Monday, 10 May 2021

Jiggling Jubblies


Have I ever done a Boob Watch before? I'm pretty sure I haven't. In which case, welcome to the inaugural episode of Boob Watch!

To coin a phrase used in an old British advert for a particular brand of wood paint and stains, Boob Watch "does exactly what it says on the tin." In other words, it serves up pics of mountainous mammaries, cracking chi chis, beautiful bosoms, succulent sugartits and, well, I think you get the picture.

Rather than following the path set by Bum Watch, Boob Watch will not focus on keeping you updated on the current state of one particular pair of boobs. Instead, it will explore the many, many varieties of boobs that are to be found in this world, from giant gazongas to itty bitty titties, Boob Watch will aim to cover them all for your viewing pleasure and enlightenment.

And what better way to get the ball rolling than with some jiggling jubblies on the beach courtesy of Jess, Amanda and myself. For the integrity of Boob Watch, it only made sense that the inaugural episode should feature my funbugs. It would be improper not to volunteer them before featuring anyone else's, after all. However, it was Jess who was more than happy to demonstrate the aforementioned jiggling for us, as you can see below in glorious slow motion...


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