I'd always glance at it, note its sensible price tag, and then get distracted by something newer and shinier. But this past Black Friday, I saw it going for an absolute bargain - the kind of price where you can't possibly say no. So, I finally took the plunge to see if this veteran still has what it takes to compete in a drawer now full of its more complex successors.
First Impressions
The Ambi arrived in what I now consider Lovense's classic, minimalist packaging - stylish but no-frills. Sadly, it omits the free black storage baggy that became the norm for so long. It’s a small thing, but for a brand built on premium discretion, it still feels like a slight miss.
Pulling the toy out, its unique form immediately sets it apart. This isn't your standard bullet vibe. It’s a compact, hammer-shaped device, crafted from that familiar, body-safe silicone that feels both soft and substantial in the hand. The design is clever: one end is a broad, flat head with a contour that hints at its purpose, while the other tapers to a precise point. It’s a tool clearly designed with thoughtful intention, not just to be another simple cylinder.
Anatomy and Usability
The genius of the Ambi is all in its shape, which solves several problems at once. First, the dual-ended design offers immediate versatility. The broad, flat head provides a wide, rumbling field of stimulation that’s perfect for when you want full, encompassing pleasure without a specific focal point. Spin it around, and the tapered end becomes a precision instrument for intense, pinpoint attention, perfect for some precise clit stimulation. It genuinely feels like having two distinct toys in one which you can instantly swap back and forth between.
The Ambi then has a third trick up its sleeve. The top of the hammer offers a third surface for stimulation. One that has contouring that is vulva-inspired, allowing you to simultaneously stimulate over a wide area while also managing to reach into all areas to make sure that nowhere goes untouched.
Furthermore, the subtle contouring of the handle is a neat design choice compared to traditional bullets I’ve owned, making it much easier to keep hold of. When things get slippery, the handle’s length can feel just a touch short for a completely secure grip, even if the contouring does help it stay in your hand - a minor point, but one worth mentioning for those who like a firm hold. Otherwise, it is perfectly sized for my small hands and it also offers real leverage and control, allowing you to position the vibes exactly where you want them without your hand cramping around a tiny nub.
Control is beautifully straightforward, with a single button on the base of
the handle for power and cycling through onboard patterns. Of course,
connecting to the Lovense app unlocks its full potential for custom patterns
and legendary remote control.
The main point of friction, quite literally, comes with charging. The Ambi uses a magnetic charging dock that the toy stands in rather than a charging cable that connects to it. While it charges quickly - about 70 minutes for a full battery - the dock is notoriously sensitive. The toy must be placed perfectly, and the base itself must remain utterly still, or the connections lose contact and charging stops.
Although I do like the idea of standing the toy in the dock instead of laying it on its sideI can definitely see why the dock idea has not been re-used for toys. And, annoyingly, the spacing of the magnetic connectors is different to now ubiquitous charging lead so you can’t substitute one of those in instead.
A practical note that’s well worth highlighting; the Ambi boasts an IPX7 waterproof rating. In simple terms, this means it can be fully submerged in water, making it not just bath and shower-safe, but also incredibly easy to clean. A quick rinse with warm water and mild soap, or a gentle wipe down with a dedicated toy cleaner, is all it takes. This seamless transition from play to clean-up is a small but significant feature that makes incorporating the Ambi into your masturbation routine completely effortless, with no fuss or worry.
Do not let its modest size or accessible price point deceive you. The Ambi packs a profound punch, though it's crucial to frame this as my personal experience. Anatomy varies so widely that I can only speak to how it performed for me, and your own journey with it might differ.
For me, the vibrations it produces are deep, rumbly, and carry a satisfying weight that completely transcends the shallow, buzzy sensation of cheap plastic bullets. The range is exceptional, offering everything from a relatively gentle, teasing hum that’s perfect for edging to an intense, mind-melting rumble that delivers spectacular results.
This immense power, however, comes with a tangible physical feedback that underscores just how capable its motor is. During extended use, or particularly at the highest intensity settings, the vibrations are so strong and pervasive that they can travel through the handle and make my fingers go numb.
The main point of friction, quite literally, comes with charging. The Ambi uses a magnetic charging dock that the toy stands in rather than a charging cable that connects to it. While it charges quickly - about 70 minutes for a full battery - the dock is notoriously sensitive. The toy must be placed perfectly, and the base itself must remain utterly still, or the connections lose contact and charging stops.
Although I do like the idea of standing the toy in the dock instead of laying it on its sideI can definitely see why the dock idea has not been re-used for toys. And, annoyingly, the spacing of the magnetic connectors is different to now ubiquitous charging lead so you can’t substitute one of those in instead.
Hassle-Free Practicality
A practical note that’s well worth highlighting; the Ambi boasts an IPX7 waterproof rating. In simple terms, this means it can be fully submerged in water, making it not just bath and shower-safe, but also incredibly easy to clean. A quick rinse with warm water and mild soap, or a gentle wipe down with a dedicated toy cleaner, is all it takes. This seamless transition from play to clean-up is a small but significant feature that makes incorporating the Ambi into your masturbation routine completely effortless, with no fuss or worry.
A Powerhouse in Disguise
Do not let its modest size or accessible price point deceive you. The Ambi packs a profound punch, though it's crucial to frame this as my personal experience. Anatomy varies so widely that I can only speak to how it performed for me, and your own journey with it might differ.
For me, the vibrations it produces are deep, rumbly, and carry a satisfying weight that completely transcends the shallow, buzzy sensation of cheap plastic bullets. The range is exceptional, offering everything from a relatively gentle, teasing hum that’s perfect for edging to an intense, mind-melting rumble that delivers spectacular results.
This immense power, however, comes with a tangible physical feedback that underscores just how capable its motor is. During extended use, or particularly at the highest intensity settings, the vibrations are so strong and pervasive that they can travel through the handle and make my fingers go numb.
This is a double-edged sword. On one hand, it's a direct, physical
testament to the toy's raw power - it's clearly not holding anything back.
On the other, that numbness can become a distraction or an uncomfortable
reminder to switch hands or dial the power back for a moment. It almost
encourages you to use it as a teasing toy on lower settings, saving the
full force for shorter, more focused bursts.
One point that consistently impresses me is just how reasonable the noise is. You might expect a toy with this much punch to announce itself with a noticeable buzz, possibly something quite shrill, but it manages to be surprisingly discreet. The sound it produces is a low, focused hum rather than a high-pitched whirr. While it's not utterly silent, the noise level is easily masked by a bit of background music, a running fan, or ambient household sounds. For a powerful little device, its discreet operation is a thoughtful bonus that adds to its versatility for private use or shared living spaces.
So, who is the Lovense Ambi for? In my view, it’s a multifaceted toy for someone who wants versatility over gimmicks or hyper-specific functionality. It is the perfect, no-fuss introduction for anyone taking their first step into the world of app-controlled toys, offering incredible value. For the seasoned collector, it’s a versatile and potent workhorse that fills a unique niche, especially for travel due to its compact size and dual-ended utility. While it has its minor quirks -the finicky charging dock and possible numbness-inducing raw power - these are insignificant compromises for a toy that delivers so much sheer, reliable pleasure.
Oh, and the compact size of it makes it another great option for travel. Whether it’s carrying it discreetly in your bag or needing something that is small enough to slip into the restricted space of luggage, it’s perfect for making sure that you’ve always got something close at hand for those unexpected moments of horniness when you simply have to get yourself off.
It has firmly earned a permanent spot in my rotation, a testament to the fact that timeless, clever design often outshines fleeting novelty. The Ambi is the unassuming veteran that quietly out-performs expectations, and I’m so glad a Black Friday bargain finally forced me to pay it the attention it has always deserved.
If you too have been sleeping on the no-frills simplicity of the Ambi and now fancy giving it a try, head over to the Lovense store now to pick one up. Sadly, the Black Friday deal ended long ago but the Ambi still remains just about the cheapest toy that Lovense sells, so a bargain nevertheless, especially if you are a newcomer looking to dip your toes into the world of remote play sex toys without breaking the bank on something more fancy.
One point that consistently impresses me is just how reasonable the noise is. You might expect a toy with this much punch to announce itself with a noticeable buzz, possibly something quite shrill, but it manages to be surprisingly discreet. The sound it produces is a low, focused hum rather than a high-pitched whirr. While it's not utterly silent, the noise level is easily masked by a bit of background music, a running fan, or ambient household sounds. For a powerful little device, its discreet operation is a thoughtful bonus that adds to its versatility for private use or shared living spaces.
Who is it for?
So, who is the Lovense Ambi for? In my view, it’s a multifaceted toy for someone who wants versatility over gimmicks or hyper-specific functionality. It is the perfect, no-fuss introduction for anyone taking their first step into the world of app-controlled toys, offering incredible value. For the seasoned collector, it’s a versatile and potent workhorse that fills a unique niche, especially for travel due to its compact size and dual-ended utility. While it has its minor quirks -the finicky charging dock and possible numbness-inducing raw power - these are insignificant compromises for a toy that delivers so much sheer, reliable pleasure.
Oh, and the compact size of it makes it another great option for travel. Whether it’s carrying it discreetly in your bag or needing something that is small enough to slip into the restricted space of luggage, it’s perfect for making sure that you’ve always got something close at hand for those unexpected moments of horniness when you simply have to get yourself off.
In closing
It has firmly earned a permanent spot in my rotation, a testament to the fact that timeless, clever design often outshines fleeting novelty. The Ambi is the unassuming veteran that quietly out-performs expectations, and I’m so glad a Black Friday bargain finally forced me to pay it the attention it has always deserved.
If you too have been sleeping on the no-frills simplicity of the Ambi and now fancy giving it a try, head over to the Lovense store now to pick one up. Sadly, the Black Friday deal ended long ago but the Ambi still remains just about the cheapest toy that Lovense sells, so a bargain nevertheless, especially if you are a newcomer looking to dip your toes into the world of remote play sex toys without breaking the bank on something more fancy.


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