Dreaming of butt stuff

There are certain things that you associate with the Winter season. Off the top of my head, a few obvious ones might by Christmas, snow, cheesy songs going for #1 in the music charts and German markets.

For me there is something else. Something which is not associated with any of those that I just mentions. It's not festive or anything like that. It just seems to be something that mostly seems to happen around this time of the year. By which I mean roughly from December through to February, maybe even March, time.

My observation over the past few years is that this seems to be the time of year when the Masturbation Party typically throws its doors open most regularly and welcomes in wankers from everywhere to come in and cum together.

Now, if I go back through all my old posts featuring the Masturbation Party, I'm sure I'll find the odd one from other times in the year. Maybe even one from Masturbation Month in May. But I am quite positive that the vast majority of my visits fall within the Winter months. And I'm not one to skip it if I see that it is open. If there is an opportunity for some communal fapping, I will take it. 

An opportunity such as last after I left Rock My Pussy. And boy, was I glad to rub one out.

Long story short, earlier in the day, a girl friend, who will remain nameless, had invited me over to her new crib for a little tour and to get my thoughts on what she'd done with the place so far. Somehow, we got a little distracted from that topic and ended up comparing notes on our past anal experiences. 

I'm not entirely sure how we got onto. Whilst mooching through her bedroom I did notice a buttplug poking out from under her pillow, so maybe it was that? Or possibly it was her reminding me that I need to get on a write my next Lovense review for the Ridge, which I have been testing recently.

Either way, we got onto the talking about butt stuff and she confided in me that she had recently ticked off a fantasy of taking two dicks in the butt at the same time. That pretty much blew my mind. But I couldn't stop myself from picturing her getting stuffed full of cock all night. Yeah, imagining over and over in my mind, the vision of her getting the shit fucked out of her got me feeling pretty horny. 

Did I ever mention that I like watching people do lewd stuff? I think I probably did a few times! And I can't think of many thinks lewder than getting buttfucked by two guys at the same time.

So yeah, as I lay there with my eyes closed, rubbing one out at the Masturbation Party, you now know exactly I was thinking about; my slutty friend getting her ass abused by a couple of well hung gents. Maybe one day I'll get to see it happen for reals? I should be so lucky!

To top off a wonder fap, during which I pictured so many filthy things in my mind's eye, I opened my eyes to find that I had a guest with me. None other than the beautiful Brijana Malkova had caught me in the act and I think she rather enjoyed what she saw.

I've admired her work for a long time. I think we even gave her a shoutout in last's TTS Podcast awards episode. She certainly deserved one for the great content that she posts over on Twitter (still not calling it X). But this was our first time actually meeting. It's kind of comical that it should come while I had my fingers buried deep in my drenched pussy.

She was lovely though, and I was more than happy to oblige her request to get a selfie with me. Once I'd started to put a few clothes on, that is. Although, to be fair, I still find taking selfies in my underwear to be less embarrassing than when other creators tell me how much they love my work. That just makes me feel like such an imposter.

Fap recap #2

So that is now 2 weeks of Masturbation Month in the history books and I've continued to keep myself busy by masturbating at every possible opportunity.

Just a reminder if you missed it; the reason for my constant fapping is that I've challenged myself to masturbate 50 times during the month of May. After week #1, I sat on a total of 10, which left me a little behind the curve. However, I was pretty sure I could catch up the deficit during subsequent weeks.

How much progress have I made towards that during week #2?

Well, 14 faps during week #2 has moved me onto a total of 24 so far, which leaves me just 1 fap shy of half way with over half the month to go. If I keep on at this rate, I'll have no problem hitting my target.

Faps per day during week 2

Monday	Tuesday	Wednesday	Thursday	Friday	Saturday	Sunday
3	3	1	2	2	1	2

Also of note, I also managed to achieve something in week #2 that I failed to do in week #1, and that was to add to my total on each and every day of the week. That's what I'll need to continue doing if I want to succeed in my challenge.

Fap #15

Do you know what is more fun than slipping my fingers in and out of my wet pussy?

Slipping my fingers in and out of my wet pussy whilst blasting my clit with my Domi 2 magic wand. If you don't have any experience with one of those or haven't read my Domi 2 review, let me tell you something; that thing is fucking brutal with how intense it's vibrations can be. It makes me cum hard every time. 

Fap #18

I'm sure we've all been there at some point; you wake up in the morning feeling horny as fuck and you know that you just need to get it out of your system before you can focus on the day ahead. Well, that was me on Thursday morning.

I'm not sure exactly what time I woke up but it was certainly well before my alarm was due to go off.

I did my best to ignore my horniness and get back to sleep for a little bit extra shuteye before alarm time, but it just was not happening. No matter how hard I tried to ignore it, I just couldn't resist the urge to slip my hand between my legs and start playing with myself.

Fap #21

I teased this one the other day but let me share a little more about what happened.

I actually assumed that the Masturbation Party was a thing of the past as I'd not seen it open for a very long time. I can't even remember the last I got the chance to rub one out there.

Anyway, it was pretty empty when I arrived. Actually, there was no-one there save for the host BromineX. Regardless, I found myself a comfortable spot and got down to business.

I obviously caught the eye of my host as he soon wandered into my booth and enquired about whether he could join me. I agreed, of course. The Masturbation Party is one of the few times that I enjoy being more of an exhibitionist than a voyeur. I love both watching others masturbate, whilst also seeing others enjoy watching me touch myself.

We exchanged a little bit of dirty talk whilst we fiddled with our bits and I made sure to give him a great view of my fingers playing with my wet and juicy pussy lips. I'm impressed that he managed to resist blowing his load instantly when seeing such a sexy sight. He was actually still stroking after I'd cum and was heading for the exit.

Dignified and dirty

So, my birthday night out ended up spanning the full spectrum from classy and dignified all the way through to downright filthy. I'd say that was quite an achievement really.

First stop of the evening was the Black Rose to catch a portion of the their classic recital. It's something I've been meaning to do for an age but I've always been distracted by other things.

It was, of course all very dignified. A captivated audience sitting in quiet reverie of the accomplished quartet of musicians delivering an emaculate performance.

The amphitheatre that housed the performance was equally stunning. Definitely glad I dressed up for this one otherwise I would have looked awkwardly out of place in something more casual.

Next up was a visit to an old favourite and yet another classy joint. I make the same point every time that I visit the Jazzy Lounge but this place was an old regular for me that I rarely get chance to visit these days. Every time that I do visit, I feel like it is noteworthy enough to talk about it.

Eight years on from my first visit and nothing has really changed. Sure, they may have moved to one or two different rooms over the years and the decor may have evolved slightly over time, but the fundamental essence of what makes the Jazzy Lounge so great remains the same.

On a day where I am so acutely aware of how quickly time flies, it's heart warming to not only see Lore doing what she does so well, but some many other faces who have made themselves part of Jazzy Lounge folklore. The fact that so many of them are still there every Friday noght after so many years should tell you a lot.

And I was very popular with them this week as Lore ordered an opening of a very fancy (I presume anyway) champagne to celebrate my birthday. I think everyone got a glass although mine was probably the only one that remained full as I'm not a drinker. Therefore, I used my glass purely for doing cheers.

And finally, after keeping things classy all night, I had one final stop which would get very dirty. 

I should say that this was not at all in my plans, but as I left the Jazzy Lounge, I noticed that another old favourite of mine was open for the first time for quite a while. I've posted many times about how much I love The Masturbation Party but I'd assumed that it was now a thing of the past that we'd never see again.

Putting aside that it is Masturbation Month, that's one place that I would not have been able to resist paying a visit to, even if it was just to drop in a see what they had done with the place. However, it is Masturbation Month and fapping is pretty much all that is on my mind at the moment, so I think you can see where this is going.

I'll save the juicy details for this week's fap recap but here's a little teaser...

Bukkake jealousy (almost)

I managed to break myself away from my laptop for a little bit of relaxation time this afternoon. It was a very happy coincidence (and I assure you it was a coincidence) that my favourite sex club was open. Of course, I went along to the Naked Masturbation Party and, yes, I did enjoy some public masturbation. 

Although it seems like no-one had any interest in watching or joining in with me this time. Someone else was hogging all of the male attention out in the hallway. For a short while, it even looked like she might hit the critical mass of surrounding wankers to trigger an impromptu bukkake. 

I will not deny, I would have been most envious if that had happened. But, as it was, it was just for a few, brief minutes that she was surrounded by guys jerking themselves off in appreciation of her naked body. After that, the gathering quickly dissipated as quickly as it had formed.

In the meantime, I was left alone in my booth with my fingers buried deep in my wet cunt. Not a bad way to spend a Friday afternoon... Not bad at all...

Festive fapping

The final Masturbation Party of the year did not disappoint! The hallway was lined by guests who were more than happy to indulge in a spot of public masturbation.

Some particularly festive-feeling guests even got into the giving spirit of the holidays by sharing hot cumloads with a few lucky recipients.