Sunday, 7 December 2025

3DX Birthday Bash Rundown


I am nothing if not stubborn. And that is why I can once again bring you a short round-up of the most recent community event celebrating 13 years of 3DXChat. Because, after my thoroughly miserable experience at the recent Halloween community event, I had no real motivation to put myself through that shit again, apart from my stubborn willing to endure for the sake of being able to bring this to you.

So how was it? Was it as much of a waste of my time as the last one? 

Welp, that last event really was bottom of the barrel so, so might call me naïve for saying this, but I really don't think we can sink to those low levels again. It really was that shitty. So the only way can be up, right? Right?!

Thankfully, the answer answer was yes. At least for now. Because this event was certainly better. In so much that it seems like, despite over 500 guests being in attendance at its peak, people could still get in. That's an instant win in comparison right there!

And, I have to say that I thought it was a pretty great venue for this event. Hot on the heels of the release of my sweet themed music video for my latest single, Lollipop, the dessert themed setting felt pretty familiar to me. A fun theme that was well executed. No massive choke points of over-crowding, like we've seen multiple times before, and a well-distributed crowd throughout the party space allowed everyone to maintenance a little bit of personal space. 

Unless you are one of those guests that are hoping to share an intimate encounter with other party-goers. In which case, there were a feel more secluded sitting areas where you could get up close and personal with each other.


That said, I still feel that these events continue to properly embrace sexy times. For a community founded on sex and adult fun. OK, OK,OK, maybe for Halloween or Irish-culture Appropriation Day, promoting sex as part of the event is made less relevant to the party's theme, but for this one it really should be an integral part of it. I guess that it's something that is unlikely to change any time soon as the organisers of these events just don't seem to see it as a priority.

Just like something else that will never change is their insistence on subjecting all of the guests to hours of the same old shitty generic EDM. Why is that the only music that they will ever allow at these? Do they not realise that half the guests think it is absolute dogshit? Have they not cottoned on to the fact that people now proactively avoiding attending this events because they know that it will be the same old shit that they cannot stand?

Seriously, I am so sick of always having to talk about this. Literally, every time I review one of these events, I have to waste a chunk of it talking about how bad the music was. At best, I have to say how uninspired and shitty it was. At worst, I have to say how completely inappropriate it was for the event's theme and how it actually detracted from the overall party experience. Fuck me, can I just be allowed to get through one of these events just once without having to come back to that? Please!

Ugh, I think I've just lost the will to write anymore... So I'll quickly summarise - lots of people in a cool venue dancing to shitty music. Much better than the last event but, overall, just fine. The giveaways that they were doing every 30-60 mins obviously was the main attraction for many of those in attendance, which, on reflection, suggests that maybe the organisers have realised that they need to bribe guests into tolerating the shitty music?

Nah, I think it is wishful thinking to hope that there is that level of awareness...


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