Cum-Covered Chesticles

This Boob Watch is brought to you from the Most Couples in One Hotel Room and showcases the curvaceous, cum-covered chesticles of the room's delightful hostess; the one, the only, MmeChoux.

Now, I'm pretty sure I'm right in saying that, not only does this picture show MmeChoux demonstrating her considerable titwanking talents, but she is doing so while glazed with another man's semen. It is a novel way to provide a bit of lubrication as her tits envelope and squeeze her partners throbbing cock, that's for sure. Perhaps something a little less sticky would do a better job?

Somehow, I think that that cum was not that last that got unloaded onto her during this fuckfest, as MmeChoux always endeavours to make sure all of her guests have a good time.

Jiggling Jubblies

Have I ever done a Boob Watch before? I'm pretty sure I haven't. In which case, welcome to the inaugural episode of Boob Watch!

To coin a phrase used in an old British advert for a particular brand of wood paint and stains, Boob Watch "does exactly what it says on the tin." In other words, it serves up pics of mountainous mammaries, cracking chi chis, beautiful bosoms, succulent sugartits and, well, I think you get the picture.

Rather than following the path set by Bum Watch, Boob Watch will not focus on keeping you updated on the current state of one particular pair of boobs. Instead, it will explore the many, many varieties of boobs that are to be found in this world, from giant gazongas to itty bitty titties, Boob Watch will aim to cover them all for your viewing pleasure and enlightenment.

And what better way to get the ball rolling than with some jiggling jubblies on the beach courtesy of Jess, Amanda and myself. For the integrity of Boob Watch, it only made sense that the inaugural episode should feature my funbugs. It would be improper not to volunteer them before featuring anyone else's, after all. However, it was Jess who was more than happy to demonstrate the aforementioned jiggling for us, as you can see below in glorious slow motion...