Redhead Bunnies

Happy Easter!

For me, this morning at Paradiso beach resort was all about sunshine, waves, and a little playful fun with Easter bunny outfits. Jess arrived in clean lines, bold cut outs, and that unmistakable “I know exactly what I’m doing” energy. 

My own look leaned into a sleek, structured look. A touch of classic showgirl with playful details. The kind of outfit that says Easter but whispers after-hours. Since I’m not quite as bold as Jess, my outfit also came with a matching skirt I could slip into for walks to and from the beach when I worry about sort of disapproving looks I might get for looking indecent.

Side by side, our styles told completely different stories of two redhead bunnies: Jess daring and minimal, me sculpted and dramatic. Naturally, a few silly runway walks across the deck happened, accompanied by lots of laughs, before talk turned to swapping notes on our Easter egg hauls waiting for us at home: Jess with her fancy Thornton’s chocolate egg, and me with my favourite, an Orange Twirl. 

Sunshine, bunny ears, laughter, and the promise of chocolate made for a perfectly festive morning.

Where did all the bunnies go?

There are a few certainties in my wardrobe choices each year. Firstly, got to wear pink all October-long to promote breast cancer awareness month. Secondly, a Santa hat and Crimbo colours are a must throughout December. And, finally, for Easter weekend, it's time to dig the bunny ears out and wear them with pride.

Actually, I don't know if pride is the right word because I'm not a religious person, so it's not as if I wear them to promote the significance of the day or anything like that. I just think it is really fun to be a bit silly for a few days. Oh, and I fucking love choccy eggs so there's that element of the celebration that I am very happy to embrace.

Strutting around in a sexy bunny outfit is also something that I try to get round to. Although it is not completely mandatory like wearing the bunny ears, it is certainly encouraged. Especially if there are any Easter themed parties to attend. However, those are something that sadly seems to have been almost completely absent this year. 

I don't know why but the Easter spirit really wasn't being spread by party and event organisers. Indeed, I only managed to find to parties that were advertised as Easter events and neither of them actually had even a single bit of Easter theming. Not even a banner wishing people a happy Easter. They were just run of the mill beach parties. How lame...

That didn't stop me parading around all day in my bunny outfit though, even if I did feel a bit silly doing so when I seemed alone in doing so.

All was not lost though. I did eventually find some other bunnies to mingle with. You could say that it was kind of fitting that they were gathered at Snowbunny Beach, although snowbunnies are, of course, a very different type of bunny to Easter bunnies. I'll take what I can get though as beggars cannot be choosers.

Also, I think that I managed to rack up a personal best for the number of Easter treats that I received from friends. I'm sure I'll have been outdone once again by Jess and that'll she'll be quite happy to rub in how many chocolate eggs she has to devour. But I was very pleased with my own personal haul. I'm actually quite touched by the number of peeps who sent me something and I'm very grateful to each and every one of them.

Remember folks; sharing is caring!

Now, snowbunnies can masquerade as cute and innocent Easter bunnies to their heart's content. Sooner or later though, their true bunny nature will reveal itself. Emmy and Kem were no different. They couldn't resist the the lure of getting a different sort of chocolate to that which I enjoy partaking of for Easter.

Normally, I would have pulled my phone out and started snapping pervy photos of them getting cream-filled. For once though, that wasn't the sort of pics I was after. Yup, this was a rare occasion where I wanted to get some wholesome SFW pics of cute and/or sexy bunnies.

Emmy doesn't approve of such good behaviour though. When she was finished whoring it up on the beach with her chocolate treat, she somehow managed to instigate a spontaneous lose of bunny clothing for everyone.

I mean, I can't say with absolute confidence that she was responsible. It seems like the most rational explanation though. It cannot be coincidence that Sara stripped off only once Emmy had joined us for a bit of tail wiggling. Then, as much as I am ashamed to admit it, peer pressure and the fear of being left out forced me to follow suit by shedding my bunny suit

The important thing though, is that despite disrobing, the bunnies ears stayed on at all times. Like I said earlier, bunny outfits are optional but the ears are a must. Although, I'm not sure that I intended to imply that opting out of the outfit means wearing nothing at all...

Easter Cosplay

Not gonna lie; I'm totally unprepared for Easter this year. It was literally only last weekend that I realised that it was almost upon us.

So, unfortunately, I don't have anything too exciting for you this year apart from the cosplay outfit that I quickly cobbled together for tomorrow's podcast episode. Given the timing of the episode and the topic that we'll be discussing, I thought it would be both fun and thematically appropriate for everyone taking part to embrace the bunny theme.

I suppose you can have a sneak peak of what I managed to put together for myself. Do you like my fluffy tail?

And with that, all that is left is for me to wish you a happy Easter and to remind you that you do not need to scoff all of your eggs at once. You can make them last a little while if you exercise just a little bit of self-restraint.

2nd Annual TWK Easter Egg Hunt

A repeat of last year's Easter egg hunt was never going to be possible while I'm not in residence on my lovely little private island (although hopefully we are moving towards a resolution that will allow me to return to my home).

Fortunately, the hotel that I have been staying in for the last 6 months has a rather nice urban park behind. The sort of park that is the perfect place to hold an egg hunt! I think I did get some rather disapproving looks for running around in my sexy looking bunny outfit.

Not only was the location different this year, but also the rules. I gave Amanda a thorough briefing in my hotel room  before letting her loose on the park.

To summarize, there were just 10 eggs this time. Each egg a different colour. And instead of there being prizes for completing sets of matching colour eggs, each egg would have a point value and Amanda would get to spend all awarded points on various prizes that were on offer.

Actually the points system was rather simple; 10 points for the prestigious golden egg and 1 point for every other egg. Oh, and a bonus 1 point just for taking part to round things up to nice, round 20.

If Amada failed to find the golden egg within the 3 minutes of hunting time (yes, just 3 mins!), she would have the choice to gamble all of her points for an extra 90 seconds to find the golden egg. If she locates it within that time, she would get the 10 points. But fail to find it, and she would leave with nothing.

As it transpired, she had no problem finding the golden egg at all. In fact, it was the very first one she located right in the heart of the park's fountain. I must confess, I admire her commitment to just charge headlong into the fountain as sooner as the timer started. Of course, she was rewarded with a wooping 10 points for her courage (and wetness).

In the remaining time, she managed to find a further 4 eggs; the blue, purple, teal and yellow eggs. Including the point for taking part, that left her with a very respectable 15 points out of a possible 20! 

Pretty good going, if you ask me. And a massive improvement on last year's performance.

After giving her time to recover her breath from 3 minutes of charging around like a headless lunatic and a chance to drying off from her dash through the fountain, it was time for her to choose her prizes.

In the remaining time, she managed to find a further 4 eggs; the blue, purple, teal and yellow eggs. Including the point for taking part, that left her with a very respectable 15 points out of a possible 20! 

Pretty good going, if you ask me. And a massive improvement on last year's performance.

So which eggs remained undiscovered? 

That would be the white, grey, green, red and orange eggs. Some placed high and some placed low. 

Actually, the white and grey were probably the two easiest ones to find but, when there are only 3 minutes on the clock and time is short, it is easy to run right past them of not even explore the area where they are. 

In fact, she was so, so close to the white egg which was right by the purple egg but she just looked the wrong way at just the moment when she ran passed it. So close!

And the grey one was missed because she simply did not go far enough down the road to get to it. If she had, she never would have missed it. It was sitting right in the middle of the road!

On the flip side of things, the red egg was definitely the hardest of the 1 point eggs to find, being sneakily placed up in a tree. If she was going to miss any, I'm not surprised at all that the red egg was one of them.

After giving her time to recover her breath from 3 minutes of charging around like a headless lunatic and a chance to drying off from her dash through the fountain, it was time for her to choose her prizes.

For 2 points, she could take home a crate of her favourite Shushpanzer beer. For 3 points, she could enjoy a complimentary one night stay at my airbnb (when it re-opens). For 5 points, a month of on-demand massages from me. And, finally, for 10 points, she could enjoy a secret but very desirable mega prize.

Having failed to find every egg, she could not take home everything so, after some careful consideration, she spent exactly 15 points on the crate of Shushpanzer, stay at my airbnb and the secret mega prize. Oh, and I through in an official black TWK hoodie just for taking part. Not a bad haul to be going home with!

What an enjoyable day we had running around in the sun. Did you have an equally fun and exciting Easter weekend? I hope so!

Easter is here!

Happy fucking Easter everyone!

And to be clear, that is not me wishing that you have an extremely happy Easter, although that would be splendid. 

No, I'm actually wishing that you all get to enjoy a good fucking for Easter. Kinda like all of the Royal BBC bunnies in the video below. Oh yeah, I'm in there somewhere. See if you can spot me!

Enjoy!

A sexy way to burn those Easter calories

You know, It's funny how somethings turn out. Take yesterday for instance. After completing our egg hunt, Amanda was gagging to go to Sin to do some poledancing. I'm pretty sure that she just wanted to show off in the bunny outfit that she had rented for the day. Can't blame her for wanting to get her money's worth out of it.

It also wasn't the worst idea in the world though. After all, poledancing is a great way to burn some calories and stay in shape. Perfect for days like Easter when we all have a tendency to slightly over-indulge in chocolatey treats.

But I'm digressing, so back to the point that I'm trying to make...

It's funny how she was the one who dragged me along to do some poledancing, but it was me that actually ended doing it. Ok, she did join in eventually, but for the most part, it was me that was twirling my body round a pole in front of a packed out Sin Club while she danced around behind me. I just kept telling myself to think of all that chocolate that I was working off by doing so.

She did join in after a bit though. And it wasn't too long after that that her bunny top found itself being flung into the crowd as she liberated her tits from its restrictive confines (they are not the most comfortable outfits, I will admit).

I assume that she managed to retrieve said top since she was wearing it again when I caught up with her later in the day, still eager to make the most of her rental.

The Great TWK Egg Hunt

For a bit of Easter fun, I put on an egg hunt for Amanda.

The rules were very simple. I had hidden 20 coloured eggs around my home. There were two red eggs, four blue eggs, six orange eggs and eight green eggs. Not only would she get to keep every egg that she found but there would be a special prize for any colour that she found every egg for. Naturally, the rarer the colour, the more exciting the prize would be.

Oh, and to make it a bit of a challenge, Amanda had just 7 mins to grab as many as she could. By the time the buzzer blew, she had collected one red egg, 3 blue eggs, 4 orange eggs and 5 green eggs.

So, sadly, not a single colour completed by Amanda meaning she missed out on a crate of Shushpanzer beer, 10kg of Jaffa Cakes, a complimentary stay at my Airbnb and a month of on-demand massages from me. Instead she earned 13 yummy choc eggs to take with her, as well as the consolation prize of a copy of the Official 2021 LauraTWK Digital Calendar.

But I gave her one final opportunity to win something nice. She had the choice; take what she had already won or gamble it all and hunt for the golden egg that I had hidden someone outside my house. If she found it within 3mins, she would take home the grand prize as well as what she had already won. But fail to find it, and she would be going home with absolutely nothing.

She gambled, of course, and, in a nail-biting finish, she found it with just 1.5 seconds left on the clock!