Wet and Juicy

Splashing around at a very wet JUICE! last night.

I fully endorse having a dance pool in the middle of the dancefloor during these heatwave days! In fact, I would actively encourage more places to provide such a fine cool of service.

Festive Juice

OK, not feeling quite so out of place at Juice as I was the other night at Minus 11. Actually, I was feeling very at home with Juice having gone all in with the festive theme, complete with faux snow billowing down from ceiling throughout the evening. That's something that I can fully get behind!

On top of that, we were treated to a set of festive remixes by Perrie; someone who takes a lot of pride in being the only DJ to spin at a community event in recent times and not earn my ire for playing a totally inappropriate selection of music. She gets the assignment and delivers something that pairs well with a party's theme. Take note other DJs - be more like Perrie.

Pink Juice!

It makes me so happy to see Juice! embracing the Pink October theme by transforming their club for the entire month to be bathed in pink. It's easy for me to get on my soap box and preach about Breast Cancer Awareness but having major clubs like this get onboard makes such a difference because they simply get so much more visibility than my social media posts will.

However, it's important that there is genuine intent behind such actions. It's very easy to just be performative about it. To just do something superficially because it appears to be the right thing to do. But all of that needs to be followed up with genuine change otherwise it all becomes meaningless.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not suggestion for a second that Juice! of that. I feel like they are genuinely supportive of the cause and doing it for the right reasons. But I've seen plenty of clubs over the years who are just jumping on bandwagons in an attempt to get some attention.

So please, if you are a club owner and want to support Breast Cancer Awareness Month, by all means go for it.  But also try to think of what message you are actually trying to send. Think about what you are actually trying to achieve. And think about how the whole movement is more than just a colour.

You Got(h) That Vibe

Apparently. it's World Goth Day. Thanks to Clara for pointing that out over on Twitter. Despite my propensity for wearing black lipstick and nail polish, it's not a scene that I've ever been a part of. It does a certain vibe that I do find attractive though , which is why I challenged myself to goth it up for my evening out at Juice.

And, if this vibe is not for you, don't worry, the black highlights and tips in my hair will wash out in a few days,  so I've not done anything too radical. Come next week, my familiar red hair will be back in full force, probably with a few pink highlights, but we'll see how the mood takes me.

The cake is not a lie

Sorry for the recent radio silence. Life has a funny way of throwing things at you with little to no warning which can upset even the best laid plans. Which means my only partially laid plans have no chance of surviving such tumultuous times!

As such, I've got a few things to post from a few weeks ago, which have delayed due to me being distracted by life and its various challenges. The first of which is some pics that I took a couple week's ago at Oliver Cream's birthday night at Juice. 

But, before I get to that, I should address the elephant in the room... Yes, it is Masturbation Month and I'm very aware that I've not kicked off any sort of Masturbation Challenge yet. Like I said, life is very good at getting in the way of things and between disruptions that have already occurred and things that I know will be coming up, I know that I'm not going to be able to dedicate myself to it in the usual way that I like. I will try to do something though. I'm just not sure what yet. Stay tuned though.

Anyway,  back to Oli's birthday, which was the sort of occasion that I figured would be perfect to model my 'hottest outfit' winning outfit for. Just with a small tweak to include some panties because, it is one thing to flash between my legs on a nice and secure photoset, and something altogether to do it in a heaving night club.

Unfortunately, I didn't manage to grab myself a slice of Oli's boob birthday cake, which, let's be honest, was one of the main reasons that I didn't want to miss this event. As a consolation, I did get to dance the night away with the likes of Jerome, Jess and Chris. Although, perhaps I should be blaming them for distracting me from my real goal of getting me some of that sweet, sweet cake.

Juicy Halloween

A quick break this month's pink programming to acknowledge my first Halloween party of this year's spooky season. It's not the 'big one', so no dressing up for me. You'll have to wait until next week's mega party to see that... assuming I can actually come up with a costume that I can put together in less than a week. I find it hard enough to come up with one idea so 2 in the space of less than a week is totally out of the question.

And I'm actually glad that I didn't dress up for this one because I spent most of my evening at Juice dancing with the gorgeous Reena Rain, who was looking incredible in her Playboy bunny outfit. No way  I can compete with that sort of raw sexiness so better not to try. 

Especially since I have come to the conclusion that she is in fact a goddess who walks amongst us. The crowd on the dancefloor literally parted for her as she strode out in all her glory. Just no point trying to compete with divinity. At least she saved me from propping up the bar all by myself though.

All of that being said, there were plenty of other great costumes on display. None as fucking hot as Reena's but still great in their own way. I, in particular, liked Perrie's Wednesday Adams outfit. I feel like we could be seeing a lot of those this year. As someone suggested to me; Wednesday will be this year's Harley Quinn. I don't doubt that for a second!

Other costumes appeared to literally just be a hat and not else. So not as much kudos for those.

Peril of the Dancefloor

A girlies's night out with the delightful Reena at Juice's 2nd Anniversary party.

I know compliments like this can be thrown around quite casually but Reena genuinely is one of the nicest people you could ever hope to meet. You could say that she is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. Which is to say, extremely!

That said, she was a bit of a menace tonight. Flailing her brand new bag around as we danced, she bopped more than one fellow guest on the head when they strayed a little too close for their own safety. 

Thankfully, being fully away of the peril that I faced, I was able to dodge any rogue swings and my head remained unbopped all night long.

Juicy Lessons

So last night was a very educational stop by at Juice for their end of 2023 party.

First of all, no your eyes do not deceive you; that is in fact Ember wearing clothes! I know, I had to do a double take too as I was sure that my eyes must have been playing tricks on me. Or perhaps someone who just bares a striking resemblance to her. I can assure you that it was the real McCoy though and evidence that she isn't completely allergic to clothing.

That said, when she twirled round, it quickly became apparent that she was still going sans certain garments that one would use to conceal their modesty. 

But still, merely having her bum hanging out and giving nearby guests the occasional flash of her pussy lips and neatly trimmed pubes is far more reserved than you would normally get from her. I'll point to her outfit (or lack there of) at the recent Christmas party as evidence of that.

So yeah, first thing I learned was that Emmy does own and can wear clothes if she really wants to.

Then, moving on to the other thing that I learned; whilst nibbling on one of the rather yummy cock lollies, I was amazed to discover that they have a heart shaped pattern running down the core of them. I suppose that, since I normally suck and lick them, the pattern gets a bit lost as the different layers smudge together. 

On this occasion, however, I clean bit the top off, leaving me with a nice, sharp cross section to examine. And, let me tell you, it was a mind blown moment. 

It was also a unfortunately embarrassing moment as it was right then that I met a photographer that I've been talking to about doing a photoshoot with for the very first time. Can you imagine what he must have been thinking when he came upon me staring in wonder at a cock shaped lolly?

I mean, if you've seen Mr Snow's photos (and if you haven't, you really should because they are gorgeous) then you'll know that some of them can be very adult so it's not like it would have been too shocking for him.

But when meeting in person for the first time, you want to make the right impression and, despite my desperate attempt to destroy the evidence by scoffing it as fast as I could without giving myself brain freeze, I'm fearful that I might have given him a very wrong idea of what sort of person I am. Oh well...

I suppose I then learned a third something, which is that he is a fellow fan of coffee. Although we have very different philosophies on how to take it. I like it white and sweet, and I won't make any apologies for that!

And that's it; all the things I learned last night at Juice. Not bad going, huh?