Sunday 11 February 2024

Merch Drop

It took a little bit of digging but I eventually managed to location the oppai (that's boob to you and I) mousepad designs that I created all the way back in 2021. Honestly, it feels a lot longer ago than that!

Anyway, if you're not familiar with the wonders of oppai mousepads, the concept is very simple. Imagine a normal mousepad but with two soft, pillow mounds at the bottom to lovingly cradle your wrist and give it some much needed support. 

It is entirely coincidental that those two mounds happen to occupy the same area of the pad as a pair of boobs that have been printed on the top of the pad. Entirely coincidental! 

Also, entirely coincidental that I forgot to wear any clothes while posing for the shoots that would be used to make the designs. Honestly, it really was a coincidence! 

OK, I can tell that you don't believe me, and you would be right not to. These boob pads are all about being as horny as possible. Although the padded support for your wrist must be a very handy added benefit.

Of course, those super-useful and comforting mounds don't just have to be used for boobs. As you can see below, they can also make for rather fine bums, especially if you like a nice, full booty.

And look, I even managed to keep some clothes on on one of these! Although, let's be honest, if you're going to pick one of these, I reckon the majority of you are going to pick the one where you also get a sneaky peak at my tight little pussy as well... 

Now, a lot can change in the almost 3 years since I produced these designs. Mostly notably, I've let my hair grow quite a bit in the last year. So I decided that it was only fair and reasonable to revisit this merch line and give it a bit of a refresh with some newer, more up-to-date designs.

And the butt-lovers amongst you needn't worry as I made sure to take care of you as well!

Oh, and while I was at it, as an added bonus, I also added a couple of entirely new products to my merch line. 

First of all, there is the larger, half body mousepad, which features not only 3D boobs, but also 3D padded tummy and thighs for the mouse user who needs maximum support for their wrist.

And then, if you really want to go extravagant; there's my first ever body pillow! Now you can snuggle up to a life-sized print of me, complete with front and back design.

Now that my merch range includes calendars, Funko Pops, mouse pads and body pillows, I wonder what I can add next... I'm sure I'll think of something that'll convince you to part with your hard earned dollars!

Or maybe I should do some more of these which show me wearing some clothes first? Nah, that's boring!

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