hi ma few minutes to get going other we would have to move on to the next guest and would come back to him when  he was ready to be active. Fair enough if you ask me.

Still nothing from him so we moved on and he eventually left during the following guests turn.

Maybe 15-20 minutes later he returned. I welcomed him back and offered to left him take his turn now since I had worked my way through that previous queue and no one was actively controlling me at the time. I even offered him an extra roll of my dice since we had hit goal #2 whilst he had been silently sat in my room earlier. Goal #2  being a free roll of the dice for everyone in the room. For the record, Goal #1 was simply for be to take my top off and bare my tits.

He moaned that the control link that I sent him before didn't work. I reiterated what I had said before; that I had to cancel it because he was inactive and that he would get another one when he was ready to actually play the game.

Anyway, he completely blanked me after that. Pretty rude if you ask me. But even ruder was when I poked him again to see if he wanted to play and started complaining that more room was boring. OK, whatever, suit yourself. I'll move on to someone who is interested in having some fun.

Despite telling me how boring the room was, he just lurked at the back for a while, not saying anything,  before leaving again. That's fine with me. Except maybe 10 or so minutes later, he returned again. I didn't acknowledge him this time and he once again just lurked at the back for a bit. He eventually spoke up to say that, not only was my room boring, but it was actually "the most boring room ever". 

By this point I'd had enough of his rude behaviour so I reacted by suggesting that maybe if he wasn't such a boring guest who just sat their in silence being miserable, maybe he would have more fun. Or that he should maybe find a less boring room to hang out instead of continually returning to mine.

But no, he just continued lurking at the back for a while longer before leaving for a final time with one last parting shot. Once again moaning about my links not working and that they were spam which is against the rules.

I'd really had enough of his shit by this point. After telling him to report me if he had an issue with what I was doing and telling him to stop being such a miserable cunt, he earned the first place on my room's blacklist. Well done StPatricksDay! Great job!

If we get back to the lewd stuff, because I know that's why you are really here, the first hour felt like one long tease. I was pleading with my players to turn up the power and give me more buzzes to make me cum. I wanted it so bad! I was begging them in the end.

And then a massive bombshell. One of them claimed he had been giving me full power for the whole time. I've played with all of my Lovense toys to know what full power fells like and that was not it. Except he was totally telling the truth. It was only when I went into my app settings that I found that the brand new update had reset all the toys to lower power modes. Fucking hell.

Of course, I immediately cranked that setting back up and my very next player made me cum nice and hard. Hurrah!

Even better, the buzzes kept on coming and I was well on the way to cumming again. The increased power felt amazing. The massive damp patch soaking through the towel on my chair was evidence of that.

Today's High Rollers

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Then we hit Goal #3 and that's when shit got real. With my Domi unlocked, I now had my Lush buzzing my G-spot and my Domi held against my clit. I hindsight, I underestimated the brutality of having both toys going at max power at the same time. It was so fucking intense!

I orgasmed so hard and fast. It was like a fucking freight train. I didn't even manage to get through a single round of buzzing from both toys. I was cumming and I was cumming hard. My poor chair was soaked, despite my towels best efforts to protect it.

With 20 minutes left until my scheduled closing time, I did something unprecedented and ended my show early. That's how hard that buzzing had fucked me up. I was a quivering, wet and sticky mess and simply had nothing left to give after that. 

Right on cue, other Laura, who had also just been enjoying some Lovense fun elsewhere, dropped by. The remainder of my opening time was spent comparing notes while propping up the bar.

So, like I said at the outset, a bit of a mixed bag. On one had and managed to cum twice, with the second orgasm being unbelievable, and, on the other hand, I had to deal with a grumpy arsehole who just seemed to want to cause a bit of a scene. Whatever...

Feel the Buzz

Episode #6 of the 3DXChat Text-To-Speech Podcast is now up!

Has the Lovense Sex Machine rocked LauraEncased's world? How does MaxNorman keep his cock warm when masturbating? How many times have I been vibed in public?

Find out the answers to all of these and more as we discuss all things Lovense in this week's episode.

Express yourself with lingerie

Often times, we think of lingerie simply as something that women don in the bedroom to make themselves more sexually appealing or for romantic moments with a lover. However, there can be much more to it than that and it shouldn't be viewed as something that is done just for the benefit of a partner.

Increasingly, women are doing it for themselves rather than for anyone else. Not to flaunt their body and make themselves more attractive to others. But because it gives them confidence in themselves and makes them feel empowered by boosting their self-esteem. Doing so can have a positive impact on one's mental health.

"Whether it's some cute, brightly coloured summery pieces, more sophisticated black lacy numbers or even the occasional naughty stuff to drive my partners wild; Nothing makes me feel sexier than when I'm wearing some beautiful lingerie!"

SexxxyJessica

For some women, it is also the ultimate in self-expression. A chance to show the world who they really are, even if it is done somewhat covertly under the proverbial skin of their regular clothes. These clothes that the world see us in from day to day are often bound to societal norms or a simple requirement to be practical for going about our lives. What we wear underneath can be a completely different story. It is for our eyes only so can be as expressive or creative as any of us choose it to be. 

There are so many options available that it can even become an expression of our personality. Whether you go for something bold and confident or something more demure, it can embody who you are and how you want to project yourself.

Making the choice to wear something daring below what appears to be a fairly mundane outfit can be thrilling and empowering. Enhancing otherwise boring work clothes with something that makes you personally feel more attractive can boast your own self-image. And defying norms and expectations by wearing something that you alone have control over, can make you feel assertive with a sense of power. All of this allows the wearer to achieve self-validation rather than forcing them to seek external validation from others.

"My favourite thing about lingerie is wearing it underneath an overcoat and then revealing it in dramatic fashion. There are few sights I enjoy more than the look on the other person's face as they drink it all in!"

CheleDevilleSaxon

It's not just validation and confidence that it can provide. All those sexy nurse outfits and the like are a great way to live out sexually fantasies for both women and their partners. Or strategically selected lingerie can be used to hide any self-perceived imperfections helping you to forgot about any worries you may have regarding how your partner might see you.

Of course, there is the irony that by choosing to wear something that brings emotional and therapeutic benefits, you may be forcing yourself to put up with something that can be less physically comfortable to wear. But perhaps it is a worthwhile trade-off? Maybe it is not something to be done all the time, but possibly some of time? Or, perhaps, modern lingerie is designed very much with comfort in mind so it is no longer such the issue that it once may have been. Either way, it is great if you are in need of that little pick me up or self-care.

Indeed, anecdotally at least, for some women the benefit in lingerie is not even the wearing of it at all. It is the time spent browsing and buying lingerie during a shopping trip that offers the positive experience and triggers our reward centres. It is investment in doing something just for yourself that offers the pleasurable experience. 

"I adore seeing the look on a partner's face when they walk through the door to find me, ready and waiting for them, in nothing but silk or lace...

Wearing lingerie under my regular clothes is such a rush as well. Wondering if anyone has seen a flash of my stocking tops, the feeling of suspenders against my thighs and the glorious shimmer of my nylon covered legs.

Try this on a night out; Pair a dress with your tiniest, sexiest thong. During the evening, slip your hand into your partner's pocket and whisper in their ear as you leave your thong there for them to look after. You can thank me later!"

LauraEncased

Particularly in a post-covid world, the idea of putting something nice on after some many have spent the last 2 years dressing down whilst stuck at home can also have a benefit to how we outwardly dress and project ourselves to the world. Putting on some nice lingerie can then encourage us to put more effort into our visible clothing and improve the way that others perceive us.

With all this being said, the benefits of lingerie do not need to be limited to the psychological side of things. Wearing the right underwear can help give you the appearance that you want. A good choice of bra and panties can accentuate your womanly curves in just the right way. Similarly, corsets and garter belts can help keep everything in the right place. It is not only emotional support that these things offer!

"I do love the look and feel of a sheer bodysuit against my skin. Always makes me feel sexy, that tantalising preview of what's beneath."

Emmy Fatale

And, I've not even touched on lingerie in the bedroom yet; the place where many of us will instinctually think of when thinking about lingerie.

Whether we realise it or not, sex and love-making involve all of our senses and the visual element can play a huge role in both the act itself and the build-up that comes before. This, of course, is where lingerie can really spice things up, particularly if you are looking to keep things fresh and interesting.

It is all too easy to get stuck in a rut or for things to become routine. Surprising a partner with some naughty or kinky underwear can help to reignite fading passion or help you project your sexuality to your partner. It is the perfect way to tease or build the anticipation of what is to come.

And, if you are thinking about your partner as well, consider the feeling of gratification they can experience when they see the effort that you have gone to in order to appear pleasing to their eyes. It cannot be underestimated how much excitement that can give them. Not to mention, how empowered they too can feel by the gesture.

So there you go; there are so many great reasons that lingerie can be a positive presence in both your life and that of your partner's. Reason's why I'm promoting National Lingerie Day today!

"Everytime you see me, I want you to be trying to guess whether I'm wearing something sexy under my regular clothes or not. The chances are that I am! But that doesn't mean that I'm wearing it to show it off or that I'll let you see it. Sometimes it is just to make myself feel empowered or naughty."

LauraTWK

Easter is here!

Happy fucking Easter everyone!

And to be clear, that is not me wishing that you have an extremely happy Easter, although that would be splendid. 

No, I'm actually wishing that you all get to enjoy a good fucking for Easter. Kinda like all of the Royal BBC bunnies in the video below. Oh yeah, I'm in there somewhere. See if you can spot me!

Enjoy!

Once more, just for fun

Since Red Light, Green Light turned out to not be the terminal experience that some of us feared it might be, all contestants were allowed to return for one final round. The only caveat being that all underwear had to be removed. A stipulation that not one of the contestants had any objections to.

For my part, I managed to successfully make it all the way to the end leaving me with a record of 2 successes from 3 attempts. Not too bad really.

And with this round purely being for a bit of fun with no prize at stake and with the price of elimination now revealed, some of the contestants were more than happy to deliberately get caught moving after "red light" had be called just so they could get another blast of that sweet orgasmic buzzing between their legs.

So near, yet so far...

The good news is that I made it back from the Squirt Game in one piece. The bad news is that I didn't come back with a giant glass piggy bank full of cash.

I gave it my all in the first round of Red Light, Green Light, but when we had to go through a second round of it, I fell at the very last moment. So close the to finish line was I, that I stumbled across it as I was being eliminated.

And, just in case you have somehow missed it, the rules of Red Light, Green Light are very simple (it is a kids game after all!), When the creepy doll at the far end of the field is turned away and says "green light", you can move. But as soon as it says "red light" and turns around, you have to stop as still as a statue. Even the slightest bit of movement, and you are eliminated. Get to the white line at the other end though, and you survive the round. 

Sadly, I have no-one but myself to blame for my own elimination. Due to very conservatively tippy toeing along, I was lagging behind in the second round. Despite that, I was tantalisingly close to the finish line so I made the ill-judged decision to simply rush the line on my next go and hope for the best. I think we all know how that turned out... 

But what is the fate of I and others when we were eliminated, you may ask? It is a very valid question given that we have clearly all made it out the other side alive.

Well, this is the Squirt Game. So each contestant was wearing a supercharged vibrator inside them. Upon elimination, a high power dose of vibrations direct to the G-spot made even the most determined of us go weak at the knees and fall to the ground in orgasmic pleasure. And that's how the squirt gets put in the Squirt Game.

So, in a sense, even the losers were winners! See, I knew it was going to be a wholesome experience which was not at sinister in anyway, shape or form.

Game on!

OK, here we go!

The Squirt Game has officially begun with a game of Red Light, Green Light. Hope I can make it safely across and get one step closer to getting my home back!

Desperate times...

The end is in sight

Fuck me, it's been a busy day! Up at the crack of dawn to prepare for a movie shoot with Anthony, Laura and Nicolette. It was pretty damn hot and ended with a lot of cum. And I mean a LOT of cum!

Then, this evening I had back to back shoots with Max pulling double duty in both. First doing a hot fuck scene with LadyLadatina before then getting a sloppy blowjob from Betty Boo. Impressive stamina, if you ask me.

And all of that means that I now only have one last scene to shoot! So get ready for a teaser trailer to drop sometime tomorrow and the final thing to release next Friday.

It's been a long, and at times stressful, production but the end is in sight and I'm so excited for everyone to finally get to see it. Especially everyone who was kind enough to give me some of their time to appear in it. Some of the scenes have been quite abstract, leaving the performers with little idea of what their own scenes will actually look like. That means the likes of Jess and Reena will have had to wait something like 8 months to find out. I really hope I don't let anyone down with this!

International Female Orgasm Day 2021

Happy International Female Orgasm Day!!!

First celebrated in Brazil on 8th August 2005, International Female Orgasm Day was passed into municipal law as a holiday by a local councilman seeking to raise awareness of and promote female sexuality by making it law for husbands to give their wives an orgasm. Whilst that may sound a little silly, there broader aim was to help address the stigma and taboo conversations surrounding the female orgasm.

It soon spread around the world to countries such as the United Kingdom, United States, Canada, Australia, the Netherlands and Germany which all join in in celebrating it annually. And, in case you missed it, all of the above countries now also celebrate the broader National Orgasm Day just a week earlier on 31st July which promotes orgasms for all!

Since the day is about awareness and conversation, I thought a good way to get into the spirit of having open and honest discussions about female orgasms was to ask a few women I respect to share something on the subject. I am massively grateful that they were all kind enough to agree to contribute a little something on a topic that can be extremely personal and I applaud them all for their willingness to be so open.

Of course, I would only ask others to share something on a topic that I myself am willing to speak on so I will get the ball rolling and from there you can see what some of my friends had to say...

LauraTWK
"I found it very frustrating trying to get my first orgasm. I felt like I got close at times but, despite my best efforts, I just couldn't get there. I would lie in bed fingering myself, Sometimes I would even hump my pillow. My pussy would get so wet but I just couldn't cum. I had no idea that I needed a little extra help to make it happen.

Then one day I had the bright idea to try my fingers on my clit. Suddenly I started to feel sensations that were completely new to me. My pussy felt hot and tingly like never before. Like all my blood was rushing to my clit. I was completely lost in my horniness. And then I felt it deep inside me, rising up. It was finally happening and I felt it from head to toe. I was so happy that I didn't care that I had drenched my sheets...

ReenaRain
"I think there is a misconception that the female orgasm is complex thus intimidating partners. We just have a few more avenues to get to that heightened pleasure than men and the way women get to that ultimate high maybe different from one woman to another. The main thing is to know your partner and what they like. Communication is key and exploring makes the fun that much better. Body language is a great communicator. If she reacts positively when being touched in a certain way make that mental note. Ladies don’t be afraid to verbalize your likes and guys/ladies don’t be afraid to ask your lady if something feels good to her. Keep it fun and exciting without getting technical in the heat of the moment. Try new things! Toys, roleplay, games, etc.

For me personally when I introduced Kegel exercises to my overall exercise routine years back, my orgasms really intensified both clitoral and vaginal. I always had intense clitoral orgasms with a vibrator or manually but vaginally would depend on how my partner was able to use his tool. After incorporating Kegel exercises to my routine, I specifically noticed a dramatic increase in stimulation and intensity in my vaginal orgasms during sex with boyfriends or being pleasured with a dildo. There is debate on whether Kegel exercises are beneficial for sex. My experience may not be the same for someone else. Kegel exercises have other great health benefits and are easy to do so why not give them a try? Your body will benefit from them and if it improves your sex life bonus!!"

Juri
“I don't particularly feel like I need to reach orgasm to be satisfied. I just don't want to feel pressured like I need to. I think it's one of those things that makes faking orgasms into a reality. It's an easy way to "get out" of the situation.

Men and women just biologically function differently from a pure basis of difference of natural sex. I can't tell how it is for a man just as how they can't tell how it is for us. And that's fine. But there should be respect involved and communication Trying to get through it together to achieve a level where everyone feels satisfied to some extent.”

LauraEncased:
“My favourite way to orgasm has always been on my knees. Burying my face in a pillow and thrusting my butt up into the air never fails to disappoint! Or kneeling upright in front of a mirror, watching my own hands on my body…”

KatkaK
"I am not sure why, but face sitting is my favourite position ever to orgasm. Just the feeling of being teased and same time being in control of situation gives me extra kick and when the heat starts to enter my belly, the feeling of mouth, nose and chin covering all my trench always sends me over the edge."

SexxxyJessica
"My favourite way to bring myself to orgasm while playing with people on 3DX is my naughty little bullet vibe. It may be small but my god it packs a punch and it feels so amazing buzzing away pressed against my clit. And after edging with help from my fingers (and often playing with my own tits too!) it can send me into some truly leg quivering orgasms. A towel is regularly required if you catch my drift."

MmeChoux
“While it is difficult for me to reach orgasm without a lot of work, my husband and I have reached a good balance in our relationship anyway. We just let it happen if we manage it.

I've not really watched myself having an orgasm in the mirror so I have to take his word for it, but my husband says I have a way of going stiff and flushing all over when I cum, and he loves it! But it does mean that I have a tell that I can't fake. if its just not working.”