Wednesday 1 May 2024

Let's get fapping!

Ladies and gentlemen, here we go again! Masturbation Month, aka my favourite month of the year, is back again, and I will be doing my part to promote masturbation as a healthy and positive habit by taking on a number of challenges. Of course, I'll be keeping you all apprised of my progress with regular fap recaps (yes, those are back!).

There are some changes from my previous fap challenges though. For the last couple of years, I have been simply setting myself a target for the total number of faps through the month with the challenge to meet or beat that target.


Erotic stimulation, especially of one's own genital organs, commonly resulting in orgasm. Achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies."

Merriam Webster Dictionary

I could keep doing that this year, but I feel like then literally my whole life would be centred around masturbation. I mean, I like fapping but there is such a thing as too much of a good thing. And I want to be able to spend time doing of stuff as well. Plus, its nice to mix things up a bit so that they don't get stale.

For those reasons, I've decided to go with a number of less time consuming challenges instead; some of which I have come up with and some of which have been suggested by kind Twitter followers.

First and foremost, the challenges I have set myself, which will be my primary focus. Throughout the month I will be keeping track of the number of different locations in which I fap and the number of different people with whom I enjoy a fap session (both communal and mutual masturbation are acceptable). 

Obviously, the challenge is to set the highest score possible for both tasks.

Mutual Masturbation:

The stimulation by two people of each other's genitals for sexual pleasure, especially manually."

Oxford English Dictionary

As for my follower suggestions challenge; they will be my side quests that I will try tick off as I go. The one that I am most existed about is to use as many masturbation techniques and toys as possible. I have quite a few toys so I reckon I can manage a pretty decent score for that one.

My other two side quests are more like one of events than something to be counted across the course of the month. Firstly, to attempt the longest edging session possible and to record what time I manage. And, secondly, to gather as many possible fappers together for the biggest communal masturbation session possible.

If I receive any more suggestions for other one-off challenges throughout the month, I'll be sure to add those as well. And, even if I don't, I can tell you already; it's still going to be one hell of a month!

Oh, and if you want to volunteer to help me progress any of these challenges, be sure to drop me a message in any of the usual places - in the comments below, Twitter or Discord.

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