No Pants Day 2019

I read somewhere that today is No Panty Day. Only problem was that I wasn't sure if the article was from the UK or the US. And let me tell you, when it comes to the world 'pants', it can make a real difference.

I decided I had to do the patriotic thing and go with the UK understanding of what pants are which, of course, meant spending the day going commando. Now, maybe I could have put on some shorts or something like that to maintain my modesty but what's the point in embracing the theme of the day if no-one even knows about it? Instead, I ended up doing my very best Basic Instinct impression!

Sucky sucky

OK, whilst I’m on my high-horse about safety awareness at Fresco, I’d just like to highlight this couple… The railing is not even waist high, and there is no attempt to hold on or brace themselves. Reckless behaviour!

All I’m saying is one overly enthusiastic thrust and she could easily find herself going headfirst over that railing and then plummeting headfirst towards the floor below. Not a pretty sight, I’m sure.

Be smart! Be safe!

And whilst we are on the subject of safety standards at Fresco… someone needs to move this vagrant along. Sitting on the stairs is a massive fire hazard so why haven’t security moved him along yet? I don’t care if he is just enjoying the show put on by a pair of fuckers…

Time to write a strongly worded letter of complaint to Fresco management, me thinks.

The eternal question of to spit or swallow… Personally, I feel that there should be a rule that if you are going to suck cock on a club dance floor than swallowing should be mandated.

Why? Well, if cum gets spat on the floor then that could be a serious slippage hazard. I mean, nobody wants the embarrassment of face-planting in the middle of the room after slipping on a pool of jizz.

All I wanted was a nice refreshing drink whilst I relaxed at Fresco on my day off but what’s this?! A slice of lemon in my coffee?! Why, oh why would someone do this to me?

I bet it was that sneaksy AmandaHThomas. Exactly the sort of thing she would do to a drink…

During a rummage through some old pics, I noticed that I’d gone through a short phase (like 3 days) of taking nothing but pics of peeps dancing in the 3DX clubs.

Most of them were a bit rubbish, hence why I’d not done anything with them, but I’d set a few aside to re-visit in the future. Most were still a bit “meh” when viewed a few months later but I found a few kinda interesting,

Halloween in Fresco

I’ve been pretty busy recently so the whole Halloween thing has kinda passed me by while I’m occupied with other stuff. But not so busy that I couldn’t take a quick time out to admire dancing skeletons! Hell yeah, look at those things boogie!!

This chick is ace. Don’t know what I’d do without her

When you are out and about and desperately need a quickie and any remotely secluded spot will do.