Showing posts with label Masturbation Challenge. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Masturbation Challenge. Show all posts

Sunday, 1 June 2025

Masturbation Challenges Roundup


Just a very quick final roundup of my Masturbation Month Challenges now that the month has come to an end.

Unfortunately, the last few days of the month were pretty hectic for me, which left me with little time to attempt any of the remaining two challenges. The Slow Build bonus challenge, in particular, was never likely to happen as I don't think I had a spare 30 mins to myself at all during those days.

Regardless, that still left me sitting on a very respectable 18/20 for my final score.


Although I really would have liked to get the full house, I set myself a minimum target of getting 15, so I'm not going to be disappointed as I comfortably beat that total. And I've also had a lot of fun with these challenges. Definitely a much more rewarding experience than when I've simply gone for quantity over quality for previous Masturbation Month Challenges.

My main goal this year was to encourage myself to be a little bit adventurous and experimental, maybe trying a few things for the first time. That aspect of it was what I really found most rewarding. Indeed, I now have a subscription to Bloom Stories because I found listening to their erotic audiobooks so arousing and I also have a newfound interest in trying different types of lube to discover whether they can help me achieve different types of stimulation. Just two examples of things that I wouldn't even be thinking about if it weren't for these challenges.

Involving the community was also something I really enjoyed. Although there were a few other ways I would have liked to do that, such as giving people the opportunity to get me off in under 5 mins for the Quickie by controlling one of my toys, I'm still thrilled that so many peeps took part in my polls and helped shape my masturbation experiences. 

Now, I just need to work out for next year's instalment, how to get a few other keen masturbates to join in with whatever challenge I come up with in order to truly get the community involved. Wouldn't it be wonderful to perhaps have little leaderboard with some friendly competition? I think so, any way...

Thursday, 29 May 2025

Masturbation Challenges Week #4 Progress Report


Not quite the end of Masturbation Month yet but the end of week #4 does mean the last full week. I'm not quite ready to give the final score yet because I do still have a few days to try and tick off the last few remaining challenges on my checklist.

Another 4 completed this week means there are just 2 remaining and they are both bonus challenges, so that means I've already got a full house for the regularly challenges and I've also managed to complete the Stimulation category.

For this week's recap, lets start with one that I thought would be super easy but then actually found myself scratching my head over. New Horizons should be pretty straightforward, right? Just fap in a room that I've never fapped in before. Then I started to think about it and. turns out I've fapped in a lot of different places. In the end, it occurred to me that the one room I hadn't covered so far was the kitchen so yeah, got that one ticked off.

Another easy one that I'd been hanging on to was Controlled. I always had it as a back up plan that I could use the control link section of the Lovense's Discord server to let someone take control of a masturbation session, but I was kind of keen to let someone talk me through touch myself. Like a 'Jerk Off' Instruction but for a woman. Does that even have an established name? Like 'Rub One Out Instruction'? 

Whatever you want to call it, I didn't manage to find anyone so instead I took advantage of Lovense's latest Discord Orgy and synced up with 52,000 other masturbaters to allow the 'celebrity' controller to bring us all off together.

Now on to the headline challenge for this week. For my Tool Time challenge, the community choose for me to get some Cream Cum Lube to try out as a new sex aid that I've never used before. Honestly, I expected to it to be pretty shitty lube that was just a bit gimmicky, But when I was using it to help me dildo fuck myself, I actually found that it did a really good job. I might even have to write a full review for it. And yes, I did drizzle it on my tits and face while I was fucking myself because why the fuck wouldn't I?!


Last but not least for this week, yet another theoretically quick and easy one to complete. And I do mean quick because it was Quickie. All that was needed for that one was a furious bit of finger fucking while pressing one of my vibrators firmly against my clit as it ran through my favourite pattern for giving me quick and intense orgasms. 

And that's it for week #4. Let's see if I can tick either of those 2 remaining bonus goals off in the last few days. Having already failed one of them twice It might haunt me if I can't get it done. And the other one is another pretty one if I'm prepared to go my backup route of controlling some random's Lovense toy. The only problem... these remaining days are all looking pretty busy so finding the time might be a challenge...

Thursday, 22 May 2025

Masturbation Challenges Week #3 Progress Report


Another week of fapping completed and another 5 challenges ticked off on my Masturbation Month checklist. And, just like last week, its 4 challenges and a bonus that I've completed, which brings me to a total of 14 out of 20 challenges completed.

Of added significance is that I have now managed to complete my first full group of challenges by ticking off everything in the Sensations group. So that's a nice little milestone to have been able to reach with still plenty of time left in the month.

And, as I look at the remaining challenges, still plenty of fairly straightforward ones to go so I think I could be on for a big score here. Possibly even a full house! 

Don't forget that I've got a poll running over on Twitter for how I will complete the Tool Time challenge so don't forget to vote in that if you haven't already.


Now onto the recap to catch you up on last weeks successful challenges...

The first one that I knocked out, both literally and figuratively, was Deprivation. Now, this one might be a little controversial because I had to improvise a little since I don't have a proper blind fold. Instead, I put on me Meta Quest headset while it was switched off and then put my noise-cancelling headphones over the top of that, which did a pretty could job of cutting me off from the outside world while I fingering myself. 

It was an interesting experience. Nothing that will redefine how I masturbate going forwards but it was noticeable how it heightened the way I could focus on what I was feeling down there without any outside distractions. Of course, it wasn't total sensory deprivation since I was still very much aware that I was lying on my bed. Unfortunately, I don't have one of those fancy tanks laying around my house.


Next on my list was the winner of my Hot and Cold challenge. The verdict of the Twitter poll was that I should play with ice cubes on my nipples while masturbating. A very welcome result given how hot the weather has been of late. Perfect conditions for really emphasising the cold against my nipples. They are always sensitive but, as soon as the ice went one, they began super sensitive and hard as fuck. Once all the ice cubes had melted, I clipped on my vibrating nipple clamps once again and focused on finishing myself off with both hands between my legs instead of just one.

That then opened up the possibility of me going for the Hot or Cold Bonus challenge, which I duly tackled the following day. I obviously had to go for something hot this time and, since my heated rabbit vibrator finished a close 2nd in my Twitter poll, it only seemed fair that that should be the method by which I went about this challenge and I gave mussy pussy a good fucking with my Lovense Osci 3.

Get Wet is one of those that I really could try whenever I fancy. Masturbating in the shower really is pretty easy to get done. It was really just a case of me holding onto this one for a day when I didn't really want to have to put too much effort into getting any organised. In the end, I saw a Twitter post from Cheyenne of some pics of her fucking one of her dildos in the shower and figured that was probably the impetuous I needed to get it dome. So I grabbed my suctioned thrusting dildo (Lovense Gravity) next time I hopped in the shower and warmed myself with some nice fingering before sticking my dildo to the shower partition and letting it fuck me from behind. 

And lastly, to round out the week yesterday, I completed another one of those super simple ones that require zero preparation. For Switch It Up, I just had to change position or technique every minute. So I set a repeating timer on my phone that would notify me of when each minute was up and then alternated back and forth between using one of my toys and my hands. Id very much enjoyed switching between blasting my clit with my Domi wand for a minute and then spending the next minute curling my fingers instead myself to scritch at my G-spot.

I'll round out by saying that, as much as it shames me to do so, I must confess that I also had another failed attempt at the Slow Burn Bonus challenge. This time, instead of not being able to make it to the end, I lost track of exactly how long I had been edging for and was surprised by how quickly my alarm started going off. Suffice it to say, I was not close enough to climax to be able to reasonably claim that I managed to cum on time so hopefully third time will be the charm for that one.


Wednesday, 21 May 2025

Choose a lube


Last day of week #3 of my Masturbation Month Challenge but I'm already looing forward to week #4. You'll have to wait until tomorrow to get my challenge progress with the usual little recap on how I've ticked off each completed challenge. Instead, I'm looking forwards, not backwards, right now. That's right, I've got another poll running over on Twitter to let my followers pick my proverbial poison.

Right now, you can vote for what sort of lube I'll order to use for my Tool Time challenge. I had posed the question about whether anyone had any good suggestions. Either there aren't any lube afficionados out there or they are all too shy to admit to what sort of kinky products they are using behind closed doors, so I needn't receive any feedback on that query.

Not to worry though. I just went mooching on Lovehoney to see what choices they have and I produced a short list of three lubes for you to pick from; 
There was a fourth option to interested; Cooling Strawberry Mint Nipple Balm. Not lube but close enough to satisfy the spirit of the challenge which is to try some sort of new product, whether it be a lube, lube or whatever. Sadly, that is a moot point since it was out of stock and I'm in a bit of a hurry to get this poll done due to me needing to order in whichever one wins. 

Voting ends tomorrow night at midnight (UK time) so what are you waiting for! Get over there and get voting!


Thursday, 15 May 2025

Masturbation Challenges Week #2 Progress Report


It sure has been an eventful fapping week for me, so strap in and let's see where I stand with my Masturbation Month Challenges at the end of week #2...

In total, I managed to add 5 ticks to be challenge checklist - 4 challenges, as well as my first bonus challenge - which bring me to a grand total of 9 completed challenges. 

Just about halfway through the month and roughly half the challenges done puts me nicely on track to get as many done as possible. Especially since there are still a bunch of fairly easy ones available.

So let's have a quick recap on those 5 completed challenges from this week...

The first one I ticked off was Foreplay. I got myself nice and aroused ahead of vibing my clit by spending 15 minutes pleasuring my boobs. After some initial touching and nipple pinching, I got really seriously by clipping on my vibrating nipple clamps (Lovense Gemini), which teased me nicely while i continued to fondle and grope my chest. I was very aroused by the time I eventually allowed myself to go downstairs.

After completing that one, I had a little bit of downtime whilst I had a poll running to see which one I'd do next. Out of the contenders, Morning Glory and Get Wet surged into an early lead. I was finding it really hard to hold off on fapping until that poll ended so I sneakily went for one of the two challenges that was already seemingly out of contention. 

I've been eager to try Bloom Stories for a while now but every time I've gone for a look, I've been put off by the price. They do offer some free samples though so I used those to complete my Imagine challenge. Of course, I took advantage of the option to sync Lovense toys to each story's pre-set pattern for maximum immersion with that erotic tale. 

Unfortunately, the free samples tend to cut off before the action gets really heated, but listening to a couple of them was sufficient to get the job done. And, I have to say, I was very impressed by the quality of the stories and, more so, the performances of the voice actors. Very hot and steamy indeed. Just a bit expensive if you are not going to be a regular listener. Anyway, this isn't a product review so moving on...

The following day, I was then able to take on the challenge selected by my poll. Despite a late comeback from Get Wet, Morning Glory held on for the win. I've already gone into a decent amount of detail on that one so I won't bore you by repeating how I finger fucked myself first thing on Sunday morning

Finally, another couple of challenges that I have already told in great detail. In case you missed it, a birthday hook-up with my gay crush, Emmy, allowed me to tick off the Mutual challenge as we can our sex marathon but watching each other masturbate. 

Even better, Emmy managed to hang on long enough for us to cum at the same time, thus completing the Mutual bonus challenge for a nice 2 for 1. I know I said last week that each session should only be eligible for one challenge but I should have clarified that bonus goals would be fair game to go for at the same time.

That brings us completely up to date, although, for the sake of completeness, it's also worth mentioning that I also made an attempt at the Slow Burn bonus challenge. Shockingly, I failed at that because of some outside inference. Don't worry, I'll be going again for it soon enough... 

That's all for this week but don't forget to drop by my Hot or Cold poll on Twitter to vote for how I'll take on the Hot or Cold challenge next week. There have been plenty of votes so far but still plenty to play for. Your vote could be decisive so don't miss out!


Wednesday, 14 May 2025

Choose my Hot or Cold fate


As promised, here's another chance for you to participate in guiding my Masturbation Month. However, this time, instead of letting the community choose which challenge I'll do next, I'm giving you the chance to decide how I'll be completing one of my challenges.

The challenge in question is the Hot or Cold challenge, which basically requires me to introduce an element of either hot or cold into a masturbation session (or 2 sessions if I want to go for the bonus goal as well).

So I've given you 4 choices to choose from:-
  • A heated rabbit vibrator (my Lovense Osci 3)
  • Ice cubes on my nipples
  • Warming lube
  • Cooling lube
If you want to have your say on which of these I should use, voting is taking place over on Twitter. Hit the link below to go there. Polls will close on Saturday evening so you've got just under 3 days to have your say.

VOTE NOW


Tuesday, 13 May 2025

The best birthday gift


I didn't mention it in yesterday's post here, but when I put something similar up on Twitter, I did include a comment about taking a day of from all my Masturbation Month-fuelled fapping to just enjoy the simple things for my birthday, such as that nice delicious ice cream I treated myself to at the city by the sea.

That genuinely was my intent; to not think about ticking off any challenges. But I also had one other intent, which was to enjoy an intimate birthday smooch with Emmy. I'd caught her earlier in the day but she was... ahem... already occupied. So I had to make do with a promise that I would get one later in the day. 

Morning turned into afternoon, which in turn turned into evening. Still no word from her and I was starting to get anxious that my birthday wish was going to go ungranted. Then as the night drew in, she finally showed up at my place. Not a single second was wasted as we passionately kissed. Whether she was expecting it or not, I had my heart set on far more than just a kiss though. 

With all of my posting and talking about Masturbation Month, my horniness levels have been off the charts recently. Add to that that, over the last week or so, I've repeatedly caught Emmy in the act with other women, and had to watch jealously as they've been able to enjoy her. Well, that has made my gay crush on her swell to epic proportions. There was no way that I wasn't going to take advantage of finally having her all to myself. She was the birthday present I had been craving and I was going to unwrap her.

I slyly untied the knots of her bikini top before moving onto her shorts. I took my time though. Savouring every moment as I unbuckled her belt, popped the button and then ever so slowly drew the zip down. As they fell to Emmy's ankles, she was naked in my arms. Something that shouldn't have come as any sort of surprise given her aversion to wearing knickers. But, in that moment, it was a shock to me. I'd spent all day playing out in my head how sexy it would be to undress her that I completely forgot about her particular lifestyle choice. 

It also left me with less unwrapping to do than I had been anticipating. I'm glad that I savoured it as much as I did but, if my brain had been more engaging, I would have taken even more time over removing just the two layers that Emmy was wearing. What was done was done though , meaning it was now time to make ourselves a little more comfortable. Taking her hand in my, I led her across my living room and plopped my bum down on the couch, pulling her down on top of me to continue our smooch.

As soon as Emmy landed on my lap, I could feel her wetness. My already high horniness instantly shot through the roof. All doubt in my mind was dispelled at that moment. She wasn't leaving until we'd cum together.

Now, if you've kept track of my descent through Em-curiosity and now into Em-sexuality, you'll know that we can only hook up when Emmy redeems one of the limited number of special vouchers that I've granted her. Luckily, I just so happened to have a spare one which was floating around the house, which somehow (don't ask me how), found its way into her hands. Immediately redemption of it followed and, with that small obstacle out of the way, we could get on with enjoying ourselves.

But how would we be enjoying ourselves? I already had a little something in mind, which is where we come back to my failure to take a day off from my Masturbation Month Challenges. 

Of course, I was still fully clothed at this point, so I needed to do something about that. A nice little striptease for Emmy? Sounds delightful! I plopped her off to the side so I could get to my feet and do a little dance for her. As soon as I turned to face her, she was already touching herself between her legs. It was at the very moment that the final piece of the jigsaw fell into place.

I explained the plan to her; she was going to continue pleasuring herself while watching me undress. Then, once I was naked, I would touch myself too. We would get ourselves off while watching each other. And, this is a very important part, if she could hold off on cumming until we could climax together, her reward would be to do whatever she wanted with me after that.

And so, the undressing began. First, I unbuckled my belt and let my loose skirt fall to the floor, revealing my cute panda panties that I was wearing underneath. Then, gripping the hem of my t-shirt, I slowly pulled it up. I really took my time to draw out the reveal of my matching panda bra.

Emmy couldn't resist commenting on how cute my undies were, which sparked naughty thoughts in my head that would guide where we went from here. I quizzed her on what she thought was cuter; me or my undies. Not surprisingly, she said me. Which was a shame for her because, if she had chosen my undies, I would have taken them off there and then to give to her as a gift. By not choosing them, they would stay on for now.

Now don't think that that was going to delay us moving on to the masturbation phase of this little challenge. Oh no... Instead, my right hand simply slipped inside my panties, my fingers brushing across my damp slit before curling up inside myself to begin rubbing at my G-spot


We had barely begun and Emmy was already expressing doubts about whether she could hang on much longer. That girl just loves to cum but I implored her to hang in there as it would be worth it. I didn't do her any favours though by then unhooking my bra and letting it slowly slide off my body in its own time.

As I purposefully fingered myself with my right hand, my right bra strap started to slip from my shoulder, exposing my right nipple. Then, as my bra slipped further and further, my left nipple came into sight. I'm pretty sure that it was almost too much for Emmy but I urged to just keep edging for a little longer.

She promised to do her best but the hardest test of her will was yet to come. With my bra now discarded, it was now time to do something about my panties. Before removing them, I want to really tease Emmy. My left hand pulled the fabric to one side to bare the sight of a pair of my fingers on my right hand buried deep in my greedy cunt.

Emmy only got a brief flash of that sight before I released my hold on my panties to free up my left hand to join my right hand in slipping under the waistband of my panties. While my right hand continued to relentlessly frig myself off, my left middle finger settled on top of my throbbing clit and began circling it.

Working double handed on myself forced my panties to start to slip from my hips. As they gradually slipped down my thighs, Emmy pleaded with me to let her cum. I was close myself now so I gave her the instruction that she had been dying to receive. I ordered her to cum for me just as I felt myself on the brink of orgasm.

We timed it perfectly and climaxed simultaneously. Emmy orgasmed especially hard from all the edging that I had forced her to endure. As she embraced the orgasmic release, she sprayed her pussy juices all over my chest as I was showered in an eruption of her squirt. I was oblivious though. Too caught up in my own orgasm as I collapsed backwards onto the floor when the full force of my climax turned my body to jelly. Not quite the fountain of squirt that Emmy produced, a small trickle of creamy cum oozed out of my cunt while I quivered on the floor.

I'd made her work for it but Emmy had succeeded in holding out long enough for me to, not only be able to tick the Mutual challenge off on my challenge checklist, but also its associated bonus challenge of cumming together. As I mentioned before, her reward for helping me like this, would be to do whatever she wanted with me...


Honestly, I had no idea what to expect next. Initially, I don't think either of us were really in any sort of  state to think further ahead than simply catching our breaths and coming down from our orgasmic highs. Especially Emmy, who had apparently, as she would later tell me, climaxed harder than she had in ages. Just a little bit of a humble brag there for you.

That said, it was Emmy who was the first to start to come to her senses as she slithered down from the couch to lay her naked body on top of mine. Still, we just lay there for a little bit in each other's arms, exchanging the occasional kiss, but mostly just recovering. The thought definitely crossed my mind that this was it for this little bit of lewdness. I genuinely didn't know if Emmy had any interest in claiming her prize after she had cum that hard and violently.

Then again, this is Emmy Fatale we are talking about. As I often like to remind her; she is absolutely insatiable and I really should have known better than to doubt her appetite, especially when there is the rare chance to do whatever she wants to me. Those opportunities only come along once in a blue moon so should not be frittered away.

Emmy's intentions were made clear soon enough as she wriggled back down my wet, squirt covered body and planted a deep kiss on my engorged clit before sinking her tongue deep inside my creamy cunt.

The pleasure was so overwhelming for me. All I could do was lay there whimpering while she smeared her face in my folds and then suckled on my bud. I was putty in her hands, pleading with her not to stop.

Not only did she not stop, she slid two fingers inside me to scritch at my soft walls. My slickened pussy offered no resistance as it welcomed her digits inside me. I groaned and arched my back pushing my pussy up into her face, smearing even more mess on her. And then her fingers withdrew. 

I begged her to keep going. She was far from done with me though. Her fingers split; one sliding back inside my cunt and the other pushing its way inside my tight backdoor. Something I was not expecting and was not at all ready for. It felt good nevertheless.


And here in the story is where we need to rewind a little. You see, although Emmy had been occupied when I found her earlier in the day, she did find a moment to give me my birthday gift from her. She obviously knows me well because her gift was a rather nice vibrating buttplug.

Now, jump back to us writhing on my living room floor; her fingering probing my asshole, what better time for me to try out the latest addition to my collection. I handed it to Emmy suggesting as much. Her eyes lit up with enthusiasm. 

It took her a few gentle attempts to ease it inside my tight arse but I eventually accepted it inside myself as it snuggly slid into place once Emmy had managed to get it passed the widest point. Again, I forgot something important here. That it wasn't just a regular buttplug; it was a vibrating buttplug. Something I got a very quick reminder as she turned it on and set it to max power.

My whole body tensed immediately at the sensation of the powerful rumbling vibration deep inside my ass combined with that of her fingers fucking my pussy and her lips nibbling on my clit. It was too much for me to contain and I orgasmed again. This time harder than the first.

The wave of pleasure kept going on and on. I continued to tense and strain, clamping my thighs around Emmy's head to prevent her from pulling her face back from between my legs. She was going nowhere though, Instead, she gave me frenzied slaps and rubs on my clit, which was going crazy with sensitivity. 

Writhing on the floor while whimpering and moaning, there was no end to the shots of electricity sparking through my body. There was no letting up in the intensity of Emmy's stimulation, no matter how much I squirmed, simultaneously not wanting it to end but also desperately trying to get my tingling bean away from her touch to give it some respite from being over stimulated.

My thighs clamped tightly around Emmy again just as I orgasmed for the third time. This one even accompanied by a little bit of squirt of my own. Something I very rarely do! Not as long as the last one though, this one subsider quicker and I went limp on the floor.

Emmy clicked the buttplug off before crawling up alongside me to cradle me in her arms. I lay completely motionless in her embrace, all of my strength spent by two intense, back to back orgasms. She just held me, occasionally stroking my hair and giving me as much time to recover as I needed.

A few minutes passed before I started to rouse from my cum coma and things were still hazy, but I could function enough to move my hand just enough from where it had been lying to press it softly between Emmys legs. She was so fucking wet. Little did I know it at the time because this is another thing I didn't find out until later, but she had also been rubbing herself while gorging on my cunt and somewhere in all of that, she had made herself cum as well. So, if you are keeping score that's 3 orgasms to me and 2 to Emmy so far...

The tip of my thumb tickled her throbbing bean, which was every bit as swollen as mine. Apart from that subtle movement, the only other sign of any life in me was the rising and falling of my chest as I was still breathing heavily.

Tickling turned into circling and rubbing. My thumb pressed down with a little more pressure as I felt her bean pulsing at my touch. It was now Emmy's turn to wriggle and squirm. She begged me to do something that I had never done before. She begged me to kiss and lick her aching clit. I had been saving tasting between her legs for the first time for a special occasion. And, if my birthday isn't special, I don't know what is.

The thrill of hearing her pleading with me to give her the treat of my face between her legs was enough to give me a second wind. Groggily at first, my body started to rouse itself. I levered myself up onto my knees, clinging onto the edge of my couch to keep me upright. Next, I pulled Emmy up after me and pushed her up onto the couch itself. She spread her legs wide to welcome me in.

I didn't just dive right in though. To tease her, I kissed her along her left inner thigh and then along her right inner thigh. Only then was it finally time for me to taste Emmy's juices directly from the source for the first ever time. I was trembling with both nerves and excitement. 

Not really knowing what I was doing, I was tentative at first. Cautiously, I flicked her bean with my tongue. Her whimper indicated that she liked that so more flicks followed. And then another kiss. And another. Then my lips sealed against her skin. My eyes closed and I suckled on her for all I was worth.

Growing in confidence, I did as I usually tend to do in these situations and started by trying things that I know I like in the hope that others will like it too. So a pair of my fingers disappeared deep inside her, reaching for her G-spot. Emmy whimpering and moaning got me so turned on and that gave me even greater confidence that I was doing OK.


To make things a little easier for myself, I pushed her further back on the couch so that I could join her on it. 

Before I could dive back in, Emmy splayed her lips open to invite my tongue inside but I made her wait a moment. Instead, I pressed my tongue lightly against her anus, swirled it around and then drew it up across her spread lips and back to her pulsing bean for another loving suck. Emmy desperately tried to get some leverage to hump my face but it was too late. My lips withdrew and my tongue repeated its journey from her ass hole to her bean. This time I finished with a furious barrage of tongue flicks up and down across her bean.

Emmy squirmed frantically in response to my tongue blitzing her bean. her screams of delight encouraging me to finally give her what she had been craving. My tongue curled up and pushed inside her sticky cunt. Her hips bucked and more squirt erupted in my face as that made her almost immediately cum.

Unperturbed by being sprayed with her sex juice, I gorged myself on her delicious pussy, trying my best to keep her pinned in place while she struggled to control her own body. Not content with just licking at her, I was eager to give her even more stimulation to contend. A single finger pressed against her anus. All of her pussy juices that had dribbled down provided wonderful lubrication to allow it to ease right into her greedy bum hole. 

Emmy went cross eyed and mumbled incoherent sounds while I finger fucked her ass and ate out her pussy. I wasn't sure if she was cumming again or if she was still riding the last one. It didn't matter, I just kept doing what I was doing and she was going wild for it.

Eventually, she did begin to calm down though so I eased back until I stopped altogether. As I came up for some air, I heard a faint voice order me to kiss her. Before doing that, I swirled my tongue around between her legs to gather up as much of her juice as possible. I then held that in my mouth as I crawled up the length of her sweat body and shared it with her via a deep and passionate kiss.

We lingered in the kiss for a while before just flopping into each other's arms. Tired, wet and both very content. It was only now that I got a true idea of how many times Emmy had cum while I was between her legs. She said at least 3 times, maybe 4. It was hard to tell if there were two really quick ones in there or just one really long one that went on and on. Either way, I was pretty proud of my handiwork. Not at all bad for someone who hadn't dabbled in eating out another woman for almost a decade and, even then, it really was literally just a very quick dabble.


It was very late by this point so I seemed like we had gone as far as the night would take us but there's a reason that I haven't given you the final cum count yet. As we bantered about the filth that we had just gotten up to, I playfully reminded Emmy that my ass was still plugged with the present that she had gifted me. I never crossed my mind that that would only encourage her to quickly turn the vibrations back on! I should have known better...

Those rumbles deep in my guts felt so good.  I pleaded with her to either turn it off immediately or get to work on giving me orgasm number 4. I'm not sure if she took a moment to decide which way to go just to tease me or whether she didn't realise how serious I was being. Something I proved by starting to hump her thigh with my sticky slit while she kept me waiting.

Thankfully she did not keep me hanging on for too long. Propping me back up right, she spread my legs and began to simultaneously furiously finger fuck me and suck on my perky titties. It felt divine to have my pussy, ass and tits all getting intense stimulation at the same time, so it was no surprise when my eyes quickly glazed over and my murmurs and mumbles turned to silence.

Emmy's eyes lit up once again, seeing the signs that I was on the verge of cumming for the 4th time. "Cum for me!", she demanded. I duly obliged. My body violently bucked and spasmed as I climaxed for the final time, Emmy watching gleefully at the fruits of her labour, not turning my buttplug off until I flopped back motionless on my couch. Very content, very spent and very, very wet and sticky. Her and I both.

Thoroughly exhausted, we totted up our final cum counts and shared a parting kiss. In the end, I managed to cum 4 times; once from rubbing myself off and 3 times for Emmy dining out on my pussy. And for Emmy, it was maybe 5 or 6 but she settled on 5 in the end; twice from fingering herself and 3 (although maybe 4) times from my eating her out. Not bad for my first time doing that sort of thing with her. I should probably call it quits and go out on top cos I'm not sure I'll ever be able to match that performance again. Something tells me that Emmy won't allow that though...


Sunday, 11 May 2025

What's the Story?


Generating follower engagement on social media can often seem like the black arts but I've always been up for trying different ways in which to allow followers to become part of my lewd adventures.

And I feel like my current Masturbation Month Challenges are the perfect way to let the community decide my fate. I've said plenty of times that I think it it can be so fucking sexy when you are just along for the ride with someone else in the driving seat. That sort of spontaneity can be so thrilling.

With that in mind, I put up a poll on Twitter yesterday to let everyone else decide which of my challenges I would be taking on this morning. There were to clear leaders early on before one of the pulled away for a comfortable win in the end.

Although, it looked for a while that I might be taking a nice long and lewd shower to freshen up this morning, you all decided that you didn't even want to give me chance to get out of bed. Instead, the Morning Glory challenge required me to begin pleasuring myself within 5 minutes of waking up and before I got out of bed.

Welp, if that's what the community are going to choose for me, then that is what I will do! 


As I roused from my deep sleep to be greeted by the morning light, one of my hands immediately slipped between my legs to begin rubbing myself through my pyjama shorts. That warmed me up nicely and was a very pleasurable way to pull myself out of the drowse haze of still really only being half awake.

Then, when I was feeling a little more conscious, there was nothing left to do except slide those shorts down to my ankles and furious finger the fuck out of myself. Despite my initial stimulation only coming through the fabric of my pyjamas, it was still plenty enough to get my body's natural lubricant flowing ready for my fingers to enter me. And, by the time I was finished, there was a nice little damp patch left on my bed sheets as evidence of successful completion of the Morning Glory task.

For those of you who may be feeling disappointed because you voted for one of the other choices, or those of you who missed the poll altogether, fear not. I've got a few more polls that I'll be throwing up on Twitter over the coming weeks to let you choose how I'll be completing certain challenges, and maybe even the chance become part of a challenge by helping me complete it.

Be sure to follow me over on Twitter and then keep an eye out for those. You don't want to miss out! 

Friday, 9 May 2025

A case of cum sabotage


Would it come as a surprise to you if I were to say that all the recent talk of Masturbation Month and me getting my Masturbation Challenge up and running has left me feeling pretty damn horny?

No? Didn't think so!

So I think I can be forgiven for being more than a little turned on when I stumbled on a truly glorious sight; Emmy face down, ass up, and getting eaten out from behind. 

And things only got better from there as she and her companion began furiously tribbing their wet pussies against each other. I think I can also be forgiven for slyly slipping a hand under my dress and rubbing myself in sync with their sexy gyrations

But wait! Because it got even better yet when Emmy wriggled down between her partner's legs to dine on her juicy pussy lips. Why was that better? Because Ace and I were sat at the bar directly behind her, which gave me a wonderful view of both of her sexy holes as her rear end wiggled in the air.

My pussy got so fucking wet as I edged myself along to the show they were putting on but I never let myself get too close to the brink of cumming. Each time the pressure started to build within, I would pull it back and ease off my rubbing for a little while. It felt so good to tease myself, so I was naturally a little disappointed that I had to call time on my sneaky little fap to go and feed myself when my tummy started to rumble something rotten.

Maybe an hour or so later, I managed to find my way back to the same club again, now nicely fed, of course, and what I beheld almost made me faint...

No, I wasn't surprised that Emmy and Ace were still lingering there. I was, however, shocked that Emmy was now wearing clothes! Yes, actual clothes! That covered up everything! Not even the slightly hint of coochie on display! So un-Emmy-like...

Anyway, since I'd been edging myself all morning and was nicely warmed up, I figured now would actually be a good opportunity to try to tick of another task from my Masturbation Month Challenges. Specifically, the Bonus task for my Slow Build challenge which required me to set a timer for 30 minutes and drawn out the fap as long as possible before trying to time my climax for exactly when the timer hits zero.

What made me think that right then was a good time to do it? Well, a lot of these challenge will likely happen behind closed doors and, let's be real, I could claim that anything happened regardless of whether it did or not. Who is to say that I really complete any of the challenges? You only have my word to go off, after all. With that in mind, why not attempt some of the challenges in an environment where I have a bit of an audience who can vouch for the authenticity of my attempt?

So, I slipped my knickers off from under my dress and handed them to Emmy for safe keeping. You never know who might make off with them if they are left unattended in a public space like this one. Then off came my dress, which I handed over to Ace to hold onto while I got down to business. By which I mean that I set my 30 minute timer and got going.

My plan was to just pace myself to make sure I could go the distance and then, if necessary, just fucking go for it at the end depending on how close I was. That's what I explained to Emmy as she bantered me during the early minutes of the countdown.

And then she asked a curious question. One that I took as her simply trying to tease me. She asked what I would do if she whipped out Ace's cock and started riding it right there in front of me. I playful told her that I'd find it so hot that I would have to rub myself like crazy, no matter how badly I was trying to hold off on cumming. 

We left it at that and the bantering went elsewhere but I did continue to keep her in the loop about how long was left and how badly I wanted to cum even though I knew I had to fight back that urge until my timer hit zero. After edging myself for hours, I wanted to orgasm so badly but I was even more determined to complete my challenge.

Then, when we we down to just 7 minutes left, Emmy began wiggling her sexy ass for my husband. I played it off as her just trying to wind me up. (Sorry, I didn't manage to get any pics of this part because I was pretty occupied with something already so you'll just have to picture it in your head instead!)

As the clock ticked down to 5 minutes, I even called her bluff, telling her that she was running out of time to ride him if she was serious about trying to put me off my game. There was just one small problem for me... it was not a bluff.

As I was desperately trying to delay orgasming for as long as possible, she tugged down Ace's shorts and jumped on his cock, which was obviously already nice and hard from getting to watch his wife rub one out in the middle of a sex club. That's the reason, right? He wouldn't have been turned on for other reasons than just watching me? Right? Right?!

So, with a little over 5 minutes left on the clock, there she was, bouncing up and down on my husband's dick with a massive grin on her face. And, my god... she looked so fucking hot while doing it. It was too much for me. I couldn't hold back any longer. I gave in and went hard on trying to get myself off.

The exact time of my challenge failure escaped me but it was somewhere between 2 mins 40 secs and 2 mins 50 secs left on the clock when I slumped to the ground as my legs went weak and I finally climaxed. I'd managed to get past 27 minutes of the 30 minute target but I just couldn't make it that final couple of minutes. Not with that sort of distraction doing its best to make me fail.


It was a peculiar situation that left me feeling very conflicted. On one hand, I had just cum so fucking hard, which is a good thing. But on the other hand, I felt shame for failing my task when getting so near. And, oh yeah, there was my gay crush fucking my husband right before my eyes!

And you know what? Not only was Emmy not satisfied with riding my husband's cock right in front of me, and then, on top of that, causing me to fail the Masturbation Challenge that I was going for, she added one final insult to injury by also refusing to return my knickers when I asked for them to be returned so I could make make myself look decent.

Actually, no. That was not even the final insult. To add a cherry on top of everything else, whilst still riding my husband, she reached out to me and gleefully ripped my bikini top off leaving me completely starkers while slumped against the glass partition in a post-orgasm stupor. Unbelievable, right?


But I'm not even done yet! I was hardly the only victim of that harlot's mischief making. Poor Ace didn't even get to blow his load after she had been gleefully bouncing up and down on his meaty fuck stick.

Nope, with her mischief complete she hopped off, leaving his throbbing boner waving there in the air, practically pleading to not be abandoned mid-fuck. It was left to me to perform the wifely duties of trying to finish him off. I mean, what wife would want to let her husband get blue-balled? 

And while I was busy, riding and grinding on his dick, Emmy got to enjoy smearing her sticky slit all over his face while he tried his best to lick her out, despite her seemingly being more interested in smothering the poor man to death between her damp thighs. Harlot!

OK, OK, I'll admit... it was fucking hot as we grabbed at each other's tits and shared passionate kisses, all whilst both sitting on my man. Especially when she orgasmed all over Ace's face while I fondled her gorgeous breasts. And then when I got to cum again just a few minutes later.

Yes, yes, yes, that was all very nice. But, even as the three of us snuggled in an post-orgasm embrace, Emmy still refused to return any of my clothes to me. Well, except for my flip flops. But that's hardly enough to placate me. Talk about the walk of shame... I had to head home completely naked. How very shameful indeed. And not even a tick on Masturbation Month Challenges sheet to show for it...

I suppose that is the one positive to come out of it all though... well apart from getting to cum twice... that since I failed the challenge, I will have to have another go at it. Because there's nothing in the rules that it is a one and done deal when attempting a challenge. That's right! I just have to succeed once to tick the challenge off my list but I can have as many attempts as required to get it done. Just so long as it happens before the conclusion of Masturbation Month then taking multiple stabs at it is fair game.

That means you can bet your ass that I'll be having another attempt at this one! And, whilst I never need an excuse to enjoy a good fap, I am more than happy to have an excuse nonetheless. So I'm already looking forward to attempt #2 at the Slow Build bonus challenge, whenever that might be.

Probably sometime when Emmy isn't there to try to sabotage me again!


One final thought, and this might be a tenuous one... since the bed we ended up fucking on was not undercover, I wonder, does this also count towards celebrating National Outdoor Intercourse Day?

I suppose it depends if you consider the balcony of a sex club which can only be accessed via the sex club to be outdoors. I think we can probably all agree that it can count? Anyone object to that? No? Ok, since we are all in agreement, I'm counting it!