Pink temptation

For this week's Monday night rendezvous at the beach, Amanda was extremely keen to show off her cute new cycling shorts. Ones that are very thematically appropriate for Pink October. She knew that I'd approve greatly of anyone showing their support by wearing some pink.  

Except, I was somewhat more focussed on how the skin tight fabric of her shorts beautifully showed off the gorgeous curves of her sexy little bum. I was transfixed by the way they clung to her shapely rear and left nothing to the imagination. 

My word, it looked so yummy. The urge to lean forward and give her bum a little nibble while she wiggled it before my face was almost too much to resist. Almost. But I just about managed to suppress that lewd desire.

Maybe one day I'll get to enjoy that pleasure. I can dream.

And, for the record, I am very proud of her for showing her support for Breast Cancer Awareness month by thinking pink. I hope others will also follow her example.

Tail Watch

You can keep your chocolate eggs and bunnies because I spotted something infinitely more delicious looking down at the beach this past Easter Sunday. 

Amanda and I were simply comparing bunny tails but Bum Watch, or I suppose in this case I should say Tail Watch, could not keep its eyes off of this yummy looking specimen.

I know, I know, I always say that I'm not into women, but fuck me, Amanda's ass looked incredible in her mint green bad bunny outfit. I just wanted to bury my face in it and eat it so bad! 

She wouldn't even let me take a nibble though! Instead she hopped around like a cute little easter bunny, teasing me with the jiggle. Then she was practicing doing her thrusts. So not fair...

In the end, she tried to stop me lusting after her cute little bum by covering up. It didn't work. I have a very vivid imagination for these sorts of things. 

Firm and Biteable

When I was young, my parents would often tease me for my habit of always wanting to wear the same thing all the time when I had something new in my wardrobe. I mean, I just wanted to make the most of whatever that new addition was and I'm sure they were just saying it in jest but there you go.

Fast forward to present day and I now find myself in the role of my parents, teasing Amanda for her obsession with her most recent clothing purchase. She recently discovered these leggings with a panda print on them. Of course, as a mummy to an adopted panda, she absolutely adores them and wants to show these leggings off at every available opportunity. Usually by wiggling her butt whilst wearing them

However, as I pointed out, every time she does that, it also shows off how yummy her bum is looking at the moment. Something she proudly puts down to the amount of badminton that she has been playing recently. Apparently that is very good way to firm up your bum!

Anyway, I.... I mean Bum Watch, couldn't let such an opportunity to verify the firmness of her bum for itself so went in for a closer look.

All I'll say is that it looks very biteable at the moment. Like, it makes you just want to dive right in there and take a little nibble on it. I'd do that in a heart beat if she'd let me!

But what do you think to Amanda's bum at the moment? Looking good or what?  

Yummy bummy

Did someone say it was time for another titillating instalment of Amanda's Bum Watch? Well, since you insist!

Here we see Amanda squeezing her cute little butt into skin tight shorts that leave nothing to the imagination. And I really do mean nothing. 

It looks so yummy that you just want to take a bite out of it, right? Rest assured, if Bum Watch ever gets the chance to have a quick nibble of her delightful derriere, it will be sure to report on the experience in extremely fine detail.

Enjoy!

Wiggle it, just a little bit

When does a lot of bum wiggling become too much bum wiggling?

Never, as far as I'm concerned! There can never be too much bum wiggling. Which is a good job really, as Amanda and I did a tremendous amount of bum wiggling this evening whilst relaxing at the beach.

You might as why all the bum wiggling?

Well, lets just say it was a warm up for tomorrow and leave it at that.

Oh, and Bum Watch was on hand to catch some choice pics of our cute little booties going wiggle wiggle. Somehow, Bum Watch always knows the time and place to strike!

Bikini bum

The Christmas sales are always a great opportunity to pick up a bargain, especially if you are looking to freshen up your wardrobe ahead of the new year.

In Amanda's case, she has treated herself to a new bikini, which she was showing off at the beach today. Bum Watch obviously took a very keen interest in how well the bottoms showcased her butt.

I think the answer is very well indeed but you can judge it for yourselves!

Another Bum Watch double bill

Not for the first time, Bum Watch leapt at the opportunity to get a 2 for 1 for maximum bummage.

However, since this was just a totally opportunistic episode of Bum Watch, there is no science or method behind it. It is simply two behinds. Two rather nice behinds, if you ask me. But I would be somewhat biased, wouldn't I?

Not really much more to say than that. Nothing witty or insight this time. Just a "you're welcome and enjoy!".

Anti-gravity bum

You may sometimes hear about boobs and bums defying gravity because of the way that, against all odds, they maintain a firm and pert shape instead of giving into some inevitable sagginess.

Amanda's bum defies gravity in an entirely different way... By literally allowing her to break free from the constraints off gravity and float freely once she has achieved peace and tranquillity in the meditation room.

Of course, Bum Watch was there to capture proof of this phenomena to prove to all the nay-sayers that Amanda's bum really is capable of some wonderous things.

Bum Watch loses it's zen

The spa's meditation room is a place for calm and serenity. Amanda tried her best to inject a bit of excitement with some sexy posing. I managed to ignore her and maintain my zen but Bum Watch was more than happy to pay her some attention.

2 for 1 on Bum Watch

You lucky devils get a two for one Bum Watch today. Not just a second Bum Watch of the day but two bums in this one as well. I really am spoiling you with this, aren't I?

That said, seeing my own bum compared to Amanda's like this has suddenly made me feel rather self-conscious about the size of my posterior. I've always been fond of its curviness and I've received oh so many compliments about it, but maybe it was a little larger than I had actually realised.

Or maybe I just took the pics at rather unflattering angles and it is just a trick of the perspective... Yes... definitely that... Right...?

Bum Watch extreme close-up

In this edition of Bum Watch, we get closer than ever before, shifting our usual focus from Amanda's sweet rump to her tight little butthole. If buttholes could talk, I bet her's would have some stories to tell.

Jess runs interference against Bum Watch

When Amanda and Jess started to have a twerk-off, Bum Watch thought it had struck gold. Bum Watch did not count on the sweet fullness of Jess' rear proving to be such a distraction though. Bum Watch found itself unable to focus on the task at hand with Jess' bum running interference for Amanda's.

Bum Watch found itself overwhelmed by so much bum wiggling in different directions. Bum Watch could not fathom which bum to watch. And, thus, Amanda's bum managed to escape its usual examination by Bum Watch.

Next time, Amanda. Next time...

Bum Watch gets its first endorsement

This week's Bum Watch is proudly brought to you by Shushpanzer, the most refreshing beer in all of 3DXChat.

Amanda poses for Bum Watch

An unheard of occurrence for Bum Watch this week... without prompting, Amanda struck a sexy pose and then demanded a bum shot be taken. Normally she is swatting my camera away from her derrière and I have to catch her off-guard when she least expects it, so this was a rare treat indeed.

I suspect she said it more in gest to tease me than out of all seriousness but Bum Watch will never miss an opportunity to immortalise Amanda's rear on celluloid so I duly obliged before she could park it on the poolside.

Bum Watch catches Amanda dogging

Amanda managed to track me down in the darkness of the dogging area. In return, Bum Watch tracked her down. The illumination provided by car headlights provided the perfect opportunity to sneak a pic of her butt.

Amanda's Bum Watch - exercise edition

Amanda has been working super hard on her exercises recently. She still insists her recent short-splitting accident was not the result of an enlarged bum and was keen to show me some of the routine that she's been diligently following to ensure nothing like that happens ever again.

Obviously, I had to document it as part of Bum Watch.

The return of Bum Watch?

On a lighter note, Amanda told me of something possibly very embarrassing that happened to her the other day.

Getting changed ready to go for a cycle, she discovered that her shorts had split all the way down the back. And these were the same shorts that she had worn to the supermarket the day before. She's not sure when they split, but is seems highly likely that she may have been walking round the store with her pants exposed or the whole world to see.

I think this episode is a very compelling argument for the return of Amanda's Bum Watch. The attention on her posterior would definitely have let her know of this most unfortunate clothing failure before she exposed herself in public.

Amanda's Bum Watch makes a discovery

Amanda's Bum Watch has been known to make all sorts of shocking and unexpected discoveries over the years. But none can compete with what the latest edition of Bum Watch discovered.

Now, I appreciate that it may be borderline whether this is a bum discovery or not, but Amanda suddenly seems to be sporting a colourful bit of artwork that is visible when examining her posterior.

Only time will tell whether this is permanent ink or something of a more temporary nature. Further observation will no doubt be required to ascertain the answer.

Amanda's Bum Watch - getting curvier?

Amanda reckons her bum should be getting smaller because she has taken up Badminton. It's looking curvier than ever to me though. And not in a bad way.

The 18 year old boy who was hitting on her was definitely a fan. He kept staring at her booty from across the beach. He wasn't even subtle. Unfortunately for him, we applied the divide by 2 and add 7 rule and concluded that he was way to young for Amanda.

Amanda's Bum Watch at the Nudist Resort

Obviously, if I'm going to spend the afternoon at a nudist resort with AmandaHThomas, Amanda's Bum Watch is going to get some pics.

Do my eyes deceive me or has it shrunk since the last installment?