As of writing this, it is the 9th day of Masturbation Month and I've just got
myself off for the 14th time of the month. That puts me more or less on target
to hit my 50 faps in the month target if I can maintain this pace.
I think
I mentioned it before, but week 1 was pretty hectic for me, with all sorts of things going on that
distracted me from dedicating myself to more consistent masturbation. So, if
anything, I should be able to increase my pace now that all those other
commitments have passed.
That is, as long as I don't somehow become bored of playing with myself. I
can't even conceive of any chain of events that could lead to such an
unfortunate outcome though.
Anyway, since I was a bit quiet with the updates last week, I felt like now
would be a good time to post about a few of my faps that I've already chalked
up on the board.
Fap #1
OK, so this is really just a repost as I already shared this one. But it was
#1 of my challenge
so I make no apologises for coming back to it again.
In a nutshell, I knew that my time would be at a premium during week 1 and,
not wanting to find myself needing to play catch, I wanted to get some early
faps on the board. They don't really come much earlier than 00:10am on Monday
morning.
I mean, it was really just Sunday night for me, but technically it was May the
1st so I'm counting it.
Fap # 7
"If you build it, they will cum...". Truer words have never been spoken.
What do you mean, "they meant come, not cum"?!
I mean, someone, presumably PussyBitch if the sign is anything to go by, built
this Masturbation Destination and I went there to cum, so I standby what I
said!
To be fair, I'm not really totally convinced that it is a go to venue for
masturbation. It felt a bit more like one of those places that just tries to
draw you in with the promise of gangbangs or BBCs or whatever when the focus
is maybe more on dancing or socialising.
At least that was the impression I got due to the most populated room being the dance room with the live DJ playing in it. All of the mor sex-themed were completely deserted.
For that reason, it seemed like the clubs sign was the most suitable place to
get myself off. Just so that there could be no doubt when I posted the
evidence that I was simply there for what was supposedly on offer.
Fap #11
They say that you should practice what you preach. It's certainly an adage
that I've tried to live my life by.
So after preaching about the virtues of masturbation and how we should also be
more open about it during this week's podcast episode, it only seemed
appropriate to follow-up my words with some action. Hot sexy action.
I can't remember which of this week's guests it was that suggested that we
could have a group masturbation session. Possibly Jerome? I do remember that I
was very quick to say that I was game for it though.
Of course, this is not the first time that I've shared a wank with Caligula,
as he
helped me with some training
during last year's Masturbation Month.
On a side note, can you believe that it took until
Episode #19
of the podcast for my studio to finally be sullied with such naughtiness. Not
for lack of trying for some of my guests, Felicia, in particularly, has been
very keen to get naughty on both of her visits!
Fap #13
This sex club had a giant whooping sign on the wall saying "Masturbation" so I
figured I really ought to obey,
Perhaps that should be a policy for Masturbation Month? If I see something
that says 'Masturbation", I am obliged to do so, regardless of whether it had
been in my plans or not. How does that sound?
Fortunately, I was very much in the mood for some self-pleasuring,
especially after I spotted that my favourite swinger couple, the Chouxs, were also engaging in some naughty time at that very same club.
I strategically positioned myself as close to them as I could in order to
get a great view of Charles pounding Aurelie from behind whilst I fingered
myself silly.
Having cum whilst watching a pair of dear friends fuck hard, I decided to retire to a more personal space for my most recent fap, as of writing this.
That's not say that watching them was not satisfying enough to quench my thirst for pleasure. No, quite the opposite, actually. They turned me on so much that I needed to go again. I just didn't want to have to put up with being pestered y horny guys whilst doing #14.