Just a titty tease

Sorry to disappoint everyone that was salivating over my enlarged boobies yesterday, but it was, of course, just a bit of fun for April 1st!

I am, in fact, quite content with my chest just the way it is. I don't need massive tits to feel comfortable in my own skin and I certainly don't feel the need or pressure to alter my body in anyway just to compete with anyone else. Beautiful bodies come in all shapes and sizes, so I'm proud to continue representing all the ladies out there who are merely average-sized in the chest department. 

Besides, I'm sure you will agree that there is still plenty of flesh there to wrap around a cock for a naughty tit wank or to allow someone to bury their face in for some motorboat action. We've got National Motorboat Day coming up in a few weeks so maybe I'll invite a few lucky individuals to test the truth of that statement. Would you be willing to volunteer as a test subject for that?

Enhanced and improved

Perhaps I've been spending too much time with the Titty Twins, aka Jess and Emmy, but I decided it was time to upgrade my chesticles! Although I was hardly flat chested before these puppies make my bust far more curvaceous.

I'm trying to keep it tasteful though, so I've not gone wild. Just gone up a couple of cup sizes for a big and bolder look, which may earn me a bit more modelling work now that I can compete better with all the other big titties out there.

Anyway, what do you think of my enhancements?

Nah, reds do it better

Me? Going blonde? Pfft, not gonna happen anytime soon!

It was, of course, an April Fools Day inspired ruse perpetrated with the aid of a rather convincing blonde wig. Convincing enough that Jess was taken in by it when we met up at last night's Virtual Sugar party at the Climax Club.

No, I am still very much a redhead and I'm still stuck with my lockdown haircut. Maybe the extensions idea could have legs? Might give that one some thought.

I hope blondes really do have more fun

Ever since I discovered the dye bottle, my naturally auburn hair has been various shades of reds and purples. There was also the dreaded pink accident but we try not to talk about that... The point is that is has never been anything too far away from my natural colour. Certainly not blonde. 

Until now, that is!

You see, I'm still not really that taken by the lockdown haircut that I gave myself so I figured that if I'm ever going to do anything drastic, now is the time. I mean, it probably can't make it much worse and, since my hair is relatively short at the moment, it won't take too long to grow it out if I hate it.

Of course, changing the colour of my hair, didn't really make me any more fond of  my DIY haircut so I ended up getting some extensions put in as well. Not sure if that makes my point about doing it while my hair was shortish completely moot... Not sure. Who cares, I'm blonde!