Sunday 31 March 2024

Where did all the bunnies go?

There are a few certainties in my wardrobe choices each year. Firstly, got to wear pink all October-long to promote breast cancer awareness month. Secondly, a Santa hat and Crimbo colours are a must throughout December. And, finally, for Easter weekend, it's time to dig the bunny ears out and wear them with pride.

Actually, I don't know if pride is the right word because I'm not a religious person, so it's not as if I wear them to promote the significance of the day or anything like that. I just think it is really fun to be a bit silly for a few days. Oh, and I fucking love choccy eggs so there's that element of the celebration that I am very happy to embrace.

Strutting around in a sexy bunny outfit is also something that I try to get round to. Although it is not completely mandatory like wearing the bunny ears, it is certainly encouraged. Especially if there are any Easter themed parties to attend. However, those are something that sadly seems to have been almost completely absent this year. 

I don't know why but the Easter spirit really wasn't being spread by party and event organisers. Indeed, I only managed to find to parties that were advertised as Easter events and neither of them actually had even a single bit of Easter theming. Not even a banner wishing people a happy Easter. They were just run of the mill beach parties. How lame...

That didn't stop me parading around all day in my bunny outfit though, even if I did feel a bit silly doing so when I seemed alone in doing so.

All was not lost though. I did eventually find some other bunnies to mingle with. You could say that it was kind of fitting that they were gathered at Snowbunny Beach, although snowbunnies are, of course, a very different type of bunny to Easter bunnies. I'll take what I can get though as beggars cannot be choosers.

Also, I think that I managed to rack up a personal best for the number of Easter treats that I received from friends. I'm sure I'll have been outdone once again by Jess and that'll she'll be quite happy to rub in how many chocolate eggs she has to devour. But I was very pleased with my own personal haul. I'm actually quite touched by the number of peeps who sent me something and I'm very grateful to each and every one of them.

Remember folks; sharing is caring!

Now, snowbunnies can masquerade as cute and innocent Easter bunnies to their heart's content. Sooner or later though, their true bunny nature will reveal itself. Emmy and Kem were no different. They couldn't resist the the lure of getting a different sort of chocolate to that which I enjoy partaking of for Easter.

Normally, I would have pulled my phone out and started snapping pervy photos of them getting cream-filled. For once though, that wasn't the sort of pics I was after. Yup, this was a rare occasion where I wanted to get some wholesome SFW pics of cute and/or sexy bunnies.

Emmy doesn't approve of such good behaviour though. When she was finished whoring it up on the beach with her chocolate treat, she somehow managed to instigate a spontaneous lose of bunny clothing for everyone.

I mean, I can't say with absolute confidence that she was responsible. It seems like the most rational explanation though. It cannot be coincidence that Sara stripped off only once Emmy had joined us for a bit of tail wiggling. Then, as much as I am ashamed to admit it, peer pressure and the fear of being left out forced me to follow suit by shedding my bunny suit

The important thing though, is that despite disrobing, the bunnies ears stayed on at all times. Like I said earlier, bunny outfits are optional but the ears are a must. Although, I'm not sure that I intended to imply that opting out of the outfit means wearing nothing at all...

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