Two worlds collide

I'll make no secret of the fact that I've recently been enjoying an Emsexual fling that has involved exploring all of the wonderful and delightful experiences that my gay crush has been treating me to. But you maybe not be aware that many moons ago, and I'm talking like a decade ago, I did experiment with being with other women. Mostly through the security of being in a MFF threesome but occasionally through one on one fun.

Ultimately, I decided it wasn't really for me and that I'd prefer to stick to the more traditional straight lifestyle but it would be massively dishonest of me to try to pretend like those encounters didn't happen all those years ago.

And possibly the first was with the lovely MmeChoux, who is my oldest friend with whom I still keep in touch. Long time readers will no doubt be very aware of the swinging exploits of her and her husband, which I have featured on a number of occasions. Some of those exploits have even involved me, especially way back in the day.

I can't say with 100% certainty but I am pretty confident that when we started fooling around with each other on the yacht on afternoon, she popped my gay cherry. And, all though Charles did eventually join us for some three-way fun, it very much started as Aurelie and I going one on one with each other. This was so long ago, in fact, that I don't even have any pictures to refer back to. It was that long ago that it was in my pre-blog era!

So, it was pretty surreal to arrive at the Bunnies & Bulls beach resort this morning to witness my current gay interest riding on the cock of the husband to my first every gay encounter! All while Aurelie herself was getting railed hard by some other random guy. Well, maybe not random to her but random to me! 

It was a bit of a trip to see the two bookends of my gay dabblings, who don't normally move in the same circles necessarily, come together and put on such a hot show together that got me extremely aroused. And you can be damned sure that when I slipped my hand under my dress, it also slipped inside my panties so that I could furiously finger myself while watching them all happily fuck together.

My only sadness was that I only caught the tail end of it so, when Emmy and Aurelie both took fat loads in their mouths, which they then proceeded to swap back and forth via  a long cummy kiss, I was not quite to the point of cumming myself. It would have been sot fucking hot to orgasm while perving on a pair of ladies as hot as them trading fresh spunk with each other. Especially with the providers of said spunk proudly looking on...

Don't worry though. I did get to cum soon enough... while Emmy turned me on even more by whispering in my ear about how she had let Charles fuck her hard and she then snowballed my oldest friend. I may even have let her slip me a finger or two to help finish me off but shhhhh... that's our little secret, OK?

Mega Mommy Milkers

If a muse is someone who inspires artistic creativity in others, what would be the equivalent for someone who has a similar affect but inspires horniness and a desire to create lewd content instead?

Whatever that is, s of late, it feels like Emmy has been filling that role for me. I mean, it mostly comes down to the frequency that I've been coming upon her getting pounded hard and deep. Even more so since she started hosting Bunnies & Bulls events at her Snowbunny Beach resort.

But she is not the only friend that I've recently had the pleasure of watching whilst they do the bad thing. Just a few days ago, I managed to catch, not 1, not 2, but 3 friends enjoying a bit of swinging. They were joined by one other swinger and one voyeur to make it a party of 5. Well, make that a party of 6 when I turned up...

Like Emmy, the Chouxs are no strangers to being watched by me while they enjoy swapping partners with other couples at their No Tell Motel. However, it's rare that I catch them at it outside the confines of their own establishment. And to catch them not only doing that, but also being joined by AnthonyL as well, someone who I have modelled for on a number of occasions via his Royal BB studio, was a real treat.

I was not the least bit shy about grabbing a front row seat to watch the fun. And, although I normally prefer to quietly watch the sexiness unfold in front of me, this time I couldn't resist encouraging them with a bit of dirty talk of my own. 

Particularly with the always delicious-looking Aurelie Choux, whose amazing mommy milkers were hypnotising to watch as they bounced, swung and hung as she took Anthony's cock in a variety of positions. The urge to jump in and bury my face between them to celebrate National Motorboat Day was almost to much for me to resist. Hopefully, Anthony had done the honours before I turned up. I can't imagine that he would have been able to resist if given the possibility.

Indeed, I was so engrossed in the performance they were all putting on for me that I completely forgot about the cup of coffee that I had brought with me. By the time that Anthony finished up by giving Aurelie a massive creampie and I remembered that I needed to get my caffeine fix, my coffee had gone stone cold! 

Regardless, I necked it in one just as Aurelie was necking Anthony's cock to clean every last vestige of his cum up. And, by this point, I was not alone in watching them. Her husband, Charles, had already finished up with his swinging partner and had joined me in the front row to watch Anthony and Aurelie.

Actually, if I was the front row, I don't even know what they were because they were literally within touching distance. See for yourself below!

Fap recap #1

As of writing this, it is the 9th day of Masturbation Month and I've just got myself off for the 14th time of the month. That puts me more or less on target to hit my 50 faps in the month target if I can maintain this pace.

I think I mentioned it before, but week 1 was pretty hectic for me, with all sorts of things going on that distracted me from dedicating myself to more consistent masturbation. So, if anything, I should be able to increase my pace now that all those other commitments have passed. 

That is, as long as I don't somehow become bored of playing with myself. I can't even conceive of any chain of events that could lead to such an unfortunate outcome though.

Anyway, since I was a bit quiet with the updates last week, I felt like now would be a good time to post about a few of my faps that I've already chalked up on the board.

Fap #1

OK, so this is really just a repost as I already shared this one. But it was #1 of my challenge so I make no apologises for coming back to it again.

In a nutshell, I knew that my time would be at a premium during week 1 and, not wanting to find myself needing to play catch, I wanted to get some early faps on the board. They don't really come much earlier than 00:10am on Monday morning. 

I mean, it was really just Sunday night for me, but technically it was May the 1st so I'm counting it.

Fap # 7

"If you build it, they will cum...". Truer words have never been spoken.

What do you mean, "they meant come, not cum"?!

I mean, someone, presumably PussyBitch if the sign is anything to go by, built this Masturbation Destination and I went there to cum, so I standby what I said!

To be fair, I'm not really totally convinced that it is a go to venue for masturbation. It felt a bit more like one of those places that just tries to draw you in with the promise of gangbangs or BBCs or whatever when the focus is maybe more on dancing or socialising. 

At least that was the impression I got due to the most populated room being the dance room with the live DJ playing in it. All of the mor sex-themed were completely deserted. 

For that reason, it seemed like the clubs sign was the most suitable place to get myself off. Just so that there could be no doubt when I posted the evidence that I was simply there for what was supposedly on offer.

Fap #11

They say that you should practice what you preach. It's certainly an adage that I've tried to live my life by.

So after preaching about the virtues of masturbation and how we should also be more open about it during this week's podcast episode, it only seemed appropriate to follow-up my words with some action. Hot sexy action.

I can't remember which of this week's guests it was that suggested that we could have a group masturbation session. Possibly Jerome? I do remember that I was very quick to say that I was game for it though.

Of course, this is not the first time that I've shared a wank with Caligula, as he helped me with some training during last year's Masturbation Month. 

On a side note, can you believe that it took until Episode #19 of the podcast for my studio to finally be sullied with such naughtiness. Not for lack of trying for some of my guests, Felicia, in particularly, has been very keen to get naughty on both of her visits!

Fap #13

This sex club had a giant whooping sign on the wall saying "Masturbation" so I figured I really ought to obey, 

Perhaps that should be a policy for Masturbation Month? If I see something that says 'Masturbation", I am obliged to do so, regardless of whether it had been in my plans or not. How does that sound?

Fortunately, I was very much in the mood for some self-pleasuring, especially after I spotted that my favourite swinger couple, the Chouxs, were also engaging in some naughty time at that very same club.

I strategically positioned myself as close to them as I could in order to get a great view of Charles pounding Aurelie from behind whilst I fingered myself silly.

Having cum whilst watching a pair of dear friends fuck hard, I decided to retire to a more personal space for my most recent fap, as of writing this.

That's not say that watching them was not satisfying enough to quench my thirst for pleasure. No, quite the opposite, actually. They turned me on so much that I needed to go again. I just didn't want to have to put up with being pestered y horny guys whilst doing #14.

Easter is here!

Happy fucking Easter everyone!

And to be clear, that is not me wishing that you have an extremely happy Easter, although that would be splendid. 

No, I'm actually wishing that you all get to enjoy a good fucking for Easter. Kinda like all of the Royal BBC bunnies in the video below. Oh yeah, I'm in there somewhere. See if you can spot me!

Enjoy!

Swingers fuckfest in the woods

The Choux's swingers camp started out as a humble swapping meet between two married couples who are into swinging. But, from there, it quickly developed into a full-blown fuckfest as more and more couples and singles joined in. 

Honestly, it was staggering how swiftly the action heated up with the rugs that had been laid out on the grass soon becoming lost underneath a writhing layer of naked, sweaty bodies passionately fucking each other. Lovers and strangers all intermingling with one another with the single desire to experience the thrill of communal pleasure.

Then, the assembled orgy shifted en mass to the nearby bench table for the most impressive displayed of coordinated group fucking that I have ever witnessed. Like a flock of birds changing direction, they moved as one . 

Perhaps instinctively, the thrusts and moans became almost synchronised as just under 20 bodies occupied the same small space. Their eyes dancing between their own partners and the other participants; in part to admire all the bare flesh and in part to gauge the competition for whole was fucking best. No doubt they all stepped up their game, not wanting to be out performed by their neighbours.

Yes, this really was top notch stuff to behold and I would be lying if I tried to claim that it didn't get me turned on. Very turned on indeed! 

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I need to go and fap to these pictures as just thinking about it again is making me want to touch myself to release some of the sexual frustrations I felt at not being able to get involved myself.

Choux Sex Camp