Wednesday, 24 August 2016

Behold and fear my mind powers.

 Today I may just be telekinetically lifting a beer bottle by concentrating on it very hard but I assure you that before long I will be ready to take over the world. What will follow will be the world according to Laura, which will be exciting and scary in equal measure.

 (P.S. unlike what those shitty Bryan Singer X-Men movies would have believe, there’s no need to make wave you hands around like a dumbass to use telekinesis. They are mind powers after all, not hand powers - the clue is in the name)


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