Monday, 1 June 2026

Fap Wrap-up


Welp, even though it has been a slightly understated Masturbation Month for me this year, especially compared to the last few years for which I have gone all in on it, I suppose, now that it has come to an end, I should do an end of month wrap-up.

So, what I can tell you is that I did keep a little diary of my faps and that I made myself cum a grand total of 16 times during May. Not too shabby for a 31 day month. I mean, that's better than one fap every other day. Some ways short of when I passed 50 a couple of years back but still not bad.

A few more little stats for you; there were a further 2 occasions when I played with myself but didn't bring myself to climax. And, of the 16 times I did climax, 10 of those were with the aid of toys. I don't think anyone will be fainting from shock at the revelation that I like playing with my Lovenses!

And I would like to mention that, although the month was relatively quiet, I did try to go out on a high but visiting a bukkake party on the last day of the month. It was a completely spontaneous visit but, if you think about it, what is better for Masturbation Month than a circle of guys jerking off around some cum-drenched hottie who is likely also fingering herself?

I've also not exactly been shy over the years in admitting that getting properly bukkaked it a filthy fantasy of mine that I've never really felt like I've been able to tick off my bucket list so I will take any available opportunity to try to right that wrong.


Sadly, whilst there was plenty of sexual activity going on at this bukkake party, none of it involved what I would call real bukkake. It was actually just a bunch of couples enjoying filthy, animalistic sex. Which is nice and all, and I won't complain at being able to perv on it for a little while, but it was not what I had gone there looking for.

I did think about just rubbing one out whilst watching all the fucking in the hope that a few guys might just impromptu cum on me but I found that, even while just sitting there watching, the guys that did hit on me were really only after a quick booty call and nothing else. 

In truth, I really didn't feel comfortable playing with myself around them so, in the end, I just moved along without managing to add any last minute faps to my total. The last thing I wanted was to have to deal with pushy guys who think that just because partially undressed and I'm getting myself off, that that is a free invitation for them to try and put their dicks inside me.

Cum on me, yes! Dick inside me, no! It's only a fine line between the two scenarios but a very important line, nonetheless.


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