Monday 12 June 2023

What's your flavour?

I'm not sure which I find more surprising; the sudden onset of this heatwave from out of nowhere, or the fact that this ice cream vendor is so well stocked despite the heat.

How am I the only one who has had the idea to cool off with a cone of ice cream. And, I mean, look at all these delicious looking flavours... so many to choose from!

I'll confess that I'm sometimes a little nervous of choosing a colour if it's not immediately obvious exactly what flavour it's supposed to be. I think I could guess for most of this selection but, regardless, I settled on a simple classic. You can't go wrong with a bit of vanilla with strawberry sprinkles on. 

And no, that is not a euphemism for my sexual preferences. Although, now that I think about it, I'm sure that ice cream flavours could make good representations for a number of different sexual tastes. If you had to choose an ice cream to sum up what you are into sexually, what would it be?

But whilst I'm on the theme of sexual ice cream...

In hindsight, perhaps the vendor's mistake was displaying all those cock popsicles. That probably shuts off a significant portion of the potential market if you are only catering to adults, because of obvious reasons.

I didn't actually clock the cocks until I'd already made my choice. Otherwise, I definitely would have picked one of those just for comedy value. If I were to be licking and sucking on one of those, it would mostly certainly be very representative of what I like to do in the bedroom.

 Since this heatwave is due to last a while, I'm sure I'll be back for one of those some other time!

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