Of course there was some fucking

Is it any surprise that some guests at an event sponsored by a sex toy company to promote its products are going to get their fuck on?

Nope, the answer is that it is absolutely no surprise at all!

If truth be told, I actually expected there to be more fucking going on. There seemed to be far less than at the previous Lovense event.

Or maybe this time there were more guests using wearable Lovense products under their clothes to subtly get each other off on the dancefloor rather than going with the traditional method of bumping uglies. The tunes pumping out of the PA certainly would have made it impossible to here any giveaway buzzes.

Whatever the truth (we will never know!), there were still some guests who were more than happy to get naked to fuck. Some of them in less than private spots where everyone could see their naughtiness.

Rolling out the red carpet

As you may well expect for an event of this magnitude, there were plenty of notable peeps walking down the red carpet at last night's Lovense event.

Although Gizmo and Lisa played it more lowkey this time by chilling out by the dancefloor instead of meeting and greeting guests on the red carpet for pics, there was still plenty of star power to be seen on the red carpet.

We had models, pornstars, DJs, club owners, photographers, dancers, escorts, movie producers, social media influencers and content creators. A pretty diverse range of who's who in the community for sure!

I rather cheekily invited myself to do the walk in front of the cameras and flashing lights before than lurking nearby to be on hand to get some sneaky pics of anyone of note that followed me down the carpet.

Aside from Gizmo and Lisa, a few other well-known peeps who were in attendance and definitely worthy of the red carpet treatment also decided to give it a skip. That wasn't going to stop me tracking them down and papping them whilst they enjoyed the event.

The Lovense Lounge delivers again

The Lovense Lounge swung its doors open once more last night and my expectations were high for another fantastic Lovense-themed event that everyone would be talking about.

I agonised for far too long over what outfit to wear. All I knew is that I wouldn't be wearing any panties so that I could easily slip my Lush in if anyone wanted to have a little play with it. Sadly, in the 5 hours that I managed to hang around for before the need for sleep became too much for me, I didn't get anyone ask to buzz me. I did have to offer a bit of technical support for one Lovense user who didn't quite understand what his toy could do though. Oh well..

The disappointment of not getting buzzed aside, I had a lot of fun. I strutted my stuff on the red carpet upon arrival, photobombed the legendary Lisa whilst she was chilling out, lounged around on top of the giant Lovense sign and toys, had a boogie on the heaving dancefloor with good friends and papped a bunch of community celebs. Pretty eventful, huh?

Oh, actually there was one other disappointment; no mint choc chip in the ice cream cabinet! Hopefully that will be rectified for the next event, whenever that may be. I suppose it will be a few months away. Fingers crossed they also add a giant Quake to the product zone so I can climb on top of that for some cheeky photos. And perhaps a demo zone where guests can have a chance to control volunteers' Lovense toys to give them a flavour of the sort of fun they could have if they were to pick one up for themselves. Nothing than a bit of hands on experience, trust me.

But seriously, a big well done to everyone involved in the organisation of yet another cracking event.

Oh, and as ever, if you want to pick up a Lovense toy for yourself, head over to their store and order now! You might even get a little bit extra off if you do it while their US Labor Day sale is still on!

Is there an exorcist in the house?

Erm, I think someone needs to call an exorcist! That neck twisting action looks neither natural, nor particularly comfortable. The only logical explanation is that it is enabled but a rather inconvenient spot of demonic possession.

If The Exorcist has taught me one thing, it is that this sort of unnatural display is also accompanied by projectile vomit, so fearing for the welfare of my dress, I beat a hasty retreat before I had chance to see if their necks managed to complete the full 360 degree spin. I'm just going to assume they did.

Lovense assisted loving?

And back to the Lovense promotional event held at the Lovense Lounge on Friday night. As promised before, it's time to show off some of the naughty guests who couldn't keep their hands off each other. I mean, guests having sex at a sex toy promotional event... Who would have thought it?

I am curious to know whether any of these guests were getting to try out any of Lovense's products while they were at it though. Possibly having just made a purchase from one of the conveniently-placed toy vending machines?

It's only now that that I look back at the pictures after the fact, that I notice that a lot of them are of couples who are kissing or engaging in some foreplay. What are the chances that some Lush toys are providing a little extra stimulation. That would be super sexy.