Juicy Lessons

So last night was a very educational stop by at Juice for their end of 2023 party.

First of all, no your eyes do not deceive you; that is in fact Ember wearing clothes! I know, I had to do a double take too as I was sure that my eyes must have been playing tricks on me. Or perhaps someone who just bares a striking resemblance to her. I can assure you that it was the real McCoy though and evidence that she isn't completely allergic to clothing.

That said, when she twirled round, it quickly became apparent that she was still going sans certain garments that one would use to conceal their modesty. 

But still, merely having her bum hanging out and giving nearby guests the occasional flash of her pussy lips and neatly trimmed pubes is far more reserved than you would normally get from her. I'll point to her outfit (or lack there of) at the recent Christmas party as evidence of that.

So yeah, first thing I learned was that Emmy does own and can wear clothes if she really wants to.

Then, moving on to the other thing that I learned; whilst nibbling on one of the rather yummy cock lollies, I was amazed to discover that they have a heart shaped pattern running down the core of them. I suppose that, since I normally suck and lick them, the pattern gets a bit lost as the different layers smudge together. 

On this occasion, however, I clean bit the top off, leaving me with a nice, sharp cross section to examine. And, let me tell you, it was a mind blown moment. 

It was also a unfortunately embarrassing moment as it was right then that I met a photographer that I've been talking to about doing a photoshoot with for the very first time. Can you imagine what he must have been thinking when he came upon me staring in wonder at a cock shaped lolly?

I mean, if you've seen Mr Snow's photos (and if you haven't, you really should because they are gorgeous) then you'll know that some of them can be very adult so it's not like it would have been too shocking for him.

But when meeting in person for the first time, you want to make the right impression and, despite my desperate attempt to destroy the evidence by scoffing it as fast as I could without giving myself brain freeze, I'm fearful that I might have given him a very wrong idea of what sort of person I am. Oh well...

I suppose I then learned a third something, which is that he is a fellow fan of coffee. Although we have very different philosophies on how to take it. I like it white and sweet, and I won't make any apologies for that!

And that's it; all the things I learned last night at Juice. Not bad going, huh?