Friday, 24 December 2021

Obeying Christmas laws


Christmas tradition decrees that if two people find themselves under a twig of mistletoe at Christmas time, they should immediately make out as if they are a pair of horny teenagers. It's practically a law! A Christmas law.

So, as a law-abiding citizen, I had no choice but to comply with this tradition... I mean law... when I visited Amanda's cabin to help her nom her way through a bowl of Lindt chocs and inadvertently wandered beneath the twig of mistletoe that she had hung very inconspicuously from her ceiling. No choice at all... The law must be obeyed!

That said, the lovebite I gave her on her neck was completely optional.


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