Monday, 31 January 2022

Hands on with my Dolce


Lovense describe the Dolce (previously known as the Quake) as "the perfect choice for a blended orgasm". The rest of us look at it and think that it is just a Lush on steroids. Whilst that may be partly true, is it fair?

Let's just get this out of the way before we go any further. A lot of this review is going to be comparing the Dolce and Lush 3. That just cannot be avoided when they, from the outside at least, look so similar. For that reason, if you haven't done so already, you may first want to head over to my Lush 3 review so you have some context about what we are dealing with here

Also, if you are not familiar with what a blended orgasm is, it is essentially two simultaneous orgasms; one through clitoral stimulation and one through vaginal stimulation. Those two orgasms combined can result in a mind blowing, full body response that is far greater than what you are used to.

With that out of the way, let's find out how the Dolce stacks up!

Just a Lush?


It makes sense to start with appearances. The Dolce looks a lot like a Lush. And I mean a LOT. In fact, the main egg portion of the Dolce is exactly the same as the Lush 3. It obviously broadens out slightly more towards the base of the egg where the Lush would transition into its tail. But for the most part, they are essentially the shape.

That means that you still get the same shaped point on the egg to try to target the vibrations on your G-spot but the Dolce does feature some interesting grooves across the tip of the egg. Honestly, I'm not sure if they have any impact on user experience or if they are just there for cosmetic reasons.

Of course, the other end of the Dolce is where things become radically different to the Lush. Instead of a flimsy tail, the egg transitions into a stiff neck and then back into another shaped bulb.

While the tail of the Lush 3 will offer some clitoral stimulation via vibrations that transmit through the toy for the motor in the egg, the Dolce has its own dedicated motor in the bulb that sits right over your clit. What's more, it is independently controllable from the motor that is stimulating your G-spot.



In truth, I don't feel that the independent control is quite the standout feature I hoped it would be. Just like the Lush 3, a lot of the vibrations will transmit through the body of the Dolce. Even if you only have one of the motors buzzing, the other end of the toy will still be vibing away nicely. I often found that I could only tell a difference between the power levels of the two ends when there was a significant difference between them, i.e. when one was on low and the other was on high.

The rest of the time, it just felt like a shit-tonne of buzzing. And, do you know what? I'm OK with that!

The reason why is that when those two motors are buzzing together it offers so much stimulation. It's such a shame that, for whatever reason (I assume trademarks), they weren't able to stick with the original name because I feel that Quake sets exactly the right expectation for this little beauty.

The cost of power


But all of that power does come at a cost.

If we compare to the Lush 3 again, you'll find that the Dolce is over twice the weight and is significantly more bulky. I'm genuinely not sure if this is a toy that you could wear out for public play. For example, although I don't entirely agree, I have seen multiple comments from users that it isn't suitable for use while wearing underwear, which would certainly hinder its use for wearing out.

For me, it is more that I am just too conscious of it when moving around. Actually, I feel like the neck and clitoral bulb just get in the way. Certainly not something you could slyly slip in before you step out on the dance floor.

However, if you are brave enough to wear it out, you can be positively sure that this thing is not going anywhere. The neck, although bendable, is reassuringly stiff so you can adjust it to fit your body and it will hold perfectly where you set it. It's almost like a vice. It just won't let go. It's almost overkill at this point, but the inside of the neck also features more of those grooves to ensure there is maximum grip.

This also means that the clit bulb is not just flapping around near your clit. Instead it can apply a good deal of pressure, pushing those vibrations into you, if that's how you like it. Or you can adjust it so it's giving a lighter touch. Either way, it'll happily stay where you set it.

Alternative usage


On the subject of the bendable neck, Lovense says that it is adjustable for up to 120 degrees which gives a fantastic range of positions. So much so, that there is absolutely nothing stopping you from straightening it all the way out and essentially turning your Dolce into a dildo.

It is stiff enough that it will hold that position if you really need to get some thrusting penetration on the go at the same time. You can be pretty exuberant with your thrusting as well. I really do think this is a super cool quirk of the Dolce.

Burns bright but fast


If there is one shortcoming to the Dolce, it would be the battery life. A drawback of having two powerful motors is that it can eat through the battery in no time. Of course, mileage will vary depending on how hard you are running the motors. And, let's put it this way, neither I, nor the controllers who I let loose on it, took it easy on with the buzzing.

Lovense says it can manage 1.5 - 2 hours of continuous use. In my case, I've had the battery turn red after about an hour of very intense buzzing so the 1.5 hour mark sounds about right to me. Something to be aware of if you are used to something like the Lush 3 which can go on for much longer than that.




Really, between the battery life and bulkiness of it, it really does make me conclude that this is not just a steroided up Lush because I just get the feeling that the Dolce isn't for outside use. Instead, I see it as a phenomenally good hands free toy for use at home or in private. So, in fact, the Dolce and Lush really should not be viewed as toys that are in competition with one another.

Best for at home


And my impression that the Dolce is far better suited for home use than public is compounded by one other possible issue from having that extra motor; the noise.

The Lush is remarkably quiet when worn. The single motor is already quiet enough but, once inserted inside you, a lot of that noise will be dampened even further.

The same is obviously true for one of the Dolce's motors but the other one is potentially just a few layers of fabric away from the great expanse of the world. No real dampening of the sound there at all. Then add in the albeit muffled noise from the G-Spot motor and its not the most subtle thing. Again, when it was known as the Quake, that was a pretty fitting description of the toy.

And one final point on why I think the Dolce is targeted more at home use is the buttons on the toy. They feel far more useable than the single button the Lush has. Sure, that button can cycle through patterns but, let's face it, it's really just used for turning it on and off while the phone app is used to do the rest.

The Dolce's two buttons are far more prominent and, the fact there are two of them for cycling backwards and forwards through the patterns, tells me that Lovense expects more the Dolce's usage to come in a situation where the wearer can use those buttons. In other words, not in the middle of a restaurant or while queuing in the post office. The phone app is still the better way to control the Dolce but it seems to me that this is just a little clue about where you are most likely to be using it.

The only slight niggle with the buttons is that it is not immediately apparent which one is used for actually turning the thing on and off. That tends to be an experience akin to plugging a USB cable into a USB port where you just have to keep trying until you get it right. Not a big deal though.

Did it blend my orgasms?


I'm conscious that I've really just talked about how the Dolce is similar and different to the Lush but I really shouldn't neglect to talk about how well the Dolce lives up to Lovense's claims. I suppose I kind of take it for granted at this point that whatever Lovense release is going to be a fine toy to play with.

So yes, I can actually keep this part quite short because I don't need to say a whole lot about it. It's a fucking great toy!

I'm not sure if I have experienced a true blended orgasm yet but this thing has had me cumming hard and fast. Plenty of drenched towels going in the dirty laundry when I'm done playing with it.

Would I recommend it? Fuck yes!

Would I say that it is better than the Lush 3? Hmmm, it depends how you want to use it. Although it is not like comparing apples with oranges, I would say it is like comparing apples and pears. Outwardly fairly similar looking but actually quite different.

You've heard this bit before


And with that said, all that remains before I wrap up, is for me to go through the usual details that pretty much apply across all of the toys that I have reviewed so far.

It's made for body-safe silicone. If you are using lube with it, make sure that it is water-based. And when cleaning after use, use any decent sex-toy cleaner or mild soap. If you can stick to all of that, the silicon should stay in tip top condition.

In the box, you also receive the, now customary, toy bag to keep it in, as well as the magnetic charger that Lovense seems to now be using for all of the newer products. If you've already got a Lush 3, Nora, Hush 2 or Ferri, then you should already have at least one of these lying around.

Oh yes, and there is app integration which Lovense simply cannot be beaten on. So many great features to pick from and always something to get you off, no matter your mood.

And that's it!

If you think the Dolce is the sex toy for you, head over to the Lovense Store to pick one up now!


Tuesday, 25 January 2022

Buy me a drink?


If you've ever wanted to buy me a coffee, now you can! Well, kind of. I'll explain...

I've created my very own Throne wishlist which lets my fans send me things from my Amazon wishlist.

And what is top of my Amazon wishlist?

A bag of my most favouritest coffee beans in the whole wide world. Mmmm, I love a delicious mug of Brown Bear Real Coloumbia. Just what I need to get going every morning! And one of these small bags should easily keep me going for a whole week. Way better than juts buying someone a single cup of coffee, for sure.


There are also a few other yummy treats on the list (cos I need all of the orange chocolate) as well as a few sexy essentials for keeping my buzz shows going. You could argue that the yummy treats are also essentials because who doesn't sometimes need some choc to keep them going?

I really don't expect anyone to treat me but you never know! The things on this wishlist are certainly a lot more affordable than what is on my Lovense wishlist which I think will remain untouched forever because they are pretty lavish. But that's fine because I don't expect people to spend money on me. It's just nice to know there are options out there if they decide they do.


Saturday, 22 January 2022

Hey, it's me!


Look ma, I'm on TV! Well, not quite TV, but I did manage to photobomb my way into a Chaturbate camgirl's live stream!

Once I realised, I obviously hung around to see what shenanigans she got up to. And, what I mean by hung around, is that I shameless stalked her as she wandered from party to party in a quest for easy cock to suck and fuck. 

Obviously, I only did it so I could report back to you! So you can be aware of these sort of things and the dangers they may pose to your covert naughtiness... or something...

For those of us that have been around for a while, you may remember the exploits of KittyQuinn. If not, the long and short of it was that she was one of Plexstorm's poster camgirls when they launched and, amid a heavy promo campaign, she joined our little community for a few days, What followed was a massive mob of peeps following her around, looking for their 5 minutes of fame, as they invaded room after room.

Of course, her interest obviously waned quickly when her streams didn't seem to bring in that much money in tip earnings. Probably because Plexstorm was never going to be able to compete with the established giants like Chaturbate and Streamate. In fact, if you going looking for it, you'll probably come to the conclusion that it no longer exists. As far as I can tell, they disappeared late last year and all that remains is an abandoned Twitter account

Anyway, back on topic... This camgirl seemed to have a good time fucking and sucking anyone who would accept her cold invites. There was no publicity behind this so I would wager that most of her conquests had no idea that were being broadcast across the interwebs. Thankfully, she didn't seem to be interested in talking with anyone she fucked so no potentially sensitive or embarrassing conversations were put out there for all her viewers to see (over 2000 of them at one point!).

It seems like her money making angle is that stream viewers can tip for to perform both virtual and real acts, sometimes at the same time. I'm definitely interested to follow her progress to see if this is sustainable for her or not. The cynic in me says it will just be a fad and she will be back to her proverbial day job soon of getting facefucked by her boyfriend on her cam streams. I suspect that she will earn far more from tips doing that because she seems to be able to deepthroat like an absolute champ!

Also, I give her props for the commitment to the number of outfit changes that she managed to get through.

I did wonder for one second if we might get another KittyQuinn style mob as I don't think I was alone in working out that she was streaming her sexploits. At one point a group of bystanders did start to develop around her, most of them giving her polite applause as she took it in both holes from a pair of guys. Maybe they got bored though, because most of the soon dispersed

If you fancy trying to track her down for a livestreamed fuck, keep an eye out for DaphneBlake. Conversely, if you absolutely do not want yourself streamed for hundreds or even thousands to see, avoid DaphneBlake. I'll leave it up to you to decide which camp you want to fall into.


Friday, 21 January 2022

The joy of insta-cum


You'll have to pardon the pun, but I was totally bummed when I found that my Hush buttplug had died today.

There I was, getting ready to open my Buzz Me room (yes, for the 2nd time this week!) and, not only would my Hush not turn on, but when I tried to charge it, the charging light would not come on. So no, I had not just drained the battery by leaving it turned on last time I used it.

Fortunately, I had my Domi full charged and ready to go so my trusty wand was able to step in to save the day. Normally I would only choose to use my hands free toys for a buzzing session but today seemed like a good time to make an exception to that rule.


I got a pretty decent turn out when I opened up with plenty of peeps dropping by. Quite a few of my guests were up for having a go at controlling my, although a few didn't bother to hang around for their turn, even after rolling to earn some control time. And, one guest in particular, was very pushy, constantly trying to get more rolls than he had paid for and some physical one on one action. Grrrrrrrr. He seemed happy to fuck another one of my guests instead though.

In the end I had a 90 minute window of free time to play and my Domi was buzzing for 40 mins of that, so I was pretty happy with that. Sometimes there can be a lot more downtime between sessions whilst waiting for people to get their shit together and start buzzing me or waiting for guests to actually drop by. 

I also managed to remember to do some room goals this time. We comfortably hit the first goal for my dressing coming off and then, not to long later, also breezed passed the goal for my bra coming off. Good times for my guests then.


Good times for me too as I managed to cum twice. Both of the orgasms were very different but equally enjoyable.

The first literally came out of nowhere. The early control sessions had been pretty intense so I was already very fucking wet. I then had an extended run of being edged by one guest but, as soon as he spiked the power back up towards the end of his time, he inflicted an insta-cum on me. I was completely unprepared for it and it felt amazing.

The second orgasm came right as I wanted to close up. I felt so close to cumming and begged the last guest to give me everything. This one certainly did not catch me by surprise. In fact, I tried my best to help myself get there. Boy, was I humping the shit out of the head of the Domi. I worked hard to get there but it was a huge orgasm when I did! Well worth the effort I put in.

After that orgasm, I was genuinely struggling to function at all while I tried to recover. But it was closing time, so I quickly said my thank yous, closed up and hurried off for a cold shower.

Today's High Rollers
  • Serintemp
  • CrazyWonderBoy
  • MacXXXL
  • toxioplasma
  • JennyYoung
  • JulienB

Thursday, 20 January 2022

End of a sugary era


And so we have reached the end of the line for Virtual Sugar as event organisers.

Coming full circle, my first experience of a Virtual Sugar event was at the grand opening of the Climax Club and so it is fitting that the Climax Club is where they have said their farewell.

Thinking back to that first Climax Club opening, it was there that I made a Night Out with Laura video that brought me to the attention of the Virtual Sugar staff. From there, I got invited to contribute a movie to each of the Virtual Sugar Porn Cinema screenings. Later, I had the opportunity to have several of my articles included in Virtual Sugar's Sugarmag publication.

A pretty fruitful association for me, for sure. and I'll be sad if we don't get any more issues of Sugarmag. It is head and shoulders above any other magazine produced by the community and I'm not saying that because I featured in it. Quite the opposite actually. I accepted the chance to feature in it because I thought it was so good. Of course, Sugarmag is not an event so if I take their words at face value, that gives me hope that we haven't seen the last of it.


So long and thanks for all the boobs


Welp, in case you have missed it, Virtual Sugar are retiring from the events organising business so last night was the very last Strip N Rock, at least under the Virtual Sugar.

I have spent many a Wednesday evening chilling there. Usually throwing dollar bills at Jess as she gets naked or comparing notes on the last orange chocolate that we've found and sampled. It was also the place where I managed to recruit more than one performer to app in my Try Not To Cum Challenge video.

Anyway, I do hope it is not the last we see of the place.

I sense that that is a sentiment shared by many but, possibly fuelled by the fear of it genuinely being their last opportunity to strut on the famous stage, the place was jam packed with sexy ladies eager to tease and titillate whilst gradually losing their clothes. Obviously, I got some pics of them just in case you couldn't make it along to see them in person.


Wednesday, 19 January 2022

Could they make me cum twice?


Finding myself at a loose end last night with no-one around to keep my occupied, I decided to have a very hasty opening of my Buzz Me room. I just kept it low-key and didn't advertise on social media at all. I did set myself a personal challenge of trying to cum twice in the hour that I decided I would stay open for. Maybe a little ambitious with promoting it at all.

Understandably, I only had a few visitors but they were actually all super into buzzing me. Not only did they make use of there one free buzz that ever guest is entitled to, but several of them also purchased as many extra buzzes as I would allow. In most cases, they combined all of the time the rolled in a single, extra long buzzing session.


It's also worth mentioning that this was the first time that I had given control of my Dolce over to any guests. I may have underestimated just how powerful it is because, between it's immense power, the long sessions of non-stop buzzing and the intense way my guests were buzzing me, it did not take long for me to cum.

Well on track to hit my cum target, the intense buzzes continued and I was soon having to replace my drenched towel with a dry one!

But, sadly for me, I did not quite get to cum for a second time. My final controller of the evening decided he wanted to be soft and delicate with me. Don't get me wrong, it still felt wonderful, but it wasn't going to push me over the edge that I was so close to. Despite my encouragement to crank up the power a bit, he was very happy to keep doing what he was doing.


I'm pretty sure one more session would have got me off, even it it was just medium intensity buzzes, but, as the hour approached, I ran out of guests willing to play with me and had to close up while admitting defeat in my personal challenge.

It was still a very enjoyable hour though and my Dolce performed admirably well. By the time I closed up, the battery indicator had just turned red. That may give you some sort of idea of how much high intensity buzzing I was on the receiving end of. Good times...

And, not for the first time, I got so caught up in being pleasured, that I completely forgot to promote and follow through on my room goals for taking of my top and bra. I really do need to do better at remembering to reward my guests for their patronage with some boobies! Sometimes they just don't need that sort of encouragement though...

Today's High Rollers
  • KNGOkami
  • VTOC
  • FrancisFr