Big dick archaeology

"Hey Amanda, are you thinking what I'm thinking? One giant stone dick for you and one giant stone dick for me!"

"Or maybe we could just share this one? Seems like one of these big stone dicks is more than enough dick for both of us actually..."

"On second thoughts, there's no way that either of us are going to be able to take any of these dicks! They are fucking huge! Look, the head of this cock is like twice the size of my head!"