Thighs!

I've been patiently waiting for a new social media meme to come along that I an jump on and here it is. Well, to be fair, I'm not quite sure if this is in meme territory or whether if is should just be thought of as a viral trend but, either way, I'm going with it! 

For the last couple of days, there have been three things trending constantly for me on Twitter; Willy Wonka / Oompa Loompa, Christian Horner / Geri (he's a fucking cunt, by the way) and thighs. I can't really get involved in the first two but the third one is right up my alley!

So here you... Thighs! 

(For some reason, Twitter won't let me embed the tweet so I'll just share the gif instead. That was it... the gif and "Thighs")

When I quoted tweeted the original tweet that started this craze, I wasn't expected anyone to follow the instructions in responding to it. I thought that it was just the done thing to include for reference of why I was sharing my thighs with everyone.

Nevertheless, it only took a few minutes before I got my very first "Hell yeah", which actually took me completely by surprise. A few more followed after that, which made me very happy, even if I am, as of writing this, a couple short of the target set by the original tweet.

I just appreciate each and every "Hell yeah" that I did get.

#SockEquality

OK, I'll admit it; I've stayed quiet on this inequality for far too long and, for that, I am ashamed.  So it's time to put things right!

No longer will I stay quiet on this matter. One that I know many feel very passionately about. For that reason, I feel like it is time for all of us to get behind the #SocksForAll movement!

That's right; for some unfathomable reason, men continue to be denied their right to wear socks.

It's time that we all collectively demand that men and women can both enjoy this basic human commodity. And that is why I stand behind #SockEquality. And what better way to do that by embracing another popular meme to repurpose it to support this noble cause.

But what do you think? Should men be allowed to wear socks as well? Let me know!

Check out my ass-sets

I must confess, I got more than a little bit jealous that citizens of the United States got to enjoy National Ass Day on Monday. I feel this is something that we need to take global instead of letting one country lay claim to it.

As part of my on-going campaign to take the booty love to the masses, I have followed up last week's shirt cut meme with a variation that was perfectly themed to kick off on National Ass Day.

Why is that? Because this week's meme is all about my booty instead of my boobs. 

Starting on Monday, aka National Ass Day, I have been revealing a new bum pic over on my Twitter. And this, being day 5, means that here are all of this week's booty pics in all of their curvy glory.

Once again, feel free to comment on which of my ass-sets you like most!

Or, if you want to take on this challenge yourself, head over to https://twitter.com/local_cannibal/status/1406076635863044102 to download the template. 

Then you can share your sexy own sexy bum shots on Twitter!

Your favourite flavour of cleavage?

I'm still working on upping my meme game.

Step 1 is to revisit some recent memes that I missed out on at the time, but which are still recent enough that I can get away with doing them now.

First up is one that is very well known indeed and gives you a valid excuse to stare at my chest with no judgement whatsoever. So here we go with the Shirt Cut Meme.

Feel free to leave a comment about which flavour you like most.

Of course, you are more than welcome to try out this meme for yourself!

Head over to https://twitter.com/druzsea/status/1401596469669511171/photo/1 to download the template so you can get started. Then you can share all your sexy boob shots on Twitter for all to enjoy!

She wants to order

I feel like I need to up my meme game, so here we go! And who better to help me get started than the lovely Reena? 

After picking her up in my supercar, we headed down to the local Hooters drive-thru to pick up some food. She didn't even need prompting to get her head out my window and start ordering.

"A number 3 and 2 chocolate shakes."

I will say that if you are going to get someone's ass in your face as they clamber across you to reach the ordering window, you can't ask for a better passenger to do it than the Booty Queen herself.

"I'd like a plain burger too, please. That's right, nothing on it."

"Actually, forget all of that. We'll just take a pair of strawberry shakes."

"Wait, I changed my mind again. Can I also get a pair of baps with those two shakes?"