Party time

It's Friday night... 

It's my birthday... 

I've thrown on a sexy little number... 

Let's see where life takes me tonight!

So much birthday cake

Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday and, especially, to the very generous anon who purchased me some very delicious chocolate treats from my wishlist. You can be sure that I will enjoy those immensely.

I spent the evening lounging around at Havasu Falls with Amanda catching up on all the latest gossip surrounding the Coleen Rooney vs Rebekah Vardy libel trial (Vardy totally leaked those stories to The Sun, no doubt about it) and getting set for Eurovision this coming weekend.

In fact, the only downer today was when I discovered that Latvia had been knocked out of Eurovision in yesterday's semi-final. To me, this is simply a travesty as their song, "Eat Your Salad", is without doubt the best Eurovision song ever. It is also more than a little bit rude which makes it even better.

Regardless, there are worse ways that one can spend their birthday so, all in all, a pretty nice day. Oh, and I ate plenty of cake today. Mostly because no one else was willing to help me out so I had to take it on myself. Can't let any cake go to waste!

Amanda promised me even more cake for when we gather together on Saturday for the Eurovision finals. So much cake! Think I'm going to need to get some good workouts in to burn those calories...

Birthdays, strippers and buttplugs

I decided to keep it low-key for my birthday this year. So much better than getting hyped up for it, only for it to be a massive non-event. Start out with low expectations and then, unless something goes spectacularly wrong, it can only go up from there.

All of that is really just a long and drawn out way of saying that I spent the evening chilling at Virtual Sugar's new Strip N Rock club. But if it all looks a bit familiar to you, that is not because your eyes deceive you. It is because you may been familiar with it in its previous guise as the Virtual Sugar Escort Club. With no actual escorting going on there, it seems that it has been re-launched with a slightly tweaked theme.

It goes without saying that, if you enjoyed a night out there before, you are still going to have a lot of fun there. Especially if you enjoy ogling their stunning line-up of ladies who love nothing better than taking their clothes off for you viewing pleasure. Yes, that means that you can still go and throw a handful of dollar bills at Jessica, Reena, Lucya and all the other ladies who know exactly how to get your pulse racing and empty your wallets.

And all of that to a rather splendid soundtrack of rocking tunes, including a few rather unexpected deepcuts that I certainly appreciated. Gun's cover of Word Up anyone? The first time that I've heard anyone other than myself spin that particular tune. And as a set opener no less. I approve!

Back to me, I spent most of the evening chatting with friends and trying to get some more shoots arranged for the movie that I've been working on for a while now. The wheels are slowly turning but oh so slowly.

When I was done talking business, AceX got to hear all about my fondness of buttplugs, my enjoyment of buttplay in general and how I think more guys should be open to receiving a cheeky finger in their butt (Guys, let's be real for a second, if you let me stick a finger in your butt while your cock is in my mouth, it does not bring your sexuality into question in any way, shape or form. Just be open-minded and, if it feels good, go with it).

I'm not sure he will ever look at me in the same way again as I may have given him a little too much info. Then again, he did implant the question in my head about how a guy would go about shaving his own ass. Ah, we're all perverts here anyway so whatever...

Happy Birthday to me

Birthdays have tended to be such a let down in recent years so this year I'm setting expectations low. Very low. Sin it is then.

Nothing beats a good Eurovision party but I now seem to be all out of Jaffa Cakes. Someone was slyly helping themselves whilst I was distracted by some of the bonkers performances. Times like this I’m glad I installed my CCTV cameras. Now I have irrefutable video evidence of the crime being permitted. And to think that there were some that thought that I only installed those cameras so I could perv on my Airbnb guests…

AmandaHThomas:

Laura's birthday last night and what to do. Eurovision or night out? No sign of DJ Danny so Eurovision it was. We laughed at bad entries and cheered on the UK. As the votes came in it soon became clear ‘our gal’ was not going to bring home the trophy. We quite liked Israel’s entry and we liked that she was totally bonkers. It got tense as we feared Cyprus or Austria might pop her, but the plucky Israelis did it. We danced like we had won the lottery as a slightly sloshed winner declared her love for the world and performed her winning son. Oh Eurovision!!!!

Eurobirthday

Birthday night out cancelled for a birthday night in watching Eurovision. Come on SuRie!
Amanda is not impressed by the songs on offer tonight apparently…

Om nom nom!

Tastiest… Birthday present… Ever!

Thanks Jessica!

Birthday preparations

Getting ready for a Birthday night out on the town.

So much for hitting the town for a birthday night out… Sigh…

Ready for birthday celebrations

Time to hit the town for a birthday night out!