Wednesday, 2 May 2018
A girl’s night out in Amsterdam.
Surprisingly, not much to report. Amanda petted a kitty cat. Then she threatened to get a bit squiffy on champagne in the Banana Bar but didn’t. She was then offered butt sex whilst loitering near the gloryholes but offended the guy when her only response was to laugh in his face (in all fairness, he did look like Shrek).
Oh, and we then “borrowed” one of the moored up boats to get back home. If the owner happens to read this, we will return it tomorrow so please don’t press charges.