Happy Newd Year

Nope, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not going to wish everyone a Happy New Year because, as I have previously explained, I think it is the biggest waste of time that has only been kept alive by the rampant commercialisation of it.

So, once again, I am going to wish you a Happy Newd Year instead. I think that is something that is much easier to get on board with. And, with that in mind, I hope that 2024 is full of all of the nudity and lewdness that your heart could possibly desire.

Hmm, I wonder... Is it too late to change my 2024 calendar to include Newd Yearts Day instead of New Year's Day? That's something I might have to begin doing in next year's edition.

Happy Nude Year

When you've been doing this for as long as I have, it's easy to forget what opinions you have or haven't expressed in the past.

I think I have mentioned this for at least one previous New Year, maybe even more, but I fucking hate New Year. It's just the biggest con of an event, which has been commercialised beyond fuck with the simple purpose of taking as much of your money as possible by inflating prices for just one day. And all for what? It's just another day!

As for New Year's resolutions? They can fuck off as well! 

If something really has any merit or value to you, you will just do it. You shouldn't need an arbitrary day on the calendar to act as some sort of stimulus to change. If whatever you have decided on really matters to you, you would have done it already. If you need the calendar to motivate you, then you need to consider whether it is really that important to you.

So, with all that being said, I couldn't give a shit about wishing people a Happy Hew Year. But a Happy Nude Year is something that I can definitely get behind. 

So I'd like to wish you all a Happy Nude Year. May your 2023 be full of all your lewdest and rudest desires!