Monday, 26 July 2021

Goodbye bikini, hello coolness


As the heatwave continues from last week, even the smallest bit of fabric felt unbearable against my sweaty skin today. Even my skimpiest of string bikinis was too much for me. It just felt gross and I desperately needed to do something about it. And after some careful consideration, a brainwave hit me.

Where could I go to shed all of my clothes but still be able to relax in peace?

The nude beach, course!

To be honest, I'm kind of ashamed that the idea didn't come to me sooner. But as they say, "better late than never". So that's how I spent my afternoon; in my birthday suit, bobbing around in the sea on an inflatable rubber ring. My eyes closed, I just lay back and enjoyed the cool sea breeze and refreshing splashes of cold sea water on my skin. It was blissful.

Plenty of other peeps clearly had the same idea as me as the beach slowly filled up through the afternoon. Some of them had a slightly questionable interpretation of what a nude beach is, preferring to only be mostly naked, instead of completely naked.

And some that were nude, decided that that gave them some spare capacity to get a bit hot by engaging in some pretty intense physical activity. I don't need to give you any more detail than that. Just use your imagination. 


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