Sunday 30 December 2018

Public Service Announcement

Having conducted a detailed study, I have come to the shocking revelation that receiving too much semen to the eye can cause the following symptoms:

  • Excessive twitching (as seen below)
  • Grumpiness 

For the prevention of these symptoms I recommend that shots of semen to the face should be restricted to just in and around the mouth.

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